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[.la1n]

2M1F = don't tell anyone
1M2F = post thread on GAF

and to clarify, 1M2F post thread on GAF w/ PICS or it didn't happen...

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tee hee

 

[JumpJeff84]

Fuck yes. Dating one now. Try to date a girl that's been in a MFF threesome as opposed to a MMF one. Be a fun guy and a good lover and you never know what might happen down the road.

 

[i_am_ben]

Dear god. Many of the Straight guys posting in this thread are fucked up in the head. :lol



edited to better reflect what i meant.

 

[siddx]

Fuck yes. Dating one now. Try to date a girl that's been in a MFF threesome as opposed to a MMF one. Be a fun guy and a good lover and you never know what might happen down the road.

The girl I'm currently sleeping with keeps saying she want's to find a girl for us to do a threesome with. I get the feeling she is just trying to impress me though, I am, to put it mildly, a bit more experienced than her and I think it makes her feel a bit self conscious. I'm not sure she'd actually go through with it unless I got her good and drunk.

 

[Ryck]

Dear god. Straight-guys are fucked up in the head. :lol

Thought jokes about people based on their sexual orientation were frowned upon.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

well, as long as I don't risk getting a penis on my neck I'm pretty sure I don't give a shit


now, threesomes with two girls...

 

[ccbfan]

Threesome is kinda overrated.

Its an experience but nothing I'd want to do again. Maybe it was because the girls didn't do anything to each other except stupid boob grabs and weak kisses.

Its was just me doing all the work and the one not getting any complaining. Worst sex I've ever had. Ended up pulling a muscle going back and worth.

Would be nice though if the two girls did shit so I could take short breaks and watched.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Thought jokes about people based on their sexual orientation were frowned upon.

That's no joke, it's the truth. I wonder if gaffers ever go back and actually read some of the things they say... Half the guys here come off as delusional paranoids.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Threesome is kinda overrated.

Its an experience but nothing I'd want to do again. Maybe it was because the girls didn't do anything to each other except stupid boob grabs and weak kisses.

Its was just me doing all the work and the one not getting any complaining. Worst sex I've ever had. Ended up pulling a muscle going back and worth.

Would be nice though if the two girls did shit so I could take short breaks and watched.

Dude, you somehow did it wrong. Threesomes with two girls are always awesome, even when they're not. I still weep sometimes when I flashback to threesomes I've had, it was just so beautiful.

I guess I can see it being lame if the girls weren't into each other though.

Ah, and one more fun tip for everyone: Talking your emotionally unstable girlfriend into a threesome is one of the most surefire and fun ways to bail out of a bad relationship. If it's gotta end, let it end in a 4-boobed blaze of glory.

 

[JumpJeff84]

The girl I'm currently sleeping with keeps saying she want's to find a girl for us to do a threesome with. I get the feeling she is just trying to impress me though, I am, to put it mildly, a bit more experienced than her and I think it makes her feel a bit self conscious. I'm not sure she'd actually go through with it unless I got her good and drunk.

I say go for it. You'll regret it later as an old man if you don't.

 

[ZephyrFate]

did they dp her?

two guys in high school DPed her, yes.

 

[siddx]

I say go for it. You'll regret it later as an old man if you don't.

Well the last threesome I had created drama that made the entire thing very much not worth it.

 

[blame space]

my dick don't touch nowhere another dick been

 

[AkuMifune]

So you only have sex with virgins?

 

[JumpJeff84]

my dick don't touch nowhere another dick been

Bullshit. I blew you and your dad within five minutes of each other, and you know it. Your sperm swam with his in my cheek cavity.

 

[blame space]

whoomp you signed papers.. need i remind you

 

[blame space]

So you only have sex with virgins?

not necessarily.. if i know a girl i'm talking with has had sex, i ask her where and then avoid that particular one when it comes time to seal the deal.

 

[Kentpaul]

It's none of your goddamn business what a girl did before dating you. If you're going to be a nosy judgmental douche, then enjoy your solitude.

This.

 

[Mr_Appleby]

Well the last threesome I had created drama that made the entire thing very much not worth it.

they'll do that. thankfully i made it through that part of my life unscathed.

