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[Kagey K]

Aww shit, I misread Gaf's terms of membership, I thought it required a 1.2" penis, not 12".

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Hung like a Greek statue when flaccid.

I've never made precise measurements, but I guess it should do the job when its up.

 

[Rentahamster]

Pics or it never happened.

 

[MaestroMike]

I'm sick of these fake blonde chicks on instagram lotta them showed their true colors during covid since they couldn't go to the hairdresser I feel betrayed and hurt for following them for so long !!

 

[LOLCats]

dudes that talk about dick size are messed up.

 

[Kamina]

Taysan has a fat 7 incher confirmed

He has 10, but doesnt know how to use it.

 

[Despera]

Only 5% of men in America have above 7 inches, yet somehow on the threads, every guy is claiming 7-7.5 inches.

Receipts? Who's out there measuring people's dicks?

i call bullshit

 

[Stiflers Mom]

What's the point of it if you're a manlet?

Nothing is more humiliating for taller guys if you have a larger cock than them.

 

[HarryKS]

Nothing is more humiliating for taller guys if you have a larger cock than them.

Not really. Unless they're looking at you naked. Which is a bit fruity.

 

[Ceallach]

This is fucking retarded, no one cares about your cock size.

It's always guys who wanna talk about their dicks. Size means way more to dudes than it does to us.

 

[nush]

This is fucking retarded, no one cares about your cock size.

It's always guys who wanna talk about their dicks. Size means way more to dudes than it does to us.

I guess you've never been around other women that talk about dick size. I have;

 

[I_D]

This thread gettin' me all kinds of self-conscious.

Look...
I know I'm only 4 inches, but some girls like it that wide.

 

[Soltype]

You either got it or to you don't, no amount of lying is going to change it.

 

[haxan7]

You either got it or to you don't, no amount of lying is going to change it.

Generally true but fat dudes can make it longer by losing weight.

 

[Soltype]

Generally true but fat dudes can make it longer by losing weight.

Very true, when I was heavy I was happy with what I had, then I lost all that weight now I'm sitting pretty.

 

[Vicetrailia]

I really don't believe that so few people have 8 inch cocks. Mines that big and I feel it needs to be bigger.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Not really. Unless they're looking at you naked. Which is a bit fruity.

So you got a small cock?

 

[Kagey K]

So you got a small cock?

 

[HarryKS]

So you got a small cock?

Probably. Who knows.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Probably. Who knows.

Your wife.








Hopefully.

 

[Despera]

This is fucking retarded, no one cares about your cock size.

It's always guys who wanna talk about their dicks. Size means way more to dudes than it does to us.

Could say the same about tit size. Personally I don't care and think implants are dumb af. And there were times where women around me were the ones talking the most about other girl jugs.

Still wouldn't proclaim that no one cared about tit size, because a lot do, even if some times it's just dudes being dudebros.

 

[highrider]

Thanks thread, now I feel like I have a giant cock ( goes about day )

 

[Sakura Doritos]

dudes that talk about dick size are messed up.

3” penis alert. Self loathing detected.

 

[Airola]

If there are infinite amount of universes, then in some universe people lie that they have a small cock because that's what everyone wants. In fact I think old ancient scupltures were made by people who came from that universe. That's why a lot of ancient statues have small cocks.

And I think that's the biggest reason people are having these infinite universe fantasies. Not that they want to prove there is no need for a god to make this universe possible, but because they want there to be a universe they feel like they'd belong to. And that's also the reason I wrote this post.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

If there are infinite amount of universes, then in some universe people lie that they have a small cock because that's what everyone wants. In fact