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Belle Delphine got banned from youtube

Ionian

Member
It’s porn. Is your criteria when deciding what porn to watch “Will this chick fuck me?”

That’s mental dude

So you admit to wanking to her.

You do you. I couldn't, then again I have a girlfriend.

Had a girl that was Italian, she caught me wanking, was awkward. She was asleep. Finished the job though, she was so angry.

Slapped me the next day, I laughed and she went to go again. I grabbed her arm. Then fucked off to the pub.

Never fuck with Silcians. Ever. They are a beautiful but fiesty. She had a Russian name as well, her grandfather fought in WW2. Her father refused to speak about it. I never found out why.

Father also had a Gamorra, her Mother accepted it. I thought it was crazy.

Best Pesto ever though!
 
So you admit to wanking to her.

You do you. I couldn't, then again I have a girlfriend.

Had a girl that was Italian, she caught me wanking, was awkward. She was asleep. Finished the job though, she was so angry.

Slapped me the next day, I laughed and she went to go again. I grabbed her arm. Then fucked off to the pub.

Never fuck with Silcians. Ever. They are a beautiful but fiesty. She had a Russian name as well, her grandfather fought in WW2. Her father refused to speak about it. I never found out why.

Father also had a Gamorra, her Mother accepted it. I thought it was crazy.

Best Pesto ever though!
I’m married and my wife doesn’t give a fuck if I jack off to porn
 

Ionian

Member
I’m married and my wife doesn’t give a fuck if I jack off to porn

Sicilian women, or at least the one I was with for 8-9 years, got jealous.

They want to be fucked, you shame them with a wank. Took me forever to convince her it was ok.

Met her at my 21st, we fell in love. I cried when she left, parents came to take her back.

Visited Sicily I was warned her ex was in the Mafia. We took ectasy for the plane, I look fucked in the pictures I have for the visit.

But I bought two terrapins, headbanger and clothes-hanger were their names. They sell them on the streets. She kept one, one I had got too big so donated it to an animal shop. The shop owner didn't believe his luck. Went back to visit as I missed him. Price was 200 pounds. I paid 5.

Went back again, was sold.
 

*Nightwing

Member
Return of the queen!
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GloveSlap

Member
Normally i don't care for these kind of people, but i like Belle. Her stuff is always self aware and funny in a stupid way.
 

DeafTourette

Perpetually Offended
I found some of her vids for free. She's got a pretty face and cute smile. Thin but nice boobs and a pretty punany. She seems miniature.
 

Mattyp

Gold Member
Her porn is awkward as hell, I’ll admit that. But I’m all for hot chicks getting naked and recording it.

If you’re going to try to tell me she’s not hot, then yeah, that’s gay af

She ugly as fuck what are you talking about, just look at her in the happy hours podcast where she doesn’t get to decide every lighting angle.

Can’t imagine what she looks like without makeup and a wig 😂
 

jason10mm

Gold Member
She ugly as fuck what are you talking about, just look at her in the happy hours podcast where she doesn’t get to decide every lighting angle.

Can’t imagine what she looks like without makeup and a wig 😂
To be fair that's EVERY WOMAN EVER.
 
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