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[Kenpachii]

Just beautiful OP just beautiful

 

[E-Cat]

Edit: I wish I proof-read my stupid thread title. Yes, it was meant to be funny. But NOT in a way that involves the animal. I miss touching the balls of the computer mouse. That itself was the joke of the title.

So it was meant to be funny because you're antropomorphizing the computer mouse (without invoking the animal because of your native language) -- so the humour being in fondling the "balls" of an inanimate object. And THAT was supposed to be funny?

 

[Elder Legend]

Hope is not dead yet, maybe we can all pitch in together and order kanjobazooie a mail-order-mouse

kanjobazooie so when is your birthday ? And what's your address ?

I heard rumors you live in Mouseville on Grab Street and the corner of Ballsack Avenue.

 

[BlackTron]

kanjobazooie so when is your birthday ? And what's your address ?

I heard rumors you live in Mouseville on Grab Street and the corner of Ballsack Avenue.

I was gonna suggest a Russian mail-order-mouse but they were all conscripted. The ones with the biggest balls are the first to go.

 

[Elder Legend]

I was gonna suggest a Russian mail-order-mouse but they were all conscripted. The ones with the biggest balls are the first to go.

In case you didn't know, I am Russian (not kidding)

 

[jshackles]

when I saw that this thread was bumped, I was hoping that OP came back with a picture of his brand new mouse balls after buying the ones from Amazon on the first page.

 

[BlackTron]

In case you didn't know, I am Russian (not kidding)

No, I didn't know one was still available!

 

[Elder Legend]

No, I didn't know one was still available!

Have you heard of this Russian legend who made an insane Discovery and who's also known as one of the best philopshers on Gaf?

In case you didn't - https://www.neogaf.com/threads/i-made-a-major-discovery-gaf.1643495/

 

[BlackTron]

Have you heard of this Russian legend who made an insane Discovery and who's also known as one of the best philopshers on Gaf?

In case you didn't - https://www.neogaf.com/threads/i-made-a-major-discovery-gaf.1643495/

Bumping this thread was unlocking "Same shit different day" level 2

 

[MGHA]

Less than a year in and he gets a tag. Thats on par with Quentin Tarantino getting an oscar 2 films into his career!

 

[Elder Legend]

Hey dude. I was at a super market today and I think I found the perfect gift for you for Easter. kanjobazooie

 

[badblue]

This is the Talus Dome. It's a pile of balls.

This is last week when the fire fighters had to use the Jaws of Life to snip those balls to help someone that got stuck inside after climbing on the balls.

kanjobazooie 's ball obsession knows no bounds. He need's help. You need to seek a hire power if you can't control yourself.
May I suggest Pastafarianism?

May his Noodley Appendage lift you to his firm meaty balls!

4/20 practice is going well, thanks for asking.

 

[GMCamaro]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’m more of a handful kind of guy. Any more and it’s just a waste. Any less and it’s just not as fulfilling.

 

[22•22]

I miss touching Con-Z-epT 's balls

 

[22•22]

I miss touching Con-Z-epT 's balls

Mmm.. those big hairy tennisballs

 

[22•22]

I’m more of a handful kind of guy. Any more and it’s just a waste. Any less and it’s just not as fulfilling.

Less gay porn for you.

 

[Elder Legend]

I like how this thread gets bumps randomly on occasion. It's lovely. Woops, sorry did I just bump this again? Anyways.. how you been kanjobazooie ?

 

[kanjobazooie]

how you been kanjobazooie ?

I would like to answer, but I’m afraid you would find a way to twist my words.

 

[Elder Legend]

I would like to answer, but I’m afraid you would find a way to twist my words.

Yeah, you're most likely right. But to be honest, you are much better at twisting mice balls than I am at twisting your words. Also, your first mistake was replying to me period.

 

[Trogdor1123]

I always felt they should bounce but they don’t. Hated that

 

[22•22]

Rat balls are nice

 

[22•22]

I like how this thread gets bumps randomly on occasion. It's lovely. Woops, sorry did I just bump this again? Anyways.. how you been kanjobazooie ?

He's been doing well. Has a tight ass and makes a sublime omelet.

