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[supaman900s]

Dammit, I visit the Gaming side to try and escape this kind of stuff.

Yeah like WTF? Wrong side fool.

 

[Sorian]

I would fuck her doggy

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I think I'm doing it wrong

 

[AKingNamedPaul]

I would... eat.. her.. bedsheets?

This got a laugh out of me

 

[Metrotab]

I'd bathe in her ejaculate.

 

[Talon]

Somebody on a recent OT threads posted something along the lines of "I would stick my face in her ass crack."

...nope.

 

[Derwind]

You've probably heard something like this at one point; someone sees a person they find attractive and to illustrate how sexy they find that person, they say they'd do something that's, at best, tangentially related to having sexual contact with them.

So what's the worst of these that you've heard? I had a friend say they'd "breathe an oxygen tank filled with her fart," at the sight of a hot girl. I couldn't co-sign that statement

EDIT: NOOOOOOOO

I heard a person once say they'd ingest the used toilet water of Tricia Helfer and bathe in her vomit.

True story.

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Fake story. Sorry never happened.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

"I'd tongue punch her fart box" probably takes the cake for me.

 

[flippedb]

I'd use her ass as bong, take a hit and hold it.

 

[dekline]

 

[serplux]

EDIT: NOOOOOOOO

Indeed, OP. Indeed.

 

[DC1]

.. I would wash her picture frames..?

 

[bud]

hahaha, i love this one.

 

[randomhugs]

"I would use her bath water to make ramen noodles."

 

[Aeriscloud]

cerny thread?

Should of been first post.

 

[Buckethead]

I'd give her unrestricted access to my bank account.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Somebody on a recent OT threads posted something along the lines of "I would stick my face in her ass crack."

...nope.

You sound boring.

I'd give her unrestricted access to my bank account.

Isn't that what the thirsty on Intagram site posters say?

 

[Loofy]

Friend of mind says 'Id let her shit on my chest' at least once a month.

 

[Derwind]

I'd give her unrestricted access to my bank account.

Oh thats filthy bro. The fuck is wrong with people.

 

[Slayven]

 

[Cake Boss]

hahaha king arthur.

 

[Hisher]

I'd eat potato salad out of her ass and I don't even like potato salad.

 

[Sword Familiar]

LOL

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

I have a friend that I find attractive, and when I get drunk at bars with her, I do weird shit like smell her breath, sometimes her breath stinks, but I don't care, I'm drunk...She find the whole thing hilarious and doesn't care.

So I guess I would say..."I would smell her breath" ?? except I don't just say it, I do it...

Other than that, I wouldn't want to go near a woman's farts or piss or bath water, even if she looked like Giselle Jo-Upton!

 

[Gospel]

Haha, yikes.

 

[Ronin]

Evertyhing on Thirstiest Men of Instagram (NSFW)

 

[Alucrid]

lol nice reception at&t

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

drag my dick through miles of needles just to smell her fart

I saw a similar one once:

"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie".

 

[TheMan]

i'd eat a mile of her shit just to lick her butthole

 

[Talon]

This is amazing.

Also, a little weirded out that this clearly high school chick has 2k+ likes for that video.

 

[Grinchy]

Someone I know used to always say he'd eat the corn from her shit.

 

[JCV]

I saw a similar one once:

"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken class just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie".

A 4chan classic

 

[Sorian]

I have a friend that I find attractive, and when I get drunk at bars with her, I do weird shit like smell her breath, sometimes her breath stinks, but I don't care, I'm drunk...She find the whole thing hilarious and doesn't care.

So I guess I would say..."I would smell her breath" ?? except I don't just say it, I do it...

Other than that, I wouldn't want to go near a woman's farts or piss or bath water, even if she looked like Giselle Jo-Upton!

Really hoping you get out of that friendzone one day, for your sake.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

I saw a similar one once:

"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken class just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie".

yea i've heard variations of queefs and farts on the internet.

Those are the funniest.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

I'd pick the corn out of her shit.

 

[akaoni]

What if you're dying from dehydration?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Evertyhing on Thirstiest Men of Instagram (NSFW)

So good.

 

[Monocle]

I've always found that phrase gross. I can't help but picture it literally and it icks me out.

I saw a similar one once:

"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie".

This one is good because it's funny. Most of the other ones in this thread...nope.

 

[Salsa]

 

[Goodacre0081]

I can't take credit for this one that my buddy said once. "I would eat the peanuts out of her shit". I just looked at him and laughed, so fucked.

 

[TUSR]

Evertyhing on Thirstiest Men of Instagram (NSFW)

some of these are hilarious

"im typing this with my left hand"

 

[Slayven]

 

[Talon]

I've always found that phrase gross. I can't help but picture it literally and it icks me out.

Your chick; she so thirsty.
I'm in that two seat Lambo with your girl; she trying to jerk me.

 

[Derwind]

Evertyhing on Thirstiest Men of Instagram (NSFW)

I got lost....so lost.....

Its.. my dear sweet lord!!!

 

[maquiladora]

Evertyhing on Thirstiest Men of Instagram (NSFW)

Jesus christ there is some funny shit on there, LOL.

 

[Jitters]

I haven't seen a funny one in a long time. They are all the same now. Usually something to do with the said girl's farts or poop.

 

[VanillaCakeIsBurning]

It's amazing how the sight of a woman can cause a guy to be reduced to speaking in barely legible gibberish.

 

[GrapeApes]

http://rapgenius.com/58204/The-noto...u-look-so-good-huh-i-suck-on-your-daddys-dick

 

[Rubbish King]

I would drink my own piss

 

[Dereck]

"I would drink her bath water"

Yeah, that's disgusting as fuck.

 

[flippedb]