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If you’re straight, what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done and if you’re gay, what’s the straightest?

OneBigPuss

Member
Had a devil's threesome many many years ago. Us guys didn't do anything to each other but I'm sure our balls must have touched during DP.

Shit was hot. No regrets.

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Ornlu

Banned
While drinking with several closet friends we swore to each other in our friendship so much, we tried to kiss, you know... with a tongue (we all are men with grown up children, and wives were closely watching this performance, btw). If was disgusting and all participants felt sorry for this sudden display of emotions. But all bad taste was washed out with strong alcohol immediately.

:pie_thinking:

I guess send dick pics to guys. But in my defense, I did it in the name of comedy.

Just establishing dominance, right?
 

MaestroMike

Gold Member
I guess send dick pics to guys. But in my defense, I did it in the name of comedy.

In college a roommate put gay porn on my computer as a background image/screensaver. I saw it for a split second before the image could be burned into my brain fortunately. Fukker had to search for gay porn so that sh!t was pretty gay I guess for him.
 

MaestroMike

Gold Member
Oh yeeeah...when I actually had a broad I let her kiss me after oral xbox series x nom sayin. Didn't want to, but whatever.
 

M1chl

Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Who would do that?
Probably to get some dick picks and shit like that, I think mentioning this shit run way deeper than is let here known. Not sure if straight man would ever do so, I certainly wouldn't.

I took a moronic pic with a very gay pose once, it was the period when i loss a lot of weight with bodybuilding and i was doing brag photos just for the sake of it, i was young and stupid lol :ROFLMAO:

Maybe i'm gonna share it here just for the shits and giggles...
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belmarduk

Member
IRL people don't believe I'm gay.. like when I tell them, its shocking or something.. I can't think of one specific thing I've done that's all that straight except that one time I had sexual relations with a woman.
 
I once kissed a woman during a game of truth or dare. It was so awful, she had absolutely no tongue control. No wonder women need to be trained to suck cocks.
 

GeorgPrime

Banned
I kissed a fat friend on his sweaty forehead once at a homecoming dance.

I went with a girl, wasn’t drunk.. can’t explain it. It just happened and I still think about it 23 years later.

Kissed another guy on tongue. I was dared by a girl i knew, she said if i kiss a guy on tongue, she will kiss me on tongue too. ;)

Later i had sex with the girl too. ;)
 
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GymWolf

Member
Probably to get some dick picks and shit like that, I think mentioning this shit run way deeper than is let here known. Not sure if straight man would ever do so, I certainly wouldn't.


Well we are waiting.gif
Well i can say goodbye to the last crumble of dignity i had in this forum :ROFLMAO:
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Don't fap too hard on me please 🕺
 

jshackles

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Well i can say goodbye to the last crumble of dignity i had in this forum :ROFLMAO:
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Don't fap too hard on me please 🕺
The gayest thing I've ever done is click on that spoiler tag :messenger_grinning_sweat:
 

GymWolf

Member
I mean, I thought he was a good-looking guy. Interpretation is left to the reader.
There is nothing wrong in thinking that, only morons or homophobe can't even admit when another man is fine looking.

But you only praised his back tattoo, that's even less gay for me.
 
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Kamina

Golden Boy
Brushed against his what? His hand? His face? His dick? You combed his hair with your hands? You can't just stop mid sentence like that.
When he saw his blonde mane roll down his head like a river of gold, Cunth Cunth could not resist anymore, touched and stroked through his hair while softly whispering into his ear “i am going to shove it up your ass”.
 
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treemk

Banned
Went to Brittney Spears concert with my gay friend.

It was in the early 2000s when she was ultra hot though
 

partime

Member
Sleepover at friends, but slept with him in bed, he recommended without underwear.
Same age of course, but it was a weird experience that I never repeated. Oh, and his older sister caught us and giggled during breakfast the next morning.

He was hard, I was uncomfortable, and he kicked me out of bed, naked, when his sister peeked in.
 
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