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Has Nintendo subtly confirmed that Mario and Peach are now fucking?

Umbasaborne

Banned
Their relationship was always vague. A friendly kiss on the cheek here and there, promises of “”cake”” and what not. However, after peach turned his thirsty ass away at the end of mario odyssey, it seems as if she has finally grown desperate enough to commit to a full time thing with him. Maybe she was getting old, worried that her opprotunity to have kids was going to come and go if she waited to long. So, in an act of desperation, she finally accepted mario’s advances. Now “what proof do you have!?” Your probably thinking.

well in two Mario and mario adjacent games released since odyssey its clear they have grown closer.

exhibit A: Luigis mansion 3


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exhibit B: Mario golf super rush


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the proof is there, its in the numbers.
Mario and peach are indeed going to pound down, he is balls deep in her mushroom kingdom. She’s making him get bigger with her “fire flower”.


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Umbasaborne

Banned
Bowser got down with her, because who’s the mother of his Koopa kids in 3? When Bowser Jr. told Peach in Sunshine that she’s his mother, even if that wasn’t the truth, she didn’t deny it as if it was possible.
Shit thats true, she straight up implied that she fucked bowser so many times that she was like “fuck it, yeah its possible this little shit is mine”
 

kanjobazooie

Mouse Ball Fetishist
They might be asexuals, what do you know. Like some lizards.

Bowser is a lizard, right? So he too might be asexual.
 
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Umbasaborne

Banned
Luigi and Daisy are the better couple.
Daisy is settling because she respects peach too much to go for her man. It was him, waluigi, or wario. If she was feeling brave, she could have gone for yoshi or dk. Dont know what the mushroom kingdoms policy is around beastiality
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
I think she just went through a breakup so she’s using him as emotional support since he’s so readily available. Plus she has a broken toilet so she’s hoping to get a freebie.

At best she might put out 1 time if she’s drunk. She will get rid of him as soon as she finds a dude she’s actually interested in.
 
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