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[Javaman]

I'm sure he's totally supporting those kids, so the mom's don't have to rely on government programs.

 

[BenjiGAF]

Two of His kids are going to hook up without knowing they are siblings. And it'll be awkward for everyone involved.

I smell a sitcom!

 

[RageWaffles]

"Inserting" sperm from a cup in a women's restroom isn't exactly super hygienic. Pretty certain most medical professionals would recommend against it.

Inserting stuff into one's vagina in a public restroom is normal for women who are capable of having children.

 

[The One and Done™]

He's da real mvp

 

[Matrix XII]

He kind of seems like a slime ball. What a weird and slightly disturbing story.

 

[rpmurphy]

That's an anime about this very situation, I'm sure of it.

"All these ladies want your dick but one of them is your sister that I fathered and left a long time ago and I ain't gonna tell you who that is, good luck."

Real anime, btw.

 

[Kurdel]

Can they all sue him for child support?

 

[Secret Fawful]

Depending on the frequency, this sounds like one of the most painful jobs ever.

I'm surprised his cock isn't getting ground down like a pencil eraser.

 

[Keri]

Can they all sue him for child support?

It would probably be difficult for the international children to get child support from him, but the children in the United States definitely could.

I feel bad for his wife. He's putting their whole family at risk, by continuing to have children with strangers. It's all fun and games now, but it will suck when he dies and 100 children lay claim to his assets.

 

[Twig and Berries]

I don’t have an Asian baby yet.

 

[Fury451]

^

That gif applies to the whole thing.

 

[PhantomX1313]

That's not a record

 

[Keasar]

Only 26?

Meet Ed Houben, father of over a hundred kids. And as An extra, mostly does his donations 'the natural way'.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Depending on the frequency, this sounds like one of the most painful jobs ever.

I'm surprised his cock isn't getting ground down like a pencil eraser.

At most he has one appointment per day. Don't tell me jerking off once a day sounds painful. I do that pain free

 

[clarknova156]

Target is just thankful someone thinks of it.

I laughed a lot at this. Thank you.

 

[Hazmat]

Garbage NY Post garbage is garbage. I hear the Wolfboy fathered one of those kids. I've got a source.

 

[Dalek]

Garbage NY Post garbage is garbage. I hear the Wolfboy fathered one of those kids. I've got a source.

You have to admit this was a great headline:

 

[RinsFury]

He kind of seems like a slime ball. What a weird and slightly disturbing story.

That was my impression as well. I feel bad for the wife, who had no idea this skeezy fuck was doing this.

 

[TestMonkey]

That movie gets more disturbing as time goes on.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Sperminator? That's not Cecil Jacobson. His method though makes him a huge a piece of shit.

 

[Hazmat]

You have to admit this was a great headline:

I cannot deny that my cat has already heard me sing "Goodness, gracious..." since I saw this image.