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Are you a perv when playing video games?

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ThatsMytrunks

Member
Trumpets said:
Let he who hasn't backed Lara Croft into a corner to get a look at her boobs cast the first stone.
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Yarbskoo

Member
I'd be lying if I said no. I wouldn't put a great deal of time or effort into it myself, but who am I to judge what other people do in their games? If you want to spend hours stalking NPCs to take lewd screenshots, that's okay with me. I've spent hours taking shots of environments, so I can certainly understand wanting to get a visually pleasing view in-game.
 
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ElBoxyBrown

Banned
Whenever I see an attractive female character I look at her butt. I need to know just how much care the devs went into giving her a nice booty.

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SRTtoZ

SRTtoZ

Member
Never. I'm a few finger clicks away from finding ANYTHING I want on the internet, so I never saw the point.
 
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ClaptoVaughn

Member
I check for boob physics because theyre almost always comically exaggerated.

I manipulate camera angles to get close looks at faces all the time though.
 
Sub_Level

Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Yes and no. I find usually google is just the best way to jack off to videogame girls rather than spend time setting things up myself.

I still have Tomb Raider Legend installed for a reason though.
 
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KePoW

Banned
macfoshizzle said:
Ok, I may be little drunk right now but I'm wondering if a lot of people are like me. I find myself sometimes not even knowing that I'm doing it, trying to look up characters upskirt or try to angle the camera so you can see every part of the polygon breasts. For example in Dragon Age: I, I just spent a good 30 minute trying to position the female characters up on a hill so I can get the perfect ass shot or breasts shot. I know a lot of you guys do it so don't try to outcast me fuckers!
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fuck yeah, why not

every heterosexual male gamer would sometimes
 
Angry Fork

Angry Fork

Member
Back in the Tomb Raider PS1 days, yes. But once you get to your teens and find online porn you leave all that behind. Evolve bruh.
 
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AlexBasch

Member
KePoW said:
fuck yeah, why not

every heterosexual male gamer would sometimes
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Why males only? The girl that gave me the Peach amiibo is a huge perv that is in love with the bathing suit Shulk, drools over DMC3 Dante and had an album of screen captures of Nathan Drake ass in UC3.

I don't know why people think this only works for straight males.
 
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Sebastiano

Member
I WAS a perv, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl particularly :

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I'm still am, now I will take sexy pics from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U when I will found my damn SD card, just for fun, nothing else, I swear.
 
M

Meffer

Member
I'm guilty of checking under Peach's dress in Smash. Laughed my ass off when I saw that it's just a black hole under Rosalina's dress.
 
grim-tales

grim-tales

Member
Sebastiano said:
I WAS a perv, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl particularly :

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I'm still am, now I will take sexy pics from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U when I will found my damn SD card, just for fun, nothing else, I swear.
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Well at least now we know that Mario thinks of some sexy time... damn...
 
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I Wanna Be The Guy

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
cosmicblizzard said:
I mean, it kind of was vital for story reasons. That being said, there could have easily been another means of figuring out the mystery.
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Something memorable happening to her at that moment could have easily been done without it being anything like that. She falls over and has a massive bowl of tomato soup fall on her head. Or she ends up choking on something. There's a million things they could have done that would have had the same effect without being fanservice bullshit.
 
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Chmpocalypse

Blizzard
macfoshizzle said:
Ok, I may be little drunk right now but I'm wondering if a lot of people are like me. I find myself sometimes not even knowing that I'm doing it, trying to look up characters upskirt or try to angle the camera so you can see every part of the polygon breasts. For example in Dragon Age: I, I just spent a good 30 minute trying to position the female characters up on a hill so I can get the perfect ass shot or breasts shot. I know a lot of you guys do it so don't try to outcast me fuckers! In fact, a girl friend of mine told me once that she use to sometimes just play MGS to stare at Raiden's ass all night, so even girls do it. With that said, what are some "good recommended games" that I can play? :)
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Enslaved.

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ffdgh

Member
Sebastiano said:
I WAS a perv, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl particularly :

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I'm still am, now I will take sexy pics from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U when I will found my damn SD card, just for fun, nothing else, I swear.
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And this is why sakurai put a void under peach's dress in smash 4 lol
 
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KePoW

Banned
KieferCrimson said:
Why males only? The girl that gave me the Peach amiibo is a huge perv that is in love with the bathing suit Shulk, drools over DMC3 Dante and had an album of screen captures of Nathan Drake ass in UC3.

I don't know why people think this only works for straight males.
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I was talking about the OP's specific examples of looking up skirts or down breasts

But yeah, girl gamers should perv over male characters too, that would be normal as well
 
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Tohsaka

Member
evilromero said:
Seriously, why not just make this game fully nude? I'm trying to imagine the target demographic for this and all I can think of is to skip it and go right to porn. You'd save $30.
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No Japanese console/handheld games have nudity. Even the western games that feature it, like Heavy Rain usually are censored for the Japanese release. If you want porn games there are plenty of them on PC.
 
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DidntKnowJack

Member
Ok, seems to be a bit of a misconception here. Only speaking for myself of course but just because I've tried to get a better angle on Lara Croft does not mean it was so I could jack off to it. I can't believe anyone would even go there. That's never even come close to happening.
 
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