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[dskillzhtown]

Dave Meltzer is reporting:

Joanie Laurer is releasing a rap song called "China Girl" this summer. She's also doing backup vocals on a Reggie Benjamin CD called "Smile" that comes out on 7/13.


WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! This is going to be bad, very bad.

And here are pics of her for those who forgot that she is Chyna:

 

[Bob White]

I heard her on E!, and man let me tell you, HILARIOUS!

 

[dskillzhtown]

I heard her on E!, and man let me tell you, HILARIOUS!

Dammit, I need to watch E more.

 

[evil ways]

I remember her, and I also remember her awful, tranny like voice.

 

[Bob White]

Triple H stuck his dong in it, so it must be C- on up.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Triple H stuck his dong in it, so it must be C- on up.

To be honest, I think Chyna stuck HHH's dong in it. She's so big and powerful!

 

[DarienA]

She did have a nice boob job....

 

[bishoptl]

 

[dskillzhtown]

She did have a nice boob job....

To give her surgeon credit:

Post plastic surgery Chyna>x29482372847242 billion Pre plastic surgery Chyna.

But this is a horrible idea. I mean, she has that tranny voice and I just can't see this sounding good at all. I can't even see any mainstream publicity from this.

 

[Mermandala]

Her muscular vagina is already a famous wrapper so why not shift it north?

 

[aparisi2274]

Bah, lets all look at what chyna looked like when she first came to the WWF, before the boobs, and the chin job, and the penis removal.

 

[Dekajelly]

Bah, lets all look at what chyna looked like when she first came to the WWF, before the boobs, and the chin job, and the penis removal.

:lol

 

[MrPing1000]

Nicole Bass still beats her. WHich is kinda scary

 

[Bob White]

Wow.

What version of Chyna did HHH screw, the "man" version or the "kinda a woman" version?

 

[dskillzhtown]

Wow.

What version of Chyna did HHH screw, the "man" version or the "kinda a woman" version?

The man version, he then got her to get surgery. Turned her into somewhat of a woman. Then he dumped her, got Steph to get the implants. Chyna went on to get more work done after that though.

 

[aparisi2274]

Wow.

What version of Chyna did HHH screw, the "man" version or the "kinda a woman" version?

THE MAN VERSION BABY!!! YAH!!!!!

 

[evil ways]

Wow.

What version of Chyna did HHH screw, the "man" version or the "kinda a woman" version?

Both. Trips met Chyna at Killer Kowalski's school, started dating and then he went to WWF then a year & half later she followed.