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Getting laid on Craigslist

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I've used ShagaGamer a number of times for no strings attached sex. It's actually a great site if you're not looking for anything serious, everyone is there for the same thing and the site often filters out people closest to you.

Forewarned though, some women put up old pictures or cropped and shopped images. Of the five women I've met through the site, 2 did this and ultimately it didn't really bother me, we both got what we wanted and they weren't significantly different, just some extra weight or older than their picture suggested.

I've also found a percentage of women on the site have boyfriends, in long term relationships or are married and simply want to try something new and excited or their boyfriends/husbands are neglecting them.

Seriously, if you're in the UK, try the site.
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
This thread has entertained me, this should be where everyone shares their craiglist stories.

Mine is kinda boring, I posted an ad looking for a relationship, and this girl wanted me to pay for her plane tickets so she could meet her parents (and me afterwards lol). This was while I was in korea. Never again.

I have one about a girl I was trying to meet and it ended up being a couple. I'll post it later today.


Honestly if you want to meet "normal" people just to hook up, don't use CL or a hookup site. Just use a regular dating site. Usually the people on those sites are lonely and want to hook up anyway.


I think you are mistaken there. A lot of the same chicks looking for random action on CL are also posting on regular dating sites as well. I have had crazy escapades that started with a message sent via dating sites and CL. I think it is cool to take a walk on the wild side every now and then. Keeps life interesting.
 

Orbiter

Banned
I met someone off there once.

It wasn't a love connection but it worked ok. We protected ourselves and it was fun.

I had posted an ad, she responded, in between spam/scam email in the exact format posted here in the OP - hers came in. It took a few months of posting & reposing my ad (because I didn't have a picture in it, just an intimate photo and some gallery-type filler).

She was local. She & I went and had a few drinks, and she decided I was cool. Cool enough anyway. She was nice and thin, wore size zero Hydraulic jeans, cool girl. Bad girl though. That Friday she had me over, she made me dinner, we had sex, listened to music. I hung out with her like 5 more times after that. Protected myself every time. That was the thing. Protection, protection, protection.
 

andycapps

Member
I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.

I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.

I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.

Needs a dramatic reading. Or a Lionel Mandrake summary. Or both.
 

Orbiter

Banned
WTF are hydraulic jeans?
In her case they were mega skinny jeans that look like they were drawn on her legs.
Ripped and sexy.My point was that she had wonderful style.
She could have done fine meeting men in real life.
We didn't really talk about why we met that way.
It's self explanatory. We both wanted sex and we both wanted the experience/adventure.
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akira28

Member
OP: Guys, I got an email, she wants to meet under an abandoned hobo bridge, out in the factory district. She told me to bring a gallon of gasoline and some rope. I'm in for a hot time, right guise? Guise?
 

MThanded

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.

I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.

I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.
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It was Saturday
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
I've met a few horny chubby girls and horny MILFs off there a few years back, but nowadays it's about 99.999% spambots or escorts and not even worth bothering with.

Yeah, spambots and scams kill a good time. I am kind of glad I was wild before all that started out.
 

Hari Seldon

Member
What exactly is the purpose of spam bots on that site? Just to get your email address or to try to scam you out of money via some long con?
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
It's about 99.999% spambots or escorts and not even worth bothering with.

It didn't use to be like that. CL in 2004-2008 used to be an actual anonymous sex site that could get you laid.

Source: Myself, I used it a few times.

Now a days it's spambots for the gayside. I haven't seen any m4m escorts on it but I stopped looking there ages ago. Not worth wading through the crap if you're wanting NSA sex anymore.
 
I was friendzoned by a few prostitutes back when working the streets was still a thing.
They'd be asking all the guys before and after me if they wanted a "date", but they'd just want to chat with me about normal stuff.
The first time that happened I cried like a baby afterward. It was the night of the original airing of All Good Things. That episode was great, but it brings back bad feels.

Don't feel bad, prostitutes generally despise their clients and see them as marks whose grossness and horrible personality they pretend to tolerate for money.

If they didn't go after you they treated you like a person and not a fool who they can get money from.

I doubt anyone who actually knows sex workers outside of being a john would ever hire one.

From the reactions in this thread it seems most gaffers believe in the hooters/stripper/porn star facade from tv.
 

Andrew.

Banned
Banged my first black chick through CL and she was cute as hell too.

Ive never been the same since. The saying is too true.
 
I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.

I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.

I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.

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Sounds like you learned your lesson.
 

enzo_gt

tagged by Blackace
I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.

I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.

I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.
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Ephemeris

Member
I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.

I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.

I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.

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I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.

I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.

I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.

