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Fellow Men of Gaf...Would You Be Able Too....

Not jerk off, not have sex with your girls and not watch porn for an entire year if 1$ million dollars was on the line and was promised to you? You'd have cameras strapped to you and your rooms and no sneaking around.

I will be 1st to admit, I don't think I'd be able to handle it haha. It would need to be at least $5 mil for me to consider to go on this epic journey.
 
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kraspkibble

Permabanned.
for $1m yeah.

and then on the 366th day and $1m richer:

iu
 

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Pay me half upfront now and half when the job is complete, then sure I'd be able to do that.
 

Doom85

Member
Didn't they make a movie about this with ethan hawk or Josh Hartnett?


Man, fuck the ending to that movie.

The main guy gets raped, and he has to apologize to his girlfriend, and his ex who raped him just walks away scot free with the money? The fuck did I just watch?

I mean, I thought the movie as a whole was mid, but that climax (pun not intended) was just a middle finger.

As for the OP’s deal, as long as A) I get to pick who reviews the footage, I don’t want some strange rando watching me take a dump, and B) wet dreams don’t disqualify you, as that would making winning impossible for everyone.
 

Zeroing

Banned
Not jerk off, not have sex with your girls and not watch porn for an entire year if 1$ million dollars was on the line and was promised to you? You'd have cameras strapped to you and your rooms and no sneaking around.

I will be 1st to admit, I don't think I'd be able to handle it haha. It would need to be at least $5 mil for me to consider to go on this epic journey.
I can do that, also not watch straight porn... I think I am winning.

So sex with my boys is still on the table?
Jake Gyllenhaal Love GIF
I hope so, I think I might win the prize.
 

German Hops

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
OP, you are weak!

Hell yeah, I could do it.
$1 million isn't life changing money, but it'd be enough incentive to go full monk mode.
 

sircaw

Banned
Not jerk off, not have sex with your girls and not watch porn for an entire year if 1$ million dollars was on the line and was promised to you? You'd have cameras strapped to you and your rooms and no sneaking around.

I will be 1st to admit, I don't think I'd be able to handle it haha. It would need to be at least $5 mil for me to consider to go on this epic journey.
Just give me a couple of days to get ready and I will take that challenge on. :messenger_sad_relieved:
 

MaestroMike

Gold Member
Yes just go vegan or very low protein and be low calorie and do a lot of cardio and be always stressed out the kinda ish that kills your libido be Gandhi for a whole year and you’ll be good
 

lachesis

Member
I definitely can do it. As a divorced single dad who'll be half century old soon - my priority and drive isn't on the sex at all.
It's like being on the post nut clarity all the time.
 
I wouldn't be able to even if $1 billion was on the table.

By the 4th month, even just pulling up your underwear would get you horny as a mofo.

Hey OP why not add another term to the conditions?

'You have to login to GAF everyday and slow scroll through 3 pages of the BUTT thread' for extra $1 million 😂
 
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M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Probably not, because I am taking dem roids, for organ rejection avoidance and that act on my testosteron quite heavily, so no I don't think I would be able to do this for a year.
 

nkarafo

Member
I think i can do it if i have something to keep my mind off. Work out ever day, videogames, travels, etc.

Just no things that depress me so no day job. You are going to have to pay me half first so i don't have to work during that period and be able to do the things i mentioned. And if i lose i'll have to pay them back. So another very strong intensive.
 
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BadBurger

Is 'That Pure Potato'
Yes, I think I'm old enough to where that wouldn't be a major problem for me. It would certainly suck, but a million dollars on top of my current nest egg would mean I could retire early. So yea. I'd take a year of blue balls.
 
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