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Jessica Simpson is looking… these days

Romulus

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I just checked out her Instagram and watched a couple of videos. Those pics aren't accurate compared to the videos. She looks really thin, but just like a 40 something Jessica to me.
 
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Barakov

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Sad Season 2 GIF by Friends
 
jufonuk

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fucking hell.
if it is drugs
not like this GIF


I hope she gets help to get off of them.

don't go out like this.

42, she is younger than me.
 
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StreetsofBeige

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Sub_Level said:
Madonna got way too much hate in the other thread. She is freaking 64 years old. Jessica Simpson is 42...
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I think the Madonna thread wasnt all about plastic surgery. It's also that shes in her 60s and looks like still doing it. It's not like she did surgery for the last time in 1998. She probably keeps doing it every few years touching up this to that trying to look 28. There comes a time to not do it anymore.

I'm not even a favour of any plastic surgery at all unless there is something truly tragic like someone was in a car accident, born with deformities, or needs a boob job because she had a mastectomy and doesn't want to be flatter than a cutting board. But when someone looks fine and is just aging the normal way, it looks pretty self centered to still be doing this at 60. Just age like a normal person and accept life how it is.
 
Redneckerz

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Those long posts don't cover that red neck boy
Nobody_Important said:
Gafs strange obsession with women who are 40 plus years or older not being as attractive as they were previously is pretty entertaining I'm not going to lie.
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I think a many have a similar thing, but with your posts.

And maybe you have a similar thing, but with people who have a strange obsession with women who are 40 plus years or older not being as attractive as they were previously.
 
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Nobody_Important said:
Gafs strange obsession with women who are 40 plus years or older not being as attractive as they were previously is pretty entertaining I'm not going to lie.
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I don't know what threads you're talking about but the Madonna thread is about how bad she looks due to all the plastic surgery and the Jessica Simpson thread is about her looking like a meth/crack addict neither thread is about their looks due to their age.
 
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Nobody_Important

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“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
OmegaSupreme said:
Good old white knight nobody. Never change.
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What white knight? She looks awful. She looks like she has snorted every drug available and spent like $45 at a bad plastic surgeon. That is just a fact.


I just find it funny how gaf handles attractive women getting older. As if they should all age like fine wine and be perfect until just before the very end lol
 
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Nobody_Important said:
What white knight? She looks awful. She looks like she has snorted every drug available and spent like $45 at a bad plastic surgeon. That is just a fact.


I just find it funny how gaf handles attractive women getting older. As if they should all age like fine wine and be perfect until just before the very end lol
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One more again since it flew over your head the 1st time around it's about the drugs and the plastic surgery not about getting old.

Earn those brownie points though, they might let you hit if not just offer Simpson a crack rock not sure what you can offer Mags since she's apparently gay now.
 
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TheInfamousKira

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Nobody_Important said:
What white knight? She looks awful. She looks like she has snorted every drug available and spent like $45 at a bad plastic surgeon. That is just a fact.


I just find it funny how gaf handles attractive women getting older. As if they should all age like fine wine and be perfect until just before the very end lol
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GAF is probably primarily male. Men generally age better than women up to a point, and then we become raisins. It's fair.
 
Smiggs

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TheInfamousKira said:
GAF is probably primarily male. Men generally age better than women up to a point, and then we become raisins. It's fair.
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I also think people don't expect men to look like they're 22 years old forever, either. In fact, most guys look better after 30, when they've fully matured. Many women in the entertainment industry (or just in general) chase this unrealistic dream of looking like you're a teenager again, and they end up looking like something created in a lab gone awry.

It's a shame, because many of these women would be absolutely gorgeous in their older age, but chasing the impossible turns many of them into... well, see the Madonna thread.
People just need to embrace aging. It sucks, but we all have to deal with it.
 
TheInfamousKira

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Smiggs said:
I also think people don't expect men to look like they're 22 years old forever, either. In fact, most guys look better after 30, when they've fully matured. Many women in the entertainment industry (or just in general) chase this unrealistic dream of looking like you're a teenager again, and they end up looking like something created in a lab gone awry.

It's a shame, because many of these women would be absolutely gorgeous in their older age, but chasing the impossible turns many of them into... well, see the Madonna thread.
People just need to embrace aging. It sucks, but we all have to deal with it.
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Oh, absolutely. Great point. I think the idea that salt and pepper is something to strive for in men, and youth is the noose around women's necks is definitely a sticking point. I often think "Why are most of the attractive older women I'm aware of people that I know, versus famous people?" and this is the answer. People are so enslaved to the idea that youth = beauty that they'll actively make irrational body modifications to try to STAY youthful, when like...there's a biological reason our bodies change as age. Don't play God. Just age gracefully. 1350 years from now when the Dulvikan Nation plows through the wreckage of 21st Century America and finds your gravestone, do you want the Klevinnik Warlords to find a box of dust, or a box of your tits and lips?
 
