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[MrMephistoX]

I found a backpack with a Zima, Doctor Dre CD and bunch of condoms by the side of the road once: does that count?

 

[German Hops]

Yes I have

 

[nush]

I found a small leather pouch of Ecstasy tablets by the side of the road once. I was going to sell them on, but instead I came home drunk from the pub one night and though "Hey I've never tried E, maybe I should pop one?".

No good, not good times at all.

 

[Tschumi]

Hit and run good Samaritan

 

[diffusionx]

I found a small leather pouch of Ecstasy tablets by the side of the road once. I was going to sell them on, but instead I came home drunk from the pub one night and though "Hey I've never tried E, maybe I should pop one?".

No good, not good times at all.

I was once walking down the sidewalk, stepped on something, and saw it was a large bag of weed.

very good times

 

[diffusionx]

I found a backpack with a Zima, Doctor Dre CD and bunch of condoms by the side of the road once: does that count?

I’m just trying to picture the night that person had in mind before the bag was lost

 

[Stouffers]

Thanks was wondering where it went

Oh, we all know where it went.

 

[Tschumi]

I found a few needles and and soiled pants in a bamboo forest beside our house in a pretty nice suburb of Canberra once when i was a kid, this is the extent of my experience with nastiness. Didn't find anything more nasty than expat's puke in Beijing and Jakarta, funnily enough

 

[MrMephistoX]

I’m just trying to picture the night that person had in mind before the bag was lost

No idea but the condoms were magnum so someone would have had a good time? Don’t judge me but as a teenager encountering free alcohol I’m ashamed to say I drank the bottle of Zima.

I did use a glass though I’m not a savage!

 

[Kagey K]

After watching #LivePD, nothing surprises me anymore.

The amount of personal use toys they pulled out on that show never ceases to amaze me.

Who is riding around feeling the need to masturbate on their way in or out of Walgreens?

 

[bitbydeath]

Never found a sex toy, but I'm sure I've seen some condoms on the road before.

Anything can be a sex toy if you use it right.

 

[German Hops]

Anything can be a sex toy if you use it right.

Go on...

 

[Papa]

Anything can be a sex toy if you use it right.

how about a knoife

 

[epicnemesis]

Impressed and concerned that more than one person in this thread knew the name and price of this dildo based off a picture. I now have more questions.

 

[The Grey Wolf]

I got mom a new dido for Christmas and I'm thinking she may have discarded her old one.
Not cool to litter like that though. I'll give her a stern talking to.

 

[German Hops]

I got mom a new dido for Christmas and I'm thinking she may have discarded her old one.
Not cool to litter like that though. I'll give her a stern talking to.

You are the world's best son.

 

[bender]

My dad actually found a big black double ended dildo on the road once.

A likely story.

 

[bender]

You are the world's best son.

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[German Hops]

Impressed and concerned that more than one person in this thread knew the name and price of this dildo based off a picture. I now have more questions.

Are you you impressed that other people have healthy sex lives?

What is there to be concerned about?

 

[bitbydeath]

how about a knoife

That ain’t a knoife, this is a knife!

 

[German Hops]

That ain’t a knoife, this is a knife!

huh, I have no idea why BluRayHiDef struggles with women..

 

[nush]

huh, I have no idea why BluRayHiDef struggles with women..

 

[bender]

 

[nush]

Not in 2021 kid.

 

[bender]

Not in 2021 kid.

Have humans evolved?

 

[nush]

Have humans evolved?

A large community think they have. Evolved beyond science and biology.

 

[German Hops]

Have humans evolved?

their bullshit has.

 

[bender]

 

[Elektro Demon]

I always stumble upon dildos. Why don't I find a sealed fake vag on the street for once.

 

[Gonpachiro Kamaboko]

(With balls) might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read

 

[GamingKaiju]

No but when I was younger and growing up near the Country side I did find an awful lot of porn mags just chucked into a hedgerow or bush, normally near a dogging spot.

 

[nush]

No but when I was younger and growing up near the Country side I did find an awful lot of porn mags just chucked into a hedgerow or bush, normally near a dogging spot.

What's dogging?

 

[GamingKaiju]

What's dogging?

Married couple pulling up in car parks either allowing strangers to watch them fuck or getting them to join in or in the gay scene its called cruising irc. But yeh in the English countryside there is loads of it going it on.

 

[ZeroZeroQuatre]

Third-act spoiler ?

 

[eot]

My dad actually found a big black double ended dildo on the road once.

 

[German Hops]

Married couple pulling up in car parks either allowing strangers to watch them fuck or getting them to join in or in the gay scene its called cruising irc. But yeh in the English countryside there is loads of it going it on.

 

[nush]

Married couple pulling up in car parks either allowing strangers to watch them fuck or getting them to join in or in the gay scene its called cruising irc. But yeh in the English countryside there is loads of it going it on.

LOL! No, seriously, what is it?

 

[Forsythia]

Took this picture a few weeks back (NSFW):

Spoiler

I do wonder who nibbled on this thing...

 

[GamingKaiju]

LOL! No, seriously, what is it?

lol I wasn't joking we have websites that will show you the current dogging hotspots, the local councils started locking the car parks past certain times to try and get control of it

Pornhub> search English dogging

Sometimes it's horny women that like to be watched, or men that like seeing their wife's gangbanged .

 

[nush]

lol I wasn't joking we have websites that will show you the current dogging hotspots, the local councils started locking the car parks past certain times to try and get control of it

Pornhub> search English dogging

Sometimes it's horny women that like to be watched, or men that like seeing their wife's gangbanged .

So you can just go there and get free sex?

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

 

[Airola]

Well I came out of the building for lunch, the dildo is gone.

Which one of you came and picked it up?

You did.

 

[German Hops]

So you can just go there and get free sex?

Stop acting like you don't know!

 

[niilokin]

earlier that day:

 

[jshackles]

I told my wife about posting this on GAF

"You should have taken a photo of it next to your shoe or something, for scale. Then post in like - Hey guys, I found this tiny dildo. Why would they even make one this size? What kind of woman would even bother with one that small, am I right guys?"

 

[borborygmus]

Should've reported it to the police as a suspicious package.

 

[epicnemesis]

Are you you impressed that other people have healthy sex lives?

What is there to be concerned about?

I have a healthy shaving life, it doesn’t mean that if I come across an electric razor on the ground I would be like “Oh wow, someone dropped a norelco series 7000 trimmer!”

Not to mention the fact that such domain knowledge of sex toys could just as easily point to an unhealthy or unfulfilled sex life.

I was just making a funny observation. Way to make it a serious post friendo.

 

[epicnemesis]

You did.

Directed by M. Night Shamalan

 

[BigDeadFreak]

I once found a porn mag at work with a tissue stuck to it and a set of false teeth stuck to the tissue.

 

[Draef the Badger]

Finding a Bad Dragon counts as lethal weapon.