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and uninfected ^_^

 

[themustardman]

Under Obamacare you will have to share her.

This is funnier than it should be.:lol

 

[fortified_concept]

The only way it would make a negative impression on me if it she was coerced into it which means that she's either fucking stupid or has a weak character. Otherwise I don't give a flying fuck. On the contrary I prefer sexually open minded women to annoying prudes.

 

[Dead Man]

I don't understand so many Gaffers concerns about a person past. Judge them on their current actions. Not to mention, a 3some does not mean she was cheating, or being a slut. You have some weird hangups GAF.

 

[Memphis Reigns]

It's a touchy subject. I once dated this 19 year old when I was 23 and she had told me that when she was like a Jr. or Sr. in fucking HIGH SCHOOL her and this other chick both went down on a guy, no sex though. For some reason this image haunted me for the entire 3 months we were dating. I could never shake it. And then when she dumped my ass (probably for being a jealous freak) I would beat it to that image. It was fucked up.

I swore on my life to never let someones sexual history bother me. I hope I can stick to that.

 

[DeadTrees]

People, there is a difference between MMF/FMM and MFM.

My bad, it's just that it's hard to understand what a girl's saying when her mouth is full.

 

[Rezbit]

It's a touchy subject. I once dated this 19 year old when I was 23 and she had told me that when she was like a Jr. or Sr. in fucking HIGH SCHOOL her and this other chick both went down on a guy, no sex though. For some reason this image haunted me for the entire 3 months we were dating. I could never shake it. And then when she dumped my ass (probably for being a jealous freak) I would beat it to that image. It was fucked up.

I swore on my life to never let someones sexual history bother me. I hope I can stick to that.

:lol WOW!!!

I don't really care...to be honest I don't want to hear about past partners with current girlfriends. If you think you want to know, just don't. Because you will always be disappointed.

 

[Weenerz]

It's a touchy subject. I once dated this 19 year old when I was 23 and she had told me that when she was like a Jr. or Sr. in fucking HIGH SCHOOL her and this other chick both went down on a guy, no sex though. For some reason this image haunted me for the entire 3 months we were dating. I could never shake it. And then when she dumped my ass (probably for being a jealous freak) I would beat it to that image. It was fucked up.

I swore on my life to never let someones sexual history bother me. I hope I can stick to that.

Need a more detailed story. Or get her to post it on GAF!

 

[Solideliquid]

Wouldn't.

Enjoy those herpes.

 

[unomas]

Who doesn't love whores?

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Gonna have to echo the "MFF: okay. MMF: not sure if want." posts. I think my opinion might change though if I ever have a MMF threesome.

 

[blame space]

what about fourgies??

 

[catchabad0ne]

I'm not sure why people get so preoccupied by their lover's past. As long as they are tested and STD free who cares if they have slept with 20 guys, or had a threesome, or what have you?

Maybe I see it this way because I, A) have had a decent number of partners, and B) have had a threesome, but I really don't see why it matters as long as you are free of disease. If you actually like the person, it doesn't really matter how many dicks have been in her does it?



Also, not an attempt at stealth brag or an overt brag, just saying it how I see it.

 

[Phloxy]

Man so many dudes are so insecure. Hell yeah, shit me and my gf are down for whatever. I'd be happy to let a gaffer bend her over and split that shit son, hell I'll even give you a high five while you do it!

 

[Joey Fox]

My gf did MMF, I ain't mad. Knew about it beforehand.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Man so many dudes are so insecure. Hell yeah, shit me and my gf are down for whatever. I'd be happy to let a gaffer bend her over and split that shit son, hell I'll even give you a high five while you do it!

There's a difference between doing something with your girl and hearing that she's done that something with other people. This is about the latter, not the former.

My gf did MMF, I ain't mad. Knew about it beforehand.

wait what

 

[smokeymicpot]

Would ask a friend of mine seen he is going out with a girl who I had a threesome with. But I am not sure he knows.

 

[Baby Milo]

only if she let me have some

and MMF is not ever happening

 

[user8503492]

Protip: If a chick mentions a 3some then says she means MMF it means she wants new cawk. Prepare to find her getting it behind your back.

...well in my case that was the situation...

