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Babe sends me a picture of her boobies. How should I feel about this NeoGAF?
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Stabby McSter
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Best advice from GAF: Don't trust GAF!
...wait
...wait
Unknown One
Member
Motorboat.
That's all.
That's all.
Skiesofwonder said::lol
Fuck it, can't be worse then that.
Txt log (taken from the middle of our conversation):
Her: bw I am in the shower.
Her (like twenty second later): What IF i told u i was carressing my nipples
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't ya
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" 4 u
Me: u think u have the ass to pull that off?
Her: yea i do i have some junk in my trunk
Me: I don't believe ya, I would have to c that with my own eyes
Her: haha maybe one day, but for now u just gotta believe me
Me: So u don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: OMG u want a pic of my ass?!?!?
Me: HAHA u said it, not me lol
Her: YOU insinuated sir
Her (like ten seconds later): Fine but I get something in return
Me: LOL now u want a pic of MY ass? LMAO
Her: Lol ok not ur ass! Somethin else
Me: pssshhh babe you aint gettin a peak at my secret weapon
Her: LOL whateverrrr
Me: How bout this? You send me a pic of ur nipples, and maybeee I will send u mine.
Her: haha DEAL!
And then a minute later a picture of her mountain range was in my inbox.
Edit: Double fuck it, I'm putting it in the OP. This way a hundreds of people won't be screaming "fake".
Whoa, slow down there partner. Said girl wants to back it up on you? Son... why does this thread exist? Why are you not crossing the fucking country this very second?
So you´re posting your "aww, I´m too popular on FB" thread with personal info AND now this "OMG, I´m so getting laid and she´s totally into me but I´m waaay to cool for her" stuff.
This is a secret ploy to get GAF internet detectives to cry, right? They´re probably frothing at their mouths, but they can´t do anything without getting banned.
This is a secret ploy to get GAF internet detectives to cry, right? They´re probably frothing at their mouths, but they can´t do anything without getting banned.
Strictly speaking, considering he publicly shared his FB it's not even detective work. It's merely clicking. A person who uses www.google.com to search for www.facebook.com could probably get the relevant information.
josephdebono said:
Yeah, that´s the point. With the given information it´d probably be incerdibly easy to find his deviantart account where he draws dragon dicks, or chatlogs with fat truck drivers or a pic of his dick via the Chatroulette map. But if anyone post even a snippet of this stuff it´d be a bannable offence (perma-ban, I think).
I wasn´t registered during the internet detective days, but they sure made me laugh.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
OK people the clues are in front of us. She's friends with him on his FB. She has fair size boobs. She's not local to him and will have few friends in common. Who here has an afternoon free so they can go through his FB to find a pic of her?
EDIT: But don't post it here obvs
OP, in answer to your question - hard. You should feel hard.
:lol
EDIT: But don't post it here obvs
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OP, in answer to your question - hard. You should feel hard.
:lol
ronito said:
And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
You're like a big bear, man.
Threads like these remind me how lucky I am that I grew up without social networking and the internet. Just think, all those embarrassing things you thought and kept to yourself, these days are recorded on internet forums forever.
Now I look back on some of the stupid things I thought and did and thank Raptor Jesus no one knows. OP, in 20 years you'll look back and want to kill yourself (or your employer will).
Now I look back on some of the stupid things I thought and did and thank Raptor Jesus no one knows. OP, in 20 years you'll look back and want to kill yourself (or your employer will).
vodka-bull
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That post will cause a black hole!Stabby McSter said:
Baron Doggystyle von Woof
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So where is the pic dude?
Jason's Ultimatum
Member
So OP makes a thread and complains about his crappy FL, then makes another redundant thread asking the internet what she should do about a girl sending him a pic of her boobs.
God, South Park had it right with the FB episode. :lol
God, South Park had it right with the FB episode. :lol
MWS Natural
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MickD said:
Exactly...I have them all alphabetized in a hidden folder, no need to make a damn thread bragging about one pic of boobs omgz!!!
MickD said:
:lol
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The OP reads all sorts of conflicted.
"Random person invites me, then asks ME why I'm on her list, so I start talking smooth."
"There's this girl that I just kind of enjoyed talking to as a cool person, cause it was a girl and it was no strings attached. Now she sends me this picture and it's thrown my world upside down!"
"So here's the convo where I'm begging her to send me picture of her ass and tits:"
...
Sounds like OP originally wanted a hookup, then perhaps enjoyed the texting without strings, and then when he finally gets what he wants, he doesn't know what to do.
What's the next point? Where do you go? Do you just keep sending pics back and forth? Do we eventually meet up and have sex? Should I really pursue a relationship with this person?
...
You don't sound ready for pretty much anything serious. Like the fact that you created a GAF post like "Oh shit I got boobs, what now?!" doesn't really ooze "readiness" to me.
Either keep having fun or forget about it if it's causing you stress.
"Random person invites me, then asks ME why I'm on her list, so I start talking smooth."
"There's this girl that I just kind of enjoyed talking to as a cool person, cause it was a girl and it was no strings attached. Now she sends me this picture and it's thrown my world upside down!"
"So here's the convo where I'm begging her to send me picture of her ass and tits:"
...
Sounds like OP originally wanted a hookup, then perhaps enjoyed the texting without strings, and then when he finally gets what he wants, he doesn't know what to do.
What's the next point? Where do you go? Do you just keep sending pics back and forth? Do we eventually meet up and have sex? Should I really pursue a relationship with this person?
...
You don't sound ready for pretty much anything serious. Like the fact that you created a GAF post like "Oh shit I got boobs, what now?!" doesn't really ooze "readiness" to me.
Either keep having fun or forget about it if it's causing you stress.
Fimbulvetr
Member
Where do you live? Better tell everyone to prepare for an earthquake.
blame space
Banned
Plywood said:No she's telling the truth:
Opus Angelorum
Member
I just watched the film Sex Drive yesterday, and I thought of this thread. Are you sure you want to continue?
TheRagnCajun
Member
You should feel aroused.
Opus Angelorum
Member
captive said:
Fixed for the desperate (and male).
Skiesofwonder
Walruses, camels, bears, rabbits, tigers and badgers.
Tence said:
I did reply to the picture message.
I said 'Wow better then i thought
"Edit: You guys can do all the detective work you want, I literally have nothing to hide.
Skiesofwonder
Walruses, camels, bears, rabbits, tigers and badgers.
RedShift said:
Yeah I sent her one. Why do you want too see it?
:lol
BattleMonkey
Member
Have a serious relationship with a girl like that? lol
Hit it, then quit it.
Hit it, then quit it.
Hot Coldman
Banned
This thread confuses me.
HallucinatingElvis
Banned
Skiesofwonder said:Her: bw I am in the shower.
Her (like twenty second later): What IF i told u i was carressing my nipples
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't ya
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" 4 u
Me: u think u have the ass to pull that off?
Her: yea i do i have some junk in my trunk
Me: I don't believe ya, I would have to c that with my own eyes
Her: haha maybe one day, but for now u just gotta believe me
Me: So u don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: OMG u want a pic of my ass?!?!?
Me: HAHA u said it, not me lol
Her: YOU insinuated sir
Her (like ten seconds later): Fine but I get something in return
Me: LOL now u want a pic of MY ass? LMAO
Her: Lol ok not ur ass! Somethin else
Me: pssshhh babe you aint gettin a peak at my secret weapon
Her: LOL whateverrrr
Me: How bout this? You send me a pic of ur nipples, and maybeee I will send u mine.
Her: haha DEAL!
jesus christ....is this how you kids flirt these days?
GET OFF MY LAWN!
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