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[DonJorginho]

So picture the scene, you lay down on the bed or sit on the couch and put on your favourite steamy flick, be it 'Big Titted Bimbos IV' or 'James and the Giant Schlong' you are ready and anticipating a moment to let off steam and allow yourself to relax.

You lube up your friend and start to go to town, taking out all your emotions on your slab of meat or your baby-making hole, and bam.

You have just been caught, by someone or something I don't fucking know.

Could be a traumatic childhood memory, or a drunken fuck up, we are all friends here (well maybe not but fuck it don't be a pussy.)

Reveal your story to Doctor Jorginho! (Or don't you cuck)

 

[jufonuk]

This isn’t the anonymous confessions thread.
I’ll look out for you “confession” when it does pop up.

 

[newtypepilot]

green lines is noise

 

[DonJorginho]

This isn’t the anonymous confessions thread.
I’ll look out for you “confession” when it does pop up.

This is a therapy centre mister.

 

[donfonzie]

Never been caught.

Only use one head for thinking

 

[DonJorginho]

green lines is noise

Noise is just a simulation of our sinful nature and eternal blessings in the eyes of the almighty allah.