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[Raistlin]

Not even close. Average looking at best.

I lol in your general direction

 

[Baby Milo]

You know who could be in this thread: Gwen Stefani.

Then again, she isn't an S-rank hottie anymore, I don't think...

:lol you just compared Gwen to halle

Cmon Son

 

[J2 Cool]

Salma Hayek is at the top. In tier 1 with her are Stacey Dash, Halle Berry, Mary Louise Parker. (I'll take Dash over Berry by a hair) Tier 2 goes to Monica Belluci, Diane Lane, and Jennifer Connelly. Out of the competition are Nicole Kidman, Juliane Moore, and Hendricks. (Who's not 40!)

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Salma Hayek is at the top. In tier 1 with her are Stacey Dash, Halle Berry, Mary Louise Parker. (I'll take Dash over Berry by a hair) Tier 2 goes to Monica Belluci, Diane Lane, and Jennifer Connelly. Out of the competition are Nicole Kidman, Juliane Moore, and Hendricks. (Who's not 40!)

eeeeeeh.

Miss USA 1986 gets to sit at the top by sheer virtue of accomplishment and flawlessness.

or...she gets to be the spokeswoman for Top Tier.

 

[Jayzus]

Berry son!

 

[Enosh]

baffling.

I'm just saying as i see it

 

[TheClimaxan]

holy shit. thanks OP. They all fine. ALL A DEM!!!!!

 

[Kinyou]

Ummm...She's not old enough, we're talking about 44 year olds..Otherwise you'd have a slew of others in contention.

Anyway, who's the hottest 50 year old? Morgan Fairchild? And is anyone else as surprised as me that Marisa Tomei is 46-year old, when she was stripping in the Wrestler she was 44. That's pretty amazing.

Well she is 40, isn't she? Don't see that much of a difference between a 44 years and a 40
years old woman.

Iam so tempted to post pics of heidi klum but I guess with her 37 years she would be considered as underage in this thread

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Iam so tempted to post pics of heidi klum but I guess with her 37 years she would be considered as underage in this thread

you would be correct.

 

[Ducarmel]

Salma Hayek is at the top. In tier 1 with her are Stacey Dash, Halle Berry, Mary Louise Parker. (I'll take Dash over Berry by a hair) Tier 2 goes to Monica Belluci, Diane Lane, and Jennifer Connelly. Out of the competition are Nicole Kidman, Juliane Moore, and Hendricks. (Who's not 40!)

Wat tier 2, Goddess Tier along with Selena Gomez

 

[DY_nasty]

Selena Gomez

M E E T M E S O M E W H E R E

 

[Lebron]

M E E T M E S O M E W H E R E

:lol

 

[Taiser]

dunno what's going on here, but Hendricks wins. lol

 

[Zonar]

M E E T M E S O M E W H E R E

:lol

 

[Dreams-Visions]

dunno what's going on here, but Hendricks wins. lol

not a good start, Junior.

 

[MWS Natural]

Salma Hayek is at the top. In tier 1 with her are Stacey Dash, Halle Berry, Mary Louise Parker. (I'll take Dash over Berry by a hair) Tier 2 goes to Monica Belluci, Diane Lane, and Jennifer Connelly. Out of the competition are Nicole Kidman, Juliane Moore, and Hendricks. (Who's not 40!)

How is Mary Louise Parker in Tier 1and Belucci is in Teir 2??? What the hell...MLP is VERY pretty but not on the level of anyone in either tier...I just don't see it.

What is so God Tier about her??? I have met 40 year old's at the bar hotter than her...seriously.

 

[Kinyou]

Wat tier 2, Goddess Tier along with Selena Gomez

 

[dofry]

 

[Jay Sosa]

How can anyone say Stacey Dash is ugly? Y'all blind or something?

I do understand that some don't like the king cover, I will never ever ever understand how anyone can find big asses attractive (just like huge tits or grannies or some other gross shit that I happen to stumble upon while surfing porn). But judging from other photos that's just the angle because her ass looks pretty perfect in every other picture, just like the rest of her body.

And get that Hendricks shit out of this thread, yeah she has big tits and red hair, but that's about it. Not sayin she's ugly at all but Stacy Dash and Halle Berry are leagues above her.

 

[2 Minutes Turkish]

Can't I please have both? Don't make me choose.

 

[brianjones]

How is Mary Louise Parker in Tier 1and Belucci is in Teir 2??? What the hell...MLP is VERY pretty but not on the level of anyone in either tier...I just don't see it.

What is so God Tier about her??? I have met 40 year old's at the bar hotter than her...seriously.

way hotter than stacey's fat ass

 

[MWS Natural]

way hotter than stacey's fat ass

I understand man it can be intimidating for you. Remember, missionary is always an option.

 

[Red]

way hotter than stacey's fat ass

wat

 

[Lionheart1827]

MMM Salma, I love you.

 

[Zonar]

MMM Salma, I love you.

oh shi...

 

[KibblesBits]

Thread still going strong I see. Reminds me of my first ever thread. That some mod decided to close or whatever. Like Stacey belongs amongst the trolls and skanks that used to be posted in the hot women threads.

I think not.
Goddess tier indeed.

 

[Phoenix]

way hotter than stacey's fat ass

You failure is complete....

 

[Igo]

No love for Jennifer?

What on earth happened to her over the last 10 years. She's lost so much weight and looks like a cancer patient at times. Such a damn shame really.

 

[Violater]

Kramer I'mout.gif

As for the anti ass gaf, its ok not every man is man enough.

 

[Souldriver]

Vanessa Williams?

Michelle Pfeiffer?

Are these still top-tier beauties?

Last time I saw her was in the film Stardust where she plays a witch obsessed with youth. She definitely looks older than Dash or Berry, she's 52 after all, but damn she's still one beautiful woman!

 

[Machine]

If you're going to discuss women in their mid-40s, I think Famke Janssen deserves some mention along with the Berry, Dash, et al. I've always had a thing for Famke.

 

[itxaka]

All freaking hot but Salma is and will be always on top. Followed closely by Monica Bellucci, but Salma wins because she is older.

 

[Buckethead]

I lol in your general direction

Mmk. Makeup and photoshop can do wonders.

 

[Slayer-33]

Fuck you guys I would take Salma, Dash and Halle FUCK FUCK FUCK dick explosion!

FUCKKK! I would dive in like a mad fucking man.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

M E E T M E S O M E W H E R E

Yes... :lol :lol :lol

 

[Vicetrailia]

Dash as been my dream girl since Clueless, just sayin'.

 

[cHaotix8]

So hard. So very hard.

Take that as you will.

 

[GDGF]

Stacy Dash in a heartbeat.

 

[mr jones]

Effin' right. THIS is my kind of thread.

Halle is my heart, I've crushed on that woman since Boomerang and the Flintstones. I don't have anything bad to say about The Dash because Stacy has been hot and in her twenties for twenty years. Monica OOZES sex appeal, and Selma... wow.

But as one other poster has said, y'all forgot about Famke.

 

[dofry]

I'm going to ruin some lives here:

Edit:

Teemu Selänne:

Salma Hayek:

 

[RustyNails]

MMM Salma, I love you.

 

[Fersis]

Monica Bellucci and Julianne Moore for me.
Oh and Jessica Alba was damn cute in Machete.

Julianne Moore is damn cute. DEAL WITH IT GAF!

 

[J2 Cool]

How is Mary Louise Parker in Tier 1and Belucci is in Teir 2??? What the hell...MLP is VERY pretty but not on the level of anyone in either tier...I just don't see it.

:lol It was on a whim and I don't mind the argument Belluci's hotter. Didn't really think of it by hotness. Thing about Bellucci, her face always struck me as too harsh and a bit generic looking. MLP is probably tier 2 if I really think about it, but a really great level of cuteness. Along with Marisa Tomei, who hasn't gotten enough love.

She looked great in Before the Devil Knows Your Dead and The Wrestler.

I'm going to ruin some lives here:

Nah, I get it. Everyone knows she has an underbite and a bit more jaw than most females. Doesn't matter, she just comes across as sex on the screen.

Anyway, who's the hottest 50 year old? Morgan Fairchild?

Jennifer Tilly. 50.

 

[Buckethead]

Jennifer Tilly, yes please.

 

[mysteriousmage09]

Jennifer Tilly, yes please.

Over 50 and still hot as hell!

 

[Green Biker Dude]

her age is

Spoiler

47

 

[brianjones]

..why

 

[Red]

What in the hell is that thing

 

[Kaako]

That thing is unnatural...

 

[Buckethead]

What in the hell is that thing

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