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[Tex117]

Okay okay, sure. Potentially I'm mentally ill for getting into a semantics argument over a drunk girl french kissing 24 wangs.

Maybe, its pretty extreme.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Now that's a vacation.

 

[Interfectum]

that's a lot of work no?

Around 48 seconds worth of work for a free drink.

 

[Bleepey]

Nah, manc girls are the worst. Essex girls go to Marbella and Geordie girls can't afford holidays.

Might have to brave the cold of the North, maybe winter won't be the only thing coming. Jokes aside, who here has gone to Shagaluf, Zante or Ibiza. I have heard stories. One girl confided in me that she fucked 7 dudes in a week.

 

[Funky Papa]

Magaluf is a fucking hellhole which is a shame becuase Mallorca is lovely

Went on a stag do a few years back and never again

Spoiler

I'm too old

Magaluf is the sweaty, smelly asshole of the Balearic islands.

Are you trying to say British girls have loose morals?

TBF, it's not like the lads are much better.

 

[Reule]

Sounds like a good way to spread something. I bet whoever was judging probably mistook the same guy for more than one blowjob.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Majorca is more than just the home of Rafael Nadal

She & him also have something else in common. They both have sore knees.

 

[joelseph]

Europe is crazy, I believe this act is called "hotdogging" across the pond.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

Okay okay, sure. Potentially I'm mentally ill for getting into a semantics argument over a drunk girl french kissing 24 wangs.

I'd say we're all a little bit insane for being so amazed by 24 ding dongs getting a love lick.

 

[perfectchaos007]

She & him also have something else in common. They both have sore knees.

Daaaaaaamn

 

[DoktorEvil]

I came in expecting Magaluf, and I am not surprised.

Seriously, there are tons of stories and documentaries about that place. You can basically go there and do anything you want.

ANYTHING??

that's a lot of work no?

1 minute 30 secs for a free drink? I'd say so.

 

[marrec]

I'm mentally ill for being irritated you said semantics. It's a symptom of my underlying mental issues, you see.

Well at least it's not linked your your sexual promiscuity.

Maybe, its pretty extreme.

I used to argue philosophical truths while skateboarding, I know extreme.

 

[Enduin]

You sound like a man who appreciates a job well done.

My Papi taught me if you do a job, you do it right and to the end.

It's Mallorca though. This is probably more trivial than tragic on that island.

I guess, never heard of the place. The ones that need help more than anyone are like the last 20 or so dudes, sure you're drunk but is it really that exciting and arousing to stick you soft dong into a girls mouth for a couple seconds and be left hanging?

 

[Featheredkitten]

I'd say we're all a little bit insane for being so amazed by 24 ding dongs getting a love lick.

I'm not amazed, I'm disappointed. That was barely, barely sucking dick. The title makes me feel cheated.

Well at least it's not linked your your sexual promiscuity.

I could link it to my sexual promiscuity in less than three sentences. Please.

 

[SmokyDave]

My local Tinder is FULL of British* girls "on vacations, looking for some fun".

One of the few times when being Spanish brings tears to my eyes and not because I'm in pain.




*and Irish, surprisingly enough.

It's a beautiful and longstanding tradition, man. Long may it continue.

Are you trying to say British girls have loose morals?

I'm suggesting that English girls and British girls have a lot in common.

TBF, it's not like the lads are much better.

We can be worse. It's not like this chick is standing in the middle of 23 other chicks waiting for some dude to clumsily stab his tongue against her clit.

 

[Funky Papa]

Europe is crazy, I believe this act is called "hotdogging" across the pond.

This is about as normal in Europe as carrying long rifles in America.

It's a beautiful and longstanding tradition, man. Long may it continue.

Goes a long way to explain the swarthy British/black Irish thing.

 

[moggio]

I guess, never heard of the place. The ones that need help more than anyone are like the last 20 or so dudes, sure you're drunk but is it really that exciting and arousing to stick you soft dong into a girls mouth for a couple seconds and be left hanging?

