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Anyone else prefer masturbation over sex?

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I whack off all over Gaf. I guess I'll whack off in here too.

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OneBigPuss

Member
Are you circumcised OP? Sounds like your dick may be desensitised so you need very specific action, which you only master yourself.

Banging with a condom doesn’t feel any different to me. In fact, I use those last longer ones to fuck longer, only in threesomes where there is a new person in the mix.

To your question, there are some things masturbation can never offer.

The raw scream of you managing to get an orgasm so loud out of your partner that you worry that someone will alert the hotel reception of possible ongoing murder.

The sound and sight of hanging onto butt cheeks and going to town.

Or a recent discovery, a girl on her back leaning backwards on a low sofa and you on your knees fucking her grabbing her by the calves - a porn tier visual position for both to admire the action.

I’d say re-sensitize your dick and then find a girl who is fun to fuck
Damn Chittagong.I thought you were a family man but you on about threesomes and stuff.
 
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I have pretty bad performance anxiety with sex (especially with new partners) so sometimes I'd rather just say fuck it and jerk off. But good sex when I'm feeling relaxed is obviously preferable.
 

royox

Member
You jerked off so much your dick is having a hard time getting softer feelings as a vagina or a blowjob. Stop masturbating that much, you are death-gripping your dick.

Op, you are where I was years ago. Only having sporadic sex with tinder girls I didnt like or care about, jus wanted to "fuck them" for the sake of having sex. What happent? My dick had this "death grip syndrome" and I couldnt feel shit. Also was hard to get boners with all the anxiety trying to fuck women I didn't like.

But man, when I met my girlfriend...OH BOY. I thought it was bullshit...but having sex with somebody that you like is on another level. Half or even more of the pleasure comes from the mind. The rest is just your dick.
 
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BluRayHiDef

Banned
I'm often shocked at how profane and sexually graphic users are on these forums, considering that the minimum age of users that is allowed on this site is (apparently*) 14 and that the rules prohibit sexually oriented discussion. I'm not trying to be a party pooper but am just genuinely shocked; sometimes these forums feel like a bar or adult lounge.

NeoGAF Terms and rules said:
D. Users 13 years of age and under are prohibited from registering.
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A. Language

You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use NeoGAF to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise in violation of any law. Sexual, racial, or ethnic slurs will not be tolerated in any form and are bannable on the first offense. It is recommended that profanity be held to a minimum in order to keep the level of discourse high, and profanity should not be used when addressing others. Though NeoGAF is an international forum, discussion is to be held in English unless otherwise designated.
 
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Chittagong

Gold Member
I'm often shocked at how profane and sexually graphic users are on these forums, considering that the minimum age of users that is allowed on this site is (apparently*) 14 and that the rules prohibit sexually oriented discussion. I'm not trying to be a party pooper but am just genuinely shocked; sometimes these forums feel like a bar or adult lounge.

sounds like time to update the TOS
 

SatansReverence

Hipster Princess
Dud roots happen.

Op hasn't found a good girl yet.

When you do, you'll look back at this thread and question your entire existence.
 

Karmic Raze

Member
It’s not that I prefer it... It’s just that I don’t have a choice. :messenger_loudly_crying:

Then again, as anti-social as I am and OCD I am about touching other people, I guess I’m better off fucking myself instead.
 
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