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[IbizaPocholo]

Goodbye Volcano High is a story-driven, choice-based cinematic adventure game about personal growth, acceptance, and the power of community. What will you do at the end of an era?

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Just Fang’s luck: they finally figure out what they want out of life, and now the world’s about to explode.

Ok. So the world’s ending—do you tell your crush your feelings? Fix your messed-up family dynamic? Write the best song ever ever ever?? Try to do it all?

Goodbye Volcano High: a hybrid cinematic narrative/rhythm game/coming of age/interactive movie experience.

 

[Captain Toad]

Why are we doing this?

 

[Sleepwalker]

The one good thing about this game is that the story ends with a meteor crashing into earth and killing everybody.

 

[BadBurger]

The one good thing about this game is that the story ends with a meteor crashing into earth and killing everybody.

You probably deflect it away from the earth using the powers of love, music, Tumblr

 

[Captain Toad]

The one good thing about this game is that the story ends with a meteor crashing into earth and killing everybody.

Are they dinosaurs? They look like retarded social justice warrior humanoid dolphins.

 

[JonSnowball]

Just Fang’s luck: they finally figure out what they want out of life, and now the world’s about to explode.

I had to read this three times before I realized it wasn't using "they" as a plural. Anyway, this game will be met with rave reviews. I've always wanted to spurt my gender fluid all over some barely legal dinos and hopefully this gives me the opportunity I've always wanted. Oh yeah, and every single contributor to this project is fundamentally maladjusted for wanting to fuck hipster dinosaurs fixated on gender politics and horse shit. Still though - looking forward to fuckable dinos.

 

[93xfan]

Really tired of people pretending this isn’t their most anticipated game of 2023

 

[Imtjnotu]

The goat since June 2020. GOTY 2023

 

[Gravemind]

How is this peice of shit game still being developed? What is taking so long? How is it still getting teaser trailers 3 years after its reveal?

I'd be physically ill if I ever found out how much money was sunk into this.

 

[bender]

How is this peice of shit game still being developed and bettwe yet, how is it still getting teaser trailers 3 years after its reveal.

I'd be physically ill if I ever found out how much money was sunk into this

People want to fuck dinosaurs?

 

[Gravemind]

People want to fuck dinosaurs?

Is that what those things are supposed to be? Wow

 

[Sleepwalker]

Are they dinosaurs? They look like retarded social justice warrior humanoid dolphins.

Apparently so

 

[ParaSeoul]

GOTY

 

[SJRB]

Literally the only game where I'm hoping and rooting for a school shooter.

 

[Meicyn]

lmao

 

[begotten]

Did they just hire a bunch of furrys' off of DeviantArt to design this game?

 

[FingerBang]

I don't know bout you, but if dinosaurs were that hot they wouldn't be extinct now

 

[Doczu]

Goodbye Volcano High.

The only game where they/them become was/were without causing an internet wide meltdown

 

[Fuz]

Why are we hating on this?

 

[SmokedMeat]

Why are we hating on this?

You know how boys tease girls that they secretly have a crush on?

It’s like that, but with a videogame.

 

[nush]

In this topic people have forgotten the PS5 reveal...

 

[Jack Videogames]

Can't wait to not play it

 

[NiiloPielinen]

Why are we doing this?

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

 

[kruis]

This is what you get when furries, blue haired, nose-pierced activists and extinction rebellion members create a game for gender confused teens.

 

[Thaedolus]

Really tired of people pretending this isn’t their most anticipated game of 2023

Let’s see your search history bubba

 

[Kadve]

Did they just hire a bunch of furrys' off of DeviantArt to design this game?

Im 90% sure that they are actually furrys themselves like with Tribal Hunter. Though that was a actually a great game if you looked past its premise and character designs and i cant see the same here.

And before you ask, yes they are most certainly furrys. Many of the side characters are confirmed to be fursonas of the developers/backers.

 

[SCB3]

People want to fuck dinosaurs?

You seem shocked by this? Avoid Reddit and Tumblr by all means

 

[Teslerum]

Many of the side characters are confirmed to be fursonas of the developers.

Not sure how humanity managed to make self-inserts creepier, but here we are.

 

[MMaRsu]

Im 90% sure that they are actually furrys themselves like with Tribal Hunter. Though that was a actually a great game if you looked past its premise and character designs and i cant see the same here.

And before you ask, yes they are most certainly furrys. Many of the side characters are confirmed to be fursonas of the developers/backers.

Fursona?

 

[STARSBarry]

Fursona?

Is that the new spin off to the Persona franchise?

 

[GymWolf]

This absolute turd of a project is gonna get full scores from obese purple hairs "journalists" isn't?!

 

[RoadHazard]

Did they just hire a bunch of furrys' off of DeviantArt to design this game?

And to develop it it seems.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

What is taking so long?

Finding an agreement on the protagonists’s gender.

 

[Fermbiz]

Instantly going on my ignore list. Don't want to see this trash every suggested to me on steam

 

[Outlier]

Why are we hating on this?

They don't know how to be positive about something different and strange, so they shun it.

I'm laughing, too. Not at the game, but the responses. It's silly fun.

 

[Outlier]

Not sure how humanity managed to make self-inserts creepier, but here we are.

I don't understand why anyone would care.
They are SIDE characters. Devs do this sometimes. Smart devs also know NOT to make themselves part of the main cast, so no harm.

 

[Spyxos]

This is what you get when you hire people without any talent.

 

[TLZ]

Game of the Generation.

 

[Lunarorbit]

How is this peice of shit game still being developed? What is taking so long? How is it still getting teaser trailers 3 years after its reveal?

I'd be physically ill if I ever found out how much money was sunk into this.

Why the fuck is advanced war remake taking this long too? Dino high doesn't look like a highly dynamic, graphical powerhouse either and I just keep hearing about how these games are going to come out eventually.

At least with the Dino one it's funny to read comments about it. They really do look like dolphins. At least that one chick Dino does. Maybe she's a plesiosaurus.

 

[Jack Package]

Why are we doing this?

Just to suffer.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

 

[darkangel-212559]

Hell yeah baby! Finally I can put that PS5 to good use! This game should be a system seller. If you don't agree I'll cancel you!

SJW FOR ALL! WOKENESS ROCKS!

REEEEEEEEE

 

[DeepEnigma]

So a meteor wipes them and their culture all out in the end. Not sure if prophetic, or lucid to eventual reality.

 

[EruditeHobo]

Looks weird and interesting to me. Of course this place is so much like junior high, that sort of thing is obviously never going to fly.

 

[Doczu]

Damn, all that VolcanoHigh traffic took down GAF for a moment.
GOTY 2023 contender

 

[Upper_Management]

You probably deflect it away from the earth using the powers of love, music, Tumblr

And don't forget Twitter. The Asteroid gets cancelled by social media.

 

[UnNamed]

Ok, it doesn't seems that bad. I've seen indie games way worse than this.

People want to fuck dinosaurs?

Pregnant dinosaurs.

 

[Fbh]

I'll wait for the Ps6 remake thx.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Guide Fang through their final year of high school as they try to make things right before time is up.

This part actually sounds interesting on paper. Knowing a meteor is coming, and all that jazz.

 

[Gaelyon]

The irony is it might be an actual ok game in the end.