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I've used CL to meet a couple people; I was thinking of sending this to the anonymous thread but fuck it, it was years ago. The first time I was kind of just fucking around, didn't think it would work; the casual section is dominated by blatantly fake bots and escorts, both of whom I wasn't interested in. I randomly responded to a bunch of messages and asked for pics; I figured most would ignore me considering a chick on CL must get like a billion messages a day. Eventually a chick answered and said she was like 10 minutes away from me. We got to talking, everything seemed fine, I kind of wanted to pull the trigger immediately...but figured I'd ask for a pic. She demanded I send her one. After some haggling I sent her a pic of me and then she sent me one...she was kind of chubby and I could tell that she was hiding weight. But I figured what the hell, it was a Friday and I didn't have any money so why not.

I took a shot of whiskey, told my roommate I was heading downtown, and asked him to call me in one hour. I left my wallet at home, figuring if I got killed maybe no one could identify me long enough for them to dump my body in a neutral place, thus saving my family the shame of learning I died in some chubby chick's house. I took the bus and met her at her place, she opened the door and was actually less chubby than advertised; brunette, hipster glasses, with a joint in her hand. The joint turned me off as I'm not a smoker but I rolled with it. We went to her room, chilled a bit. Eventually she took off her pants and sucked my dick for a minute. Then she asked me if I knew what kegels were. I said no and said "let me show you." She jumped on her bed, took her panties off, put the joint down there...and started...puffing. I was catching a contact high from the kush and pussy smoke in the air, then she told - not asked - me to eat her out. I declined, saying her vagina was too smoky for me to go down on her. Then she was got annoyed and said "no offense but niggas never eat pussy." I let her vagina cool off a bit, then went in. Have you ever sat in a seat immediately after someone else left the seat, and felt that slight rush of warmth up your ass/thighs? That's how my dick felt.

I don't remember much of what happened immediately after we finished, but at one point I woke up and she was sucking me, she looked heavier than I remembered, and there was a dude on the bed too. I jumped up and he started laughing and told me to calm down. He was a petite dude who was obviously gay, and even said "don't worry, I don't date black guys." That made me feel better but I was still confused as fuck. I realized I had been there for 2 hours. I was standing there in my boxers, looking for my pants when she asked again if I wanted to eat her out. I said maybe next time but I have to go pick my brother up from school (a lie). She offered to share another joint with me but I was like nahh...shook the gay guy's hand and left.

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That is fucking crazy, dude.
 

Octavian

Banned
As soon you as bust a nut in whoever you fucking met off craigslist, you are going to instantly feel disgusted and want this person as far as fuck away from you as possible.

IT IS NOT WORTH IT. Get horny, jack off, and then laugh at yourself. You are educated and reasonable enough to realize that jacking off is by far the best option in this scenario.
 

ChuyMasta

Member
Set up a meeting. Don't give her your picture and tell her you'll be wearing a red shirt and a blue hat, but wear regular clothes and no hat, and a full facial disguise kit (mustache, wig, nose). Wear some fat padding if you want, and maybe a cane. Walk by at the appointed time and scope her out, and if she looks normal, go back wearing the clothes you said you'd wear and talk to her. Make out a little, get to third base and put your finger in her to get her wet, then say you think it's going too fast or it's really late and want to see her again. After you leave, go to an anonymous STD testing facility and get her juices scanned (be careful not to put it in your mouth before you get there). After a day or week depending on the place you should get the results. If she's clean, go back and get in that ass. If not, either hit it, quit it, or both, but be sure to wrap it up. Whatever you do, don't sign up with any sites.

If you're just a loser that can't talk to normal women, I completely understand.

I just started reading this thread and this sounds incredibly awesome guaranteed to work.

WOW! Just caught up with the thread. I'm saving the amazing stories!
 

smoothj

Member
Awesome thread and probably the best reaction gif I have ever seen.. I almost turned super saijin laughing laughing so hard.
 
I don't know what's worse....the sheer amount of bullshit stories being told here or the fact gaf is afraid to go outside and find a partner the old fashioned way.

0% chance my ass would use the same place I buy used motocycles as a hookup joint.

Just smh...asbergers all up and over this mug.
 
I don't know what's worse....the sheer amount of bullshit stories being told here or the fact gaf is afraid to go outside and find a partner the old fashioned way.

0% chance my ass would use the same place I buy used motocycles as a hookup joint.

Just smh...asbergers all up and over this mug.

not about finding a partner, just a hookup.
 

Batman

Banned
So how do people go through this knowing that once they enter somebody else's home their head can get blown off?
 

seldead

Member
I don't know what's worse....the sheer amount of bullshit stories being told here or the fact gaf is afraid to go outside and find a partner the old fashioned way.

0% chance my ass would use the same place I buy used motocycles as a hookup joint.

Just smh...asbergers all up and over this mug.
deserves a quote for truth
 
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