They're not doing it because it's arousing, they're doing it for the bants.

 

[marrec]

This is about as normal in Europe as carrying long rifles in America.

So you're saying this used to happen in European Targets until it was banned?

 

[Andrew.]

MR. BROWN: Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE: How many dicks is that?

MR. WHITE: A lot.

 

[tfur]

That's more than a bag.

I would say it qualifies as 2 bags of dicks.

Girl sucked 2 bags o' dicks in one "sitting."

 

[Opiate]

24 guys lined up to get oral from a stranger.

Absolutely, I feel the same for them (particularly the guys at the end. What if a man near the beginning of the video had a mild case of genital warts that went unnoticed?) The post I was responding to (and the one he was responding to in turn) were asking about the girl, but I'm not suggesting setting different gender norms here. Probably, it's not a great idea to engage in unprotected sexual contact with 24 strangers, even if that contact is minimal, regardless of gender (i.e. being the girl or being the last guy on the line).

 

[DR2K]

The only travesty is that she didn't get 24 drinks.

 

[Crayons]

Or maybe society's pressure for a guy to be always like sex is a problem, too.

 

[Pungza]

Wouldn't want to be the last guy

 

[Marvel]

I would say it qualifies as 2 bags of dicks.

Girl sucked 2 bags o' dicks in one "sitting."

Two sounds about right, yeah.

 

[joelseph]

So you're saying this used to happen in European Targets until it was banned?

Targèt

 

[Winterfang]

That's plain nasty. Was she drugged or something? Anyone knows the back story for this?

 

[Featheredkitten]

Absolutely, I feel the same for them (particularly the guys at the end. Surely the girls mouth could not sanitize all the bacteria? What if the second guy had a less visible case of genital warts?) The post I was responding to (and the one he was responding to in turn) were asking about the girl, but I'm not suggesting setting different gender norms here. Probably, it's not a great idea to engage in unprotected sexual contact with 24 strangers, even if that contact is minimal (i.e. being the girl or being the last guy on the line).

Mmmm, gotta say I agree. Sanitary circumstances is an issue in a lot of swingers groups, and very few take the proper precautions. But what they do take it far more than what she took.

 

[-COOLIO-]

if it weren't for health concerns, then i think most of us would agree that there's absolutely nothing wrong with this.

 

[shadyspace]

This is about as normal in Europe as carrying long rifles in America.

So it's very normal?

 

[Barbacoatl]

So what does Professor Masquerader think is the oldest profession? QA Manager?

Duh!

Coin maker, of course!

 

[Summer Haze]

Magaluf gonna Magaluf.

Gotta be pretty desperate to suck 24 dicks for a 3 euro bottle of cava, lmao. And pretty stupid to let a girl who is so loose suck your dick. I wonder how many of those guys woke up with lobster dicks?

 

[marrec]

I would say it qualifies as 2 bags of dicks.

Girl sucked 2 bags o' dicks in one "sitting."

TIL:

12 dicks = 1 bag o' dicks

Targèt

Stupid french accents.

It's a legit issue though. Dude doesn't want to be the 25th guy in that line and suddenly he's gay or stupid or something.

 

[bud]

That's plain nasty. Was she drugged or something? Anyone knows the back story for this?

she just really wanted that drink.

the thirst really is real.

 

[Funky Papa]

That's plain nasty. Was she drugged or something? Anyone knows the back story for this?

It's Magaluf. This shit goes down each weekend every summer.

 

[stufte]

Eeeeuugh. All that body fluid... all the possible disease. There isn't anything about this situation that sits ok with me... it's just gross for everyone involved.

 

[Indrid Cold1]

When I was 18 (13 years ago... fuckin ell) I went out in magaluf wearing only a pair of flip flops, and 2 egg cups we found in our apartment sellotaped to my balls. We got in everywhere as well, including the big club BCM. Classy place.