Smiggs

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TheInfamousKira said:
Oh, absolutely. Great point. I think the idea that salt and pepper is something to strive for in men, and youth is the noose around women's necks is definitely a sticking point. I often think "Why are most of the attractive older women I'm aware of people that I know, versus famous people?" and this is the answer. People are so enslaved to the idea that youth = beauty that they'll actively make irrational body modifications to try to STAY youthful, when like...there's a biological reason our bodies change as age. Don't play God. Just age gracefully. 1350 years from now when the Dulvikan Nation plows through the wreckage of 21st Century America and finds your gravestone, do you want the Klevinnik Warlords to find a box of dust, or a box of your tits and lips?
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I never once put an ounce of thought to that, and Jesus H I cannot stop thinking about it. LMAO

Please know that you made my day. :ROFLMAO:
 
StreetsofBeige

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Smiggs said:
I also think people don't expect men to look like they're 22 years old forever, either. In fact, most guys look better after 30, when they've fully matured. Many women in the entertainment industry (or just in general) chase this unrealistic dream of looking like you're a teenager again, and they end up looking like something created in a lab gone awry.

It's a shame, because many of these women would be absolutely gorgeous in their older age, but chasing the impossible turns many of them into... well, see the Madonna thread.
People just need to embrace aging. It sucks, but we all have to deal with it.
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Yup.

Everyone ages. Even the most naturally youthful person at 60 or 70 will still look old. Thats life.

Key difference is women care more about looks, getting attention and try 10x harder being young and graceful than guys. That's why most stores in shopping malls are geared to women's clothes and shoes and most cosmetic surgery is done by women.

Most guys dont really give a shit no matter if they are young or old. I bet most guys have a certain basic amount of upkeep (shower, put on some half decent clothes, comb your hair), but beyond that most guys dont give a shit about dolling up or flaunting themselves for attention. I dont think there's too many 58 year old dudes trying to act and look like he's 26 or 31.
 
AJUMP23

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Nobody_Important said:
What white knight? She looks awful. She looks like she has snorted every drug available and spent like $45 at a bad plastic surgeon. That is just a fact.


I just find it funny how gaf handles attractive women getting older. As if they should all age like fine wine and be perfect until just before the very end lol
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I don’t think it is drugs. She has just gained and lost weight several times. And that can take a toll on the body. She has probably had some tightening surgery due to the weight fluctuations.
 
Nobody_Important

Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Days like these... said:
One more again since it flew over your head the 1st time around it's about the drugs and the plastic surgery not about getting old.

Earn those brownie points though, they might let you hit if not just offer Simpson a crack rock not sure what you can offer Mags since she's apparently gay now.
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You're trying too hard and being too obvious with your comeback.


Try to dull a bit of that intentional edge and then I have a better chance of being offended and taking the bait. Ask Deep for tips. He gets me more often than anyone.
 
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Nobody_Important said:
You're trying too hard and being too obvious with your comeback.


Try to dull a bit of that intentional edge and then I have a better chance of being offended and taking the bait. Ask Deep for tips. He gets me more often than anyone.
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It wasn't a comeback it was trying to get you to acknowledge that no one is criticizing them for their age but you've got an agenda so it's pointless. Keep earning those pussy points you might get to cash them in some day.
 
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TheInfamousKira

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bitbydeath said:
FOR YOU! SHE’S LOOKING, FOR YOU!!!
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Upon further examination, I think I've found and analyzed the aspects that immediately give the viewer a reflexive flinch. Bear with me.

The decor of her background is very minimalist. Contrasting values, pretty sterile, but in a homey way. The black and white accent each other nicely in a professional or home setting, and the human touches such as clearly visible paint strokes on the borders and banisters give it a very warm, sociable feeling that evokes classy get togethers and toasts for upper middle class colleagues at a work party that YOU'RE hosting. The issue comes into play when contrasted with Miss Simpson herself. For starters, the simple and elegant background completely clashes with ALL THE METH she's on meth jfc, get me a 12 piece bucket of fucking home style REHAB CHRIST JESUS KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Also, the fact that her lips are 95% silicone and are buoyant enough to float in blood, it pulls her face skin upward really bringing attention to the fact that she has the jawline of Sam from Cheers in a "very special episode,"

Also OH GOD METH
 
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