Why were you watching? Your coffee game is on point though, damn

 

[01011001]

I always felt they should bounce but they don’t. Hated that

 

[Elder Legend]

He's been doing well. Has a tight ass and makes a sublime omelet.

Why were you watching? Your coffee game is on point though, damn

Shhh...don't give away my dark secrets.

 

[22•22]

Shhh...don't give away my dark secrets.

Wearing all dark AND making dark roast... you're A OK brother <3

 

[F0rneus]

Never before another user deserves ‘mice balls lover’ tag more. Well done OP.

On topic - I guess I really miss all the physical content that came with games in base version - mouse pads, folded maps, great manuals, etc.

Yeah those times were great. I still have a mousepad for some XBox 360 JRPG with jelly tits as a wrist rest lol

 

[Elder Legend]

Yeah those times were great. I still have a mousepad for some XBox 360 JRPG with jelly tits as a wrist rest lol

Hey now.... I used to have one of those haha

 

[F0rneus]

Hey now.... I used to have one of those haha

A man of culture I see. Can I waifu my mousepad? She has tits!

 

[01011001]

Yeah those times were great. I still have a mousepad for some XBox 360 JRPG with jelly tits as a wrist rest lol

 

[Elder Legend]

Mine one had boobies.

 

[F0rneus]

...Yeah...Ummmm. So good.

 

[01011001]

...Yeah...Ummmm. So good.

 

[F0rneus]

 

[01011001]

for ball lovers there's also this one kanjobazooie

 

[TronNerd82]

This thread is fucking weird.

 

[01011001]

This thread is fucking weird.

 

[Krathoon]

Where did all those balls go? It is all lasers now. It is also amazing how cheap the lasers are.

 

[Krathoon]

The mouse and gui was one of the most greatest inventions.

 

[Krathoon]

Seriously, you can run the lasers with a AA battery. That is nuts.

 

[badblue]

for ball lovers there's also this one kanjobazooie

 

[01011001]

Where did all those balls go? It is all lasers now. It is also amazing how cheap the lasers are.

at first optical mice didn't even have lasers, just a normal LED, and even those early optical mice already performed better than ball mice.
Lasers came in a few years later and further improved the tracking.

so when even those early LED mice outperformed ball mice, it's no wonder they disappeared so quickly.

but hey! trackballs still exist for all the people who want to fondle around with something like mice balls


also the laser part of an optical mouse isn't even the crazy part.
people often don't realise how optical mice work... and it sounds crazy how they work if you think about it.
because what an optical mouse does is, it takes THOUSANDS of images a second of the surface below, and a tiny chip then compares these THOUSANDS of images to the image that came right before them, in order to calculate how far the mouse has moved.

so it takes an image and looks at it, then takes a second image, the chip looks at both of those images and then sees the differences between them, tracks specific landmarks of the surface like a little scratch or microscopic hill on that surface, and then tells the PC how far the mouse moved.
and in a modern gaming mouse this is literally happening 1000+ times every second

 

[Krathoon]

Oh yeah. The laser technology is pretty nuts. A far cry from mouse balls.

 

[Elder Legend]

Where did all those balls go? It is all lasers now. It is also amazing how cheap the lasers are.

kanjobazooie grabbed them all, ripped them off, and ate them. Therefore, laser mice were created.

 

[badblue]

@kanjobazooie grabbed them all, ripped them off, and ate them. Therefore, laser mice were created.

Now, here me out.... do sharks have balls?

 

[Elder Legend]

Now, here me out.... do sharks have balls?

No clue, sorry.

 

[badblue]

No clue, sorry.

 

[Elder Legend]

It's been a hot minute so i thought I'd check on our legendary mice fondler kanjobazooie doing this memorial weekend? Has there been an abundance of mice for you this weekend?

 

[kanjobazooie]

It's been a hot minute so i thought I'd check on our legendary mice fondler kanjobazooie doing this memorial weekend? Has there been an abundance of mice for you this weekend?

You could’ve at least sent me a gift basket or something.

 

[Elder Legend]

You could’ve at least sent me a gift basket or something.

I tried sending you a pack of mice but sadly the online store said the address of Grab Street and the corner of Mice Balls Avenue didn't exist :/ so I gave up.