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[Cunth]

How could you prefer butts to tits? let me list the negatives of butts:

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

i dont get it.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Try walking down the street with your hand on your gf's tit.

 

[nush]

How could you prefer butts to tits? let me list the negatives of butts:

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

i dont get it.

 

[tommycronin]

You always seemed like a rimjob kinda guy to me. I Guess I was wrong.

 

[MudoSkills]

They feel great, look great and are closer to the action.

What's not to like about butts.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[German Hops]

Tits are good, too. It's those demented foot fetish freaks I don't get.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Sodomites detected.

 

[Tesseract]

Sodomites detected.

 

[Halo is Back]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/nsfw-butt-thread.1472214/

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Only true Veggie Tale fans will understand this meme.

 

[BWJinxing]

When I was pubercent, tits were the thing but I got older.

Tits size is an easy fix but your stuck with a terrible backside, is a genetic thing. You could fix it in post but it don't look right.

Like Japanese porn stars, I prefer the overweight ones, because voften they all have fake tits but the booty is a pancake.

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler

 

[Ornlu]

How could you prefer butts to tits? let me list the negatives of butts:

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

i dont get it.

Tits (supposedly) look the way they do because of the male desire for a nice-looking ass. They're an ass that grows out of the chest to give incentive to look at each other while banging it out.

 

[Cunth]

Tits (supposedly) look the way they do because of the male desire for a nice-looking ass. They're an ass that grows out of the chest to give incentive to look at each other while banging it out.

sounds kinda gay though

 

[Airola]

Tits (supposedly) look the way they do because of the male desire for a nice-looking ass. They're an ass that grows out of the chest to give incentive to look at each other while banging it out.

I'm pretty sure that theory was made up by some dude with an ass agenda though.

EDIT: I mean, logically the exact same could be said the opposite way. People love ass because it reminds them of boobs.

 

[Halo is Back]

sounds kinda gay though

Males and females are naturally aroused when slapped on the ass.

 

[TaySan]

They feel great, look great and are closer to the action.

What's not to like about butts.

This. And more of it!

 

[Insane Metal]

Feels great on the hands and

Also when you have that huge, delicious ass on your face...

 

[Cunth]

you guys prolly wanna sniff a fart too

 

[Halo is Back]

you guys prolly wanna sniff a fart too

 

[Stouffers]

Without butts, you wouldn’t have tits. Evolutionarily, women evolved full breasts to mimic the shape of the buttocks during missionary sex so the male could release his seed in a timely fashion.

 

[Cunth]

Ppl need to start posting sources

 

[Stouffers]

Ppl need to start posting sources

There’s no need when you are the authority on a subject. Like, I’d never ask you to post your sources on whiny European bullshit or shit-ass sexual preferences.

 

[Cunth]

There’s no need when you are the authority on a subject. Like, I’d never ask you to post your sources on whiny European bullshit or shit-ass sexual preferences.

lol your european

 

[RokkanStoned]

Tits are good, too. It's those demented foot fetish freaks I don't get.

brap
Mexican Standoff?

 

[DogofWar]

Oh the ass vs tits discussion again?

 

[Tesseract]

Oh the ass vs tits discussion again?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Tits are good, too. It's those demented foot fetish freaks I don't get.

Fuck you..

Also, feet and butts go so well together.

I don't understand tits, though...

They are for babies.

 

[Mistake]

A nice ass, or hips, probably helps gauge how well a girl can have kids

It's science, man science

 

[Barnabot]

Fuck you..

Also, feet and butts go so well together.

I don't understand tits, though...

They are for babies.

i can't see any feet other than a nice looking ass.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

i can't see any feet other than a nice looking ass.

LOL, perv.

 

[Mistake]

Fuck you..

Also, feet and butts go so well together.

I don't understand tits, though...

They are for babies.

Of all colors to paint your toenails, why choose yellow? Corn on the cob feet right there

 

[Cunth]

Of all colors to paint your toenails, why choose yellow?

Just to make sure people know you are a cum dumpster

 

[Nymphae]

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

Are you a toddler? I swear to god most of sex is performative - monkey see media so monkey do. Sucking tits is literally for babies.

I've never seen a pimply ass on a chick, what are you guys sitting on down there?