Also chicks all seem to all have a bi story or a "That sounds fun" look at MFF...till you date them. Then your a complete dick when you ask them about doing it.

My boy actually married a chick into MMF and he allowed it all the time.
In the middle of a motel party he starts fucking her, looks over at us and says "Is anyone gonna put something in this bitches mouth or not"

 

[Deleted member 1235]

my ex girlfriend in an attack of insecurity after I broke up with her told everyone at a new years party that she had a 2 dude 3some.

we all called her sausagefest for the rest of forever and had a good chuckle.

 

[Puddles]

Depends if it's two guys one girl. (whore) or two girls one guy (exploring).

.

If it's the latter, I just hope she doesn't tell me about it. Also depends on how long ago it was.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

my ex girlfriend in an attack of insecurity after I broke up with her told everyone at a new years party that she had a 2 dude 3some.

we all called her sausagefest for the rest of forever and had a good chuckle.

Clearly after being with you, one dude boning her just wasn't enough anymore.

 

[Zombie James]

I was just wondering, would GAF date a girl who had a threesome? Also, would it matter if it was MMF or FFM?

I wouldn't.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Ive been in MMF threesomes so it's no biggie to me. In general, I could care less, even if I know.

I'll probably never have a MMF with my girlfriend ever again, but i'll join others parades. Also if I'm married or with a...fuck girl whose not my girlfriend I'd be open to swinging.

With a FFM I want to know a few details here and there . That's so hot.

It's a touchy subject. I once dated this 19 year old when I was 23 and she had told me that when she was like a Jr. or Sr. in fucking HIGH SCHOOL her and this other chick both went down on a guy, no sex though. For some reason this image haunted me for the entire 3 months we were dating. I could never shake it. And then when she dumped my ass (probably for being a jealous freak) I would beat it to that image. It was fucked up.

I swore on my life to never let someones sexual history bother me. I hope I can stick to that.

LOL, made my day.

 

[siddx]

they'll do that. thankfully i made it through that part of my life unscathed.

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and uninfected ^_^

Well go be honest it was completely my fault. Ground rules were set and I blatantly broke them for my own satisfaction. And I regret nothing :lol

And if we are talking about the MMF threesome, that also had drama since it was with my best friend's ex and I continued to fuck her like a rag doll for weeks afterwards despite my best friend asking me not to. So basically I bring drama on myself through my shitty selfish behavior :lol

do you want to do it? if you don't want to you should should turn in your penis

As I said, I've already done it before, thats not the issue here. I would most certainly do it again, especially since this girl isn't my girlfriend so I have no relationship drama to worry about like last time. But I doubt her sincerity. I told her if she can find a girl thats down that I am more than happy.

 

[Submarino Conversível]

I only did a MMF, still trying to find another girl for a MFF.

The MMF was with another girl and a friend. Was weird, probably won't do it again.

 

[NoRéN]

Well go be honest it was completely my fault. Ground rules were set and I blatantly broke them for my own satisfaction. And I regret nothing :lol

And if we are talking about the MMF threesome, that also had drama since it was with my best friend's ex and I continued to fuck her like a rag doll for weeks afterwards despite my best friend asking me not to. So basically I bring drama on myself through my shitty selfish behavior :lol



As I said, I've already done it before, thats not the issue here. I would most certainly do it again, especially since this girl isn't my girlfriend so I have no relationship drama to worry about like last time. But I doubt her sincerity. I told her if she can find a girl thats down that I am more than happy.

You think it has anything to do with your adventures in stripclubland? I mean, seen women at their most vile can be a bitch, no?

 

[J. M. Romeo]

My ex Momo had one. MMF to be precise. Never bothered me. I've had also the chance to be in one but for some reason the idea hasn't got much appeal to me.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

 

[Rei_Toei]

I recently discovered that two girls I know had sex with eachother. Kinda suprised me because I knew of only one of them being interested in women too. Thing is, I was kinda a fuck buddy with one for a month and had a one-night thing with the other. I think they know they both slept with me once. I'd totally try to set up a threesome with them if I wasn't in a great relationship right now.

 

[jambo]

they'll do anal.

5th base

 

[Shanadeus]

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