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"I would drink her bath water"
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I laughed hard. XD
Honestly doe, who wouldn't?
RumblingRosco
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I'd dip my dick in salt water before doing that.
maquiladora
Member
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
This is the greatest website of all-time.
This one made me crack up:
Holy shit he really went for it with that last one.
Psychological Intellect
Banned
oh wow
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NinjaFridge
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At the very least I've learned there are some gorgeous women posting half naked pictures of themselves on instagram.
I'll be representative and try to come up with some male ones:
"I would let him use my tubes as headphones."
"I'd sugarcoat my clit and eat it like a Skittle to sniff his taint"
"I would shit every day for a year and build a mold out of my shit shaped like his penis, freeze it, and use it as a dildo."
"I would let him use my tubes as headphones."
"I'd sugarcoat my clit and eat it like a Skittle to sniff his taint"
"I would shit every day for a year and build a mold out of my shit shaped like his penis, freeze it, and use it as a dildo."
Vermillion
Banned
Every time I get sad, I need to remember but one thing:
I have never and will never be so thirsty. Like, damn.
I have never and will never be so thirsty. Like, damn.
Always-honest
Banned
I'd drink a gallon of her squirt.
Bwahaha!
maquiladora
Member
Broder Salsa
Banned
I would suck a fart out of her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.
Grinchy
Banned
I'm dying at this one.
holy shit that got me
For some reason I lost it at 'If I could only touch the hem of your garment.'
forknknife
Banned
AAAAAWWW YISSSS
Tomorrow I'll go through this in depth
"I'm writting this with my left hand" looool
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Vermillion
Banned
Seriously.
RustyNails
Member
Ahem, I see your thirsty quotes and raise you thirsty Chrisbrown fan quotes:
http://idletchrisbrownbeatme.tumblr.com/
That is incredible lol.
My mind is so full of fucks right now
Bucket Mouse
Member
From the depths of the internet...
I would drag my mushroom tip through 10 miles of barbed wire just to sniff a chair she sat on 3 years ago.
I would drag my balls through a mile of lava just to get the chance to wank to her shadow.
I would chop off my bell end and tape it onto an extendable stick just to tap on your window across the street whilst you're sleeping.
I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial up internet connection.
I would insert barbed wire into my vas deferens, tying the other end of it to an angry, bucking wildebeast while I floated around in an overflowing septic tank for 3 years, just for the chance to murder a podiatrist from your home town, remove his skin, crawl inside his skin and sew it up around me, and wait for the 1 in million chance that you make an appointment with me and I get to inspect your toenails.
I would drag my mushroom tip through 10 miles of barbed wire just to sniff a chair she sat on 3 years ago.
I would drag my balls through a mile of lava just to get the chance to wank to her shadow.
I would chop off my bell end and tape it onto an extendable stick just to tap on your window across the street whilst you're sleeping.
I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial up internet connection.
I would insert barbed wire into my vas deferens, tying the other end of it to an angry, bucking wildebeast while I floated around in an overflowing septic tank for 3 years, just for the chance to murder a podiatrist from your home town, remove his skin, crawl inside his skin and sew it up around me, and wait for the 1 in million chance that you make an appointment with me and I get to inspect your toenails.
Kaori's Babydaddy
Banned
I can't even read that shit. Are people that go to or graduated from school the minority on the internet?
Ricerocket
Member
This one tops all the ones I've seen by far LOL
tycoonheart
Member
lmao, perfect.
Freaky Fred
Banned
That one killed me lol. just imagining someone saying that
(foreskin pulled back)
IGotBillySoSpooked
Low moral character
I like the Harold & Kumar quote: "The things I would eat out of her ass, you have no idea."
What.
Roger Danish
Member
Woah woah, since when was this a weird thing to do
Tommie Hu$tle
Member
Now you've gone to far.
Oh wow
Ecto311
Member
Gaf was youtube comments for a second. The thing I read was posted below it.
Monocle
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I think he means she's pretty.
carribean dialect, and he's attempting to rap
blame space
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