Tell your wife to wipe her ass, and also keep your nose out of it and you won't smell or come into contact with the shit she didn't take care of.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Of all colors to paint your toenails, why choose yellow? Corn on the cob feet right there

Green toenails is most horrible to me. Yellow is a close second, though. Yellow works a bit on very tanned feet, though.

 

[Cunth]

Are you a toddler? I swear to god most of sex is performative - monkey see media so monkey do. Sucking tits is literally for babies.

I've never seen a pimply ass on a chick, what are you guys sitting on down there?

Tell your wife to wipe her ass, and also keep your nose out of it and you won't smell or come into contact with the shit she didn't take care of.

Triggered af

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Are you a toddler? I swear to god most of sex is performative - monkey see media so monkey do. Sucking tits is literally for babies.

I've never seen a pimply ass on a chick, what are you guys sitting on down there?

Tell your wife to wipe her ass, and also keep your nose out of it and you won't smell or come into contact with the shit she didn't take care of.

Ah, GAF ass defender numero uno is arriving to the scene..

 

[Cunth]

Ah, GAF ass defender numero uno is arriving to the scene..

Gafs number one fig

 

[DESTROYA]

This needs some Prison School intervention

 

[Goro Majima]

Oh the ass vs tits discussion again?

This.

I like tits, ass, and thighs in that order. I also like a large hip size but it's more of a great accessory to the former.

Ugly or gigantic feet can ruin it for me but I'm not sexually attracted to them. Also not a fan of super skinny calves.

I don't have strong preferences about stomach flab or upper arm size as long as it isn't too much and reasonably proportional.

Did I miss anything?

 

[DESTROYA]

Ugly or gigantic feet can ruin it for me but I'm not sexually attracted to them. Also not a fan of super skinny calves.

Did I miss anything?

Yeah your on brap shit list now.

 

[MetalAlien]

What about front butt?

 

[jufonuk]

How could you prefer butts to tits? let me list the negatives of butts:

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

i dont get it.

I like butts, boobs. Legs. Also the dimples on the lower back. And various other parts of the female body.

I don’t get the attraction to feet though, I don’t relish flip flop weather as sometimes people have horrible feet.

 

[Goro Majima]

What about front butt?

nobody ask him about front butt!

 

[GymWolf]

Actual photo of OP's car

Spoiler

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Allow me, if you will, to quote Big Sean on the matter.

"
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop! Now make that motherfucker hammer time like'

Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble
I'm st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a Bible
I got girlies half naked that shit look like the grotto
How your waist anorexic and then your ass is colossal
Drop that ass make it boomerang
Take my belt off, bitch I'm Pootie Tang
Tippy tow tippy tay you gonna get a tip today
Fuck that you gonna get some dick today
I walk in with my crew and I'm breaking they necks
I'm looking all good I'm making her wet
They pay me respect they pay me in checks
And if she look good she pay me in sex
Bounce that ass (ass) it's the roundest
You the best you deserve a crown bitch
Right on that,

Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop! Now make that motherfucker hammer time like'

Go dumb, go stupid, go stupid

Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
Ass so fat, all these bitches' pussies is throbbin'
Bad bitches, I'm your leader, Phantom by the meter
Somebody point me to the best ass-eater
Tell 'em "pussy clean!" I tell 'em "pussy squeaky!"
Niggas give me brain 'cause all of them niggas geeky
If he got a mandingo, then I buy him a dashiki
And bust this pussy open in the islands of Waikikiiiiii'
Kiss my ass and my anus, 'cause it's finally famous
And it's finally soft, yeah, it's finally solved!
I don't know, man, guess them ass shots were off!
Bitches ain't poppin', Google, my ass
Only time you on the net is when you Google my ass
Y-y-you fuckin' little whores, fu-fuckin' up my decors
Couldn't get Michael Kors if you was fuckin' Michael Kors
B-B-Big Sean, b-boy, how big is you?
Gimme all yo' money and gimme all yo' residuals
Then slap it on my ass, ass, ass'

Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop! Now make that motherfucker hammer time like'

Woah, white girls, black girls, tall girls, fat girls
Shake that ass girl, shake that ass girl, shake that ass girl, shake that ass girl

Short girls, small girls, skinny girls, all girls
Shake that ass girl, shake that ass girl, shake that ass girl, shake that ass girl

And I want all of that,

Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop! Now make that motherfucker hammer time like'

Go dumb, go stupid, go stupid, go stupid

Go stupid!"

He's the authority on the matter in my mind.