• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

After 20 Years, NASA completes the James Webb telescope. The most powerful ever!

H

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
NPR did a story on the testing of the James Webb telescope and had some cool pictures of the sun shield during testing.

14753947223_572df2c0b7_k-e307cf6e7032cea526b3915820aa9cfdcab976ab-s800-c85.jpg


Link to the story: http://www.npr.org/2016/11/28/503166625/some-assembly-required-new-space-telescope-will-take-shape-after-launch

Edit: A video detailing the unfolding and set up of the telescope after launch
 
A

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/12/james-webb-space-telescope-goddard/509840/

Webb will be 100 times more powerful than Hubble. “If you were a bumblebee on the moon, Webb would be able to spot you,” said John Mather, Webb’s senior project scientist, standing in front of the golden mirrors at Goddard. In its new home, 1 million miles from Earth, Webb will point its giant mirrors into the darkness and beam back images of the earliest universe like humans never seen before.
Click to expand...


So, let's point it at the moon and give a nice shot for all the moon-landing-was-fake dudes. Show the tracks, the flash and the plaque. Right? If astronauts are punching people, this is worth it.
 
X

Xe4

Banned
Ninja Dom said:
I'm still not sure why they use 15 to 20 year old chips in these multi-billion dollar projects. Because these chips are tried and tested? Aren't chips that are only 5 years old, tried and tested? Isn't the Nintendo/IBM 'Broadway' processor (Wii) or variant tested?
Click to expand...

Dan27 said:
He was the second Administrator of NASA from 1961 through 1968
Click to expand...

Yup. He was admin during the apollo program.

andthebeatgoeson said:
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/12/james-webb-space-telescope-goddard/509840/




So, let's point it at the moon and give a nice shot for all the moon-landing-was-fake dudes. Show the tracks, the flash and the plaque. Right? If astronauts are punching people, this is worth it.
Click to expand...

I believe the JWST will never be pointed towards the non-dark side of the moon due to its location.

We do have this, though:
584392main_M168000580LR_ap17_area.jpg
Click to expand...
 
L

Lucky Forward

Member
andthebeatgoeson said:
So, let's point it at the moon and give a nice shot for all the moon-landing-was-fake dudes. Show the tracks, the flash and the plaque. Right? If astronauts are punching people, this is worth it.
Click to expand...

The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter already did that (although not to bumblebee detail), the wackos are going to believe what they want to believe.

y2Nionx.jpg
 
H

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Trump's going to use it to look for illegal immigrants crossing the southern border.
 
P

Par Score

Member
andthebeatgoeson said:
Sure it can. If it's pointing at the earth and the moon is on the opposite side of the earth.
Click to expand...

It will never be pointed at the Earth, since from the L2 point the Earth will always be extremely close in the sky to the Sun, and the reason for that big-ass Sun shield up there goes out of the window if you point the damn thing at the Sun anyway.
 
I

Ithil

Member
Breaking news: The telescope prototype has been dismantled and partially stolen by a brown bear wearing a backpack. Requests for comments by the bear were met with gibberish.
 
D

Disxo

Member
fester said:
We're such a fucking stupid species...the ability and resources to do so much, yet squander it on the dumbest, most self-destructive shit.
Click to expand...
Imagine if we spent those trillions of dollars invested in the F-35 on something useful!
Thinking about that is too painful.
 
B

BobLoblaw

Banned
fester said:
We're such a fucking stupid species...the ability and resources to do so much, yet squander it on the dumbest, most self-destructive shit.
Click to expand...
We're mostly a selfish, self-serving species. "Fuck you. I got mine" seems to be the motto across every country. If humanity wasn't constantly bickering over religion, race, or things like that and we worked together, we'd already be in space.
 
jchap

jchap

Member
BobLoblaw said:
We're mostly a selfish, self-serving species. "Fuck you. I got mine" seems to be the motto across every country. If humanity wasn't constantly bickering over religion, race, or things like that and we worked together, we'd already be in space.
Click to expand...

Be in space doing what? We wouldn't be going anywhere outside our little solar bubble.
 
H

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
jchap said:
Be in space doing what? We wouldn't be going anywhere outside our little solar bubble.
Click to expand...

Our little solar system is still gigantic beyond most people's actual comprehension. We could be colonizing or even terraforming Mars or setting up bases on the moons of Jupiter and Saturn. Hell just mining the asteroid belt would provide us with more mineral wealth that we could ever imagine without destroying Earth. I don't even get the whole,"We're not going anywhere" part of your post. You ever set foot on Mars? No obviously so lets get there before asking where are we going to go.
 
M

Measley

Junior Member
Ithil said:
.
Click to expand...

