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Getting laid on Craigslist

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rjc571

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PS my ad also had a response from a 42 year old hooker who sent me a naked picture of herself (body actually looked pretty good, though her vagina was nasty). Maybe if I reply back to her she'll let me hide out at her place until this blows over.
 
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params7

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TheWiicast said:
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
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9/10, thread redeemed.
 
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RionaaM

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bud said:
wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?
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Maybe the bear man sat down on his dick, while Wiicast was laying down with his back on the bed, and then rode him like a wild and horny horse.

If you can do it with a girl, then there shouldn't be any reason why the same couldn't be done with a dude.
 
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U2NUMB

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Alright I had never heard of backpage before this thread.... how is this even up? How legit are these ads? This is blowing my mind.
 
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MThanded

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rjc571 said:
PS my ad also had a response from a 42 year old hooker who sent me a naked picture of herself (body actually looked pretty good, though her vagina was nasty). Maybe if I reply back to her she'll let me hide out at her place until this blows over.
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You must really be parched.
 
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GavinGT

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U2NUMB said:
Alright I had never heard of backpage before this thread.... how is this even up? How legit are these ads? This is blowing my mind.
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Totally legit. It's where everyone went after CraigsList cracked down on escorts. You can even find review sites for lots of the girls.
 
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TUSR

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TheWiicast said:
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
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I need to show this to all of my friends who know what forums are.
 
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akira28

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Wasn't one of the GAF Confessionals some dude who went around filling out profiles for women on those dating sites so spambots could troll yahoo chat and other places to try to send traffic there?
 
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Cipherr

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rjc571 said:
Put up an ad on Craigslist, "casual encounters". Didn't give out any personal info other than my age.

Got a response from someone who claims she's interested. Doesn't provide any info except what town she lives in.

Sent an email asking for her picture.

Got a much longer response. Says she's 23, we can meet at her house or a hotel, but she wants to meet me tonight first in public somewhere (which I can't do anyway).

Says she wants to speak but is too scared to give out her phone # (WTF? Huge red flag there). Links to her profile at some casual dating website. Profile says she's 26 (hmm...) Looks pretty good in her profile pic (though I can only see her face). Try viewing the rest of her pics but it says I have to sign up first. Signed up and tried viewing her pics again, says I need a paid membership to see them (yikes).

Now I'm really worried. Researched the site she linked me to, found a bunch of reviews saying it's a scam site. Apparently most, if not all, of the accounts there are fakes trying to lure people to the site and get them to sign up. A few lines in her second email make it seem like this is the case for her. On the other hand, I'm not sure why she would tell me where she lives and specify a meeting place if this was the case.

I was going to send a response pumping her for more information/demand her phone number, but reading through all of this, it's becoming pretty apparent that I should RUN LIKE HELL and never look back. On the other hand, I really want to get laid. What should I do?
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rjc571 said:
PS my ad also had a response from a 42 year old hooker who sent me a naked picture of herself (body actually looked pretty good, though her vagina was nasty). Maybe if I reply back to her she'll let me hide out at her place until this blows over.
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atomsk

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ask this dude what his conversation rate is on the spamming (and then ask if the system is completely automated, and if if pays out better than affiliate marketing)
 
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Archer

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When I used to live in DC, I shagged a few girls from CL back in 2005-2006. A few were masters students at GWU. One, however, was the host of a Travel Channel tv show (back when it was about travel). She was gorgeous. We had fun for a few months, then she got assigned to a region and left.

Back around '07, I was in HK for work, and found a cpl of American girls on CL who worked for Deloitte who wanted to hang out. We hit a few places for food and drinks, then one went to her room and the other I went to hers.

Times have changed, and CL seems to be super sketchy now. Those were good times.
 
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Clott

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TheWiicast said:
CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.
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I had to read this out loud for my friend to hear, what an great post, I was laughing my ass off.
 
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Link

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Archer said:
I shagged a few girls from CL back in 2005-2006. A few were masters students at GWU. One, however, was the host of a Travel Channel tv show. She was gorgeous. We had fun for a few months, then she got assigned to a region and left.

Good times.
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You don't get to tell this story without giving us a name.
 
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TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
U2NUMB said:
Alright I had never heard of backpage before this thread.... how is this even up? How legit are these ads? This is blowing my mind.
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Some are quite clearly not legit because I recognize the pictures, or there's even someone else using them on the same damn page of ads.
But a lot are real. Google the phone numbers and read reviews.
No personal experience, though.
 
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