 

[GeordieMark]

Might have to brave the cold of the North, maybe winter won't be the only thing coming. Jokes aside, who here has gone to Shagaluf, Zante or Ibiza. I have heard stories. One girl confided in me that she fucked 7 dudes in a week.

I have. And what you hear is probably true.

 

[Andrew.]

But did she finish and did she swallow with each one?

Cause if that's the case then the question is did she have to get all that cum pumped out of her stomach (like what supposedly happened with Lil' Kim after a show during the Puff Daddy & The Family No Way Out Tour)?

 

[Kraftwerk]

I dunno,

For some reason I have no problem with what she did, as long as it wasn't forced. Also love every scenario such as this one, where the girl is the only person being talked about.

As for me being O.K with what she did, I mean that I don't see anything wrong with it. Live and let live I would say. Maybe it's all the sci-fi I read, where sexual promiscuity is O.K and it is a sign of higher intelligence. It's such a natural thing to get angry about.

...Or maybe I have simply become jaded/desensitized.

hrmph...

'drinks whiskey'

 

[Featheredkitten]

Magaluf gonna Magaluf.

Gotta be pretty desperate to suck 24 dicks for a 3 euro bottle of cava, lmao. And pretty stupid to let a girl who is so loose suck your dick. I wonder how many of those guys woke up with lobster dicks?

Eh, some women like sucking dick, some women like sucking a lot of dick. There's a spectrum of "frigid" chick to "loose hooker" chick, she's somewhere on the right side, but still pretty normal, I'd say (non-professional opinion).

So it's very normal?

I would say: More normal than you would think before hearing about it, but less normal than the media, TV, and movies will lead you to believe.

 

[bud23]

And? As long as she was willing and not forced/drugged. More power to her.

Of course. We all can agree on that.

More power to the girl.

FUCKING HELL.

 

[lmpaler]

Video link won't load. Oh well.

Kudos to her. I guess

 

[Love Deterrence]

Did she suck them in real time?

 

[moggio]

For the Americans here, here are some episodes of Ibiza Uncovered so you can get some idea of what it's like to holiday with these Club 18-30 types:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNGWBfUwdSMP_kxOKcbhjHg

 

[Stet]

everyone involved in this story is kind of gross but none moreso than the dj

 

[DoktorEvil]

To be totally honest, the fact that you think it's a joke is rather telling, isn't it?

Or do you honestly not think that the whole "all men are thirsty fuckers" is a shitty stereotype that causes all sorts of issues in men as well, resulting in people that will line up to get their dick in a woman's mouth?

Not trying to troll here or be rude, I just think that if we're going to be asking "ew what the hell is the justification behind this," we should look at 96% of the problem.

96% of the problem was drinking as well...

I'd chalk it off to "bad decisions made while ingesting alcohol and on vacation".

 

[marrec]

To be totally honest, the fact that you think it's a joke is rather telling, isn't it?



Or do you honestly not think that the whole "all men are thirsty fuckers" is a shitty stereotype that causes all sorts of issues in men as well, resulting in people that will line up to get their dick in a woman's mouth?


Not trying to troll here or be rude, I just think that if we're going to be asking "ew what the hell is the justification behind this," we should look at 96% of the problem.

There's definitely some patriarchal pressure on dudes to love sex. No doubt about it.

Now, whether that card can be played in this specific scenario is another thing entirely.

Did she suck them in real time?

No it was stop motion.

 

[Bleepey]

I have. And what you hear is probably true.

Lol which place(s). Oh and is Newcastle a haven of promiscuous girls with godawful accents.*


* the Geordie accent is an acquired taste. It's even grown on me on girls I was talking to.

 

[MikeOfTheLivingDead]

Absolutely, I feel the same for them (particularly the guys at the end. What if a man near the beginning of the video had a mild case of genital warts that went unnoticed?)

They say something like 75-80 percent of adults of reproductive age have HPV. I'm willing to bet that number is closer to 100% amongst people willing to participate in sex acts on a dance floor in a club.