Chittagong
Gold Member
Finnish tabloid Ilta-Sanomat wrote today
Movies are not playable
It's tough being a critic. You witness an endless stream of movies based on comics, and you are expected to trash bash them all with the same complaints. The term "comic-like" is overexhausted already.
Luckily movies based on videogames have not qualified for theater distribution, yet. Lara Croft movies, based on the adventure game series Tomb Raider, and Resident Evil movies, based on the horror game series bearing the same name, are rare exceptions. Money was actually used to produce them, although one couldn't tell from the quality.
One can only imagine the scandal it would be to have movies by the German Uwe Boll distributed here. Did anyone watch Wing Commander on Friday? Based on a 20 chapter game series from the 90s, the movie is a masterpiece compared to the so-called work of Uwe Boll. Even such dreadful films as Super Mario Bros, Mortal Kombat or Double Dragon can't lose to Uwe movies.
Born in Wermelskirchen, Germany, the director makes as bad movies as the [Finnish] director Renny Harlin, but with smaller budgets. His latest film House of the Dead can be found among new DVD releases. Next up on Uwe's list are Alone in the Dark, Blood Rayne, Hunter: The Reckoning and Far Cry. If Uwe Boll was the "gamer" he claims to be, he would pass on those. Boll is like an evil videogame boss that can't be crushed.
The games won't turn even to decent movies unless the makers understand the differences in the medium. Nobody tries to film chess. Games are series of challenges to mind and fingers, not stories or even drama.
It's frightening to think what happens in the future as the videogame market continues its growth. Movies based on games such as Doom, Halo, Area 51, Silent Hill, Darkwatch, Spliter Cell, Tekken, Soul Calibur, Max Payne, Prince of Persia, Duke Nukem, Grand Theft Auto, The Getaway and Pac-Man are on their way. Yes, Pac-Man, the hungrly yellow blob. So many great games. So many awful movies. So much can be said already now.