Damn, you're probably right, and that depresses the hell out of me.

andthebeatgoeson said:
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/12/james-webb-space-telescope-goddard/509840/




So, let's point it at the moon and give a nice shot for all the moon-landing-was-fake dudes. Show the tracks, the flash and the plaque. Right? If astronauts are punching people, this is worth it.
Click to expand...

Those kind of people are clowns. They seem to not realize that we landed on the moon multiple times, not just once. Why the hell would NASA fake land on the moon six times? Why the hell would they fake a moon mission failing and almost killing their astronauts (Apollo 13)?
 
Zok310

Zok310

Banned
I predict on day 1 after tests have been compleated and have reached its final orbit, this thing will instantly discover the Mass Relays at the edge of the Solar system 😂

Other than that, I remember watching a documentary about JWB back in high school like 15 years ago. Can't believe it took this long to finally complete it.


andthebeatgoeson said:
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/12/james-webb-space-telescope-goddard/509840/




So, let's point it at the moon and give a nice shot for all the moon-landing-was-fake dudes. Show the tracks, the flash and the plaque. Right? If astronauts are punching people, this is worth it.
Click to expand...

Prolly cost more to take that picture than the total cost of the moon landing itself. Better off just letting people believe that shit is tack than wasting the time and energy positioning jwb to take that picture.
 
Zok310

Zok310

Banned
andthebeatgoeson said:
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/12/james-webb-space-telescope-goddard/509840/




So, let's point it at the moon and give a nice shot for all the moon-landing-was-fake dudes. Show the tracks, the flash and the plaque. Right? If astronauts are punching people, this is worth it.
Click to expand...

Prolly cost more to take that picture than the total cost of the moon landing itself. Better off just letting people believe that shut is tack than wasting the time and energy positioning jwb to take that picture.
 
X

xkramz

Member
Tin foil hat, what if it's all s hoax saying they taking it to L2 and no one can reach it once it's in place, therefore they could feed us fake photos and shift because it cannot be debunked that it came from James Webb and also we won't know 100% that there's even a James Webb in space....


Ok too much coffee I'm over thinking the ridiculous possibilities
 
G

GeoGonzo

Member
That picture of the sun shield is great. I often forget how large this thing is.

xkramz said:
[...]
Ok too much coffee I'm over thinking the ridiculous possibilities
Click to expand...
Just like with the lunar landings, the ammount of effort needed to fake the data dwarfs the effort of simply doing it.😋
 
R

Ryan242004

Member
It truely is an amazing piece of equipment but it surprises me how short the life will be. Since it's so far out they won't be able to do repair missions and it's only designed to last 5-10 years. I hope thru figure out a way to make it last longer.
 
A

akira28

Member
Took that progress bar long as fuck to complete. Now to wait 5 turns to launch.

Chronoja said:
At the risk of sounding pessimistic, what's their plan if they find a problem with it when it gets there, Hubble had the famously faulty mirror they had to go fix. Getting a manned craft out to L2 doesn't seem like an option, so I'd assume the telescope has enough fuel to get closer to Earth again?
Click to expand...

getting a manned craft out to L2 sounds like fun. and a manned base at one of the L points sounds inevitable.

BobLoblaw said:
We're mostly a selfish, self-serving species. "Fuck you. I got mine" seems to be the motto across every country. If humanity wasn't constantly bickering over religion, race, or things like that and we worked together, we'd already be in space.
Click to expand...

we also invented pancakes and maple syrup, and also cartoons. are we really all bad, or just tragic mix of wonderful and awful?
 
M

MarionCB

Member
I'm willing this to succeed so much. It's giddying to think how much we can learn.

akira28 said:
we also invented pancakes and maple syrup, and also cartoons. are we really all bad, or just tragic mix of wonderful and awful?
Click to expand...

It's a mix. People also forget that concepts like compassion and humour are human inventions. Also, concepts. This telescope will be the self-aware part of the Universe looking at itself, trying to understand what it is.
 
D

DouglasteR

Member
Prepare your simple minds (by the fact that all that we have is hubble resolution and quality photos) to be enhanced beyond imaginable levels.

I can't wait for Pillars of Creation and all other nebulas.

The galaxy finally in HD and OLED.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

  • Poll
James Webb space telescope (JWST) launch scheduled for 24th of December.
News Event Science 14 15 16 17 18
854
54K
Insane Metal replied
James Webb Space Telescope: Jupiter
32
2K
E-Cat replied
NASA Has Now Confirmed More Than 5,000 Planets Outside Our Solar System (IGN)
Opinion News
16
2K
kingfey replied
  • Locked
MIT: 3 Temperate Earth-sized Planets Found Orbiting Dwarf Star 40 Light-years Away
2
83
12K
FelixOrion replied
  • Locked
Here are the Games Coming Exclusively to Xbox in 2021
Hype Platform 2 3 4
176
25K
Madjako replied
Top Bottom