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[Nitty_Grimes]

Tag should be 'has mouse shaped balls'

Or...

'is hung like a mouse'

 

[Elder Legend]

Yes

I approve this msg. tommib What's your take on this?

 

[kanjobazooie]

Yes

No.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Tell me your holiest most sacred thing and I’ll swear on it that the actual animal didn’t cross my mind when I made this thread.

This thing is actually starting to make me feel depressed a little. This is not how I envisioned this thread to go.
I expected jokes about computer mouse balls, not mouse mouse balls and people saying I’m fishing for tags.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Trying to hard now, just forget it

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Elder Legend]

Tell me your holiest most sacred thing and I’ll swear on it that the actual animal didn’t cross my mind when I made this thread.

It doesn't matter. You already fucked yourself and everyone knows what your secret fetish is. Let go and embrace the gift.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Tieno]

Tell me your holiest most sacred thing and I’ll swear on it that the actual animal didn’t cross my mind when I made this thread.

My pet mouse, Ballsy. You'd love him.

 

[GeekyDad]

It's okay...we all miss it.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Ok no more pussyfooting around -- op is such a master baiter I cannot bear it

I see what you did there.

 

[lachesis]

That ball used to attract so much gunk that made the Mac mouse unresponsive...

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Imagine:

not having English as your first language + being awake for god knows how many hours after a grilling end of a work week + being nostalgic about old computer mice balls and suddenly remembering a specific moment from your childhood involving them.

That's how you get this stupid thread and its even more stupid title.



Speaking of Bowie, anyone knows where @Tschumi is at? Haven't seen them in a long time. Hope they're well.

He had to leave to take care of some stuff. He’s definitely missed.

 

[Rentahamster]

Because they got replaced by frickin lasers, my mice are ball-less.

 

[Alebrije]

 

[*Nightwing]

Please let me know if it’s too nonsensical and if I should cut back on the day drunk posting

 

[LegendOfKage]

Speaking of Bowie, anyone knows where @Tschumi is at? Haven't seen them in a long time. Hope they're well.

Remember, you can hover over any user's name to see their profile and read their latest posts. If you run across an old post from someone who hasn't posted in a while, you can always check to see if they wrote a goodbye for now type post. It seems that Tschumi did.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/meta-gaf-on-gaf-on-gaf.1469081/page-732#post-265676098

 

[LordCBH]

I mean, you can still do that, OP, but I don’t think the mice will enjoy it very much.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Valonquar]

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[dr_octagon]

kanjobazooie

Have you heard the French musical based on computer mouse? There is a famous song

Do you hear the mouse go click?
Posting a thread of trolling gaf?
It is the music of old tech
Who will not be touchscreens again!
When the clicking of your mouse
Echoes the aching of the wrist
There is a videogame about to start
When the mouse mat comes!

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

I still use those ones. They’re great on shiny surfaces where laser mouses freak out.

 

[01011001]

I miss turning the mechanism of the cap that hold the ball in... I would fidget around with that all the time as a kid.

 

[kanjobazooie]

I never had blue balls.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

That was such a shit game. You put it all together and nine time, no TEN times out of ten it wouldnt fucking work or got stuck.

Fuck that game.

 

[Tams]

... I ... need .... .... ... to ... breathe ....

 

[Husky]

Honestly the defensive edits are funnier than the title
I came here to agree with you though. I'm not going to describe my interactions with old computer hardware because I can't seem to phrase any of it without my imagination running wild, but those sure were fun input methods.

 

[dr_octagon]

Gaffer: Hey dude, relax with the edits to the OP.

kanjobazooie
Keeps editing

 

[dr_octagon]

OP's favourite scene from Breaking Bad

 

[kanjobazooie]

OP's favourite scene from Breaking Bad

Today I Learned: The Far Cry 6 guy was in Breaking Bad.

 

[dr_octagon]

OP, do you eat coconut?

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Today I Learned: The Far Cry 6 guy was in Breaking Bad.

Dude, you're either the world's best troll, or the world's best unintentional troll lmao

 

[kanjobazooie]

Dude, you're either the world's best troll, or the world's best unintentional troll lmao

I SWEAR I’m not trolling.

Never watched Breaking Bad but obviously heard of it. Didn’t know that the actor from FC6 was in it.

 

[dr_octagon]

Dude, you're either the world's best troll, or the world's best unintentional troll lmao

 

[NahaNago]

 

[John Bilbo]

I SWEAR I’m not trolling.

Never watched Breaking Bad but obviously heard of it. Didn’t know that the actor from FC6 was in it.

You don't need no mice balls! You got huge balls of your own

 

[dr_octagon]

Fun fact, the Japanese character is voiced by Gus Fring who's real name is Moff Gideon.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Fun fact, the Japanese character is voiced by Gus Fring who's real name is Moff Gideon.

I’ve watched The Mandalorian.

 

[Elder Legend]

Dude, you're either the world's best troll, or the world's best unintentional troll lmao

Plot twist - his both.

 

[dr_octagon]

Plot twist - his both.

It's like Memento. He's a troll but doesn't know it. Mousemento.

 

[Tams]

OP, could you describe these balls? I'm still having a hard time imagining what you could mean.

They aren't big, and salty, and brown are they?

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Elder Legend]

As a child, this was one of my favorite comedy films. I grew up on this lol. I miss old school comedy tbh.

 

[Beer Baelly]

 

[The Pleasure]

Mice ballz?

 

[Sosokrates]

Try peeling big mushrooms.

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Umbasaborne]

He likes it too