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How Often Do You Spank The Monkey?

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Masturbation. We all do it, and those who claim otherwise are either liars or impotent. But as I was roaming through the NSFW threads as we men of culture often do, I suddenly noticed the thread has been active since 2019 with 100s pages of tits and ass enough to suffocate a person. We're a horny bunch on NeoGAF with many revelling in that notion and with those high sex drives must be some entertaining and humorous stories. You can submit a figure of how often you currently do it, or the longest streak you've ever rode in your life. How did you get rid of the evidence or were you unfortunate to have mom walk in on your "special time" in junior high? And ladies don't act as though you're pious and excluded from this conversation as I'm confident there are plenty of you out there playing with that pussy.

Get the lotion ready and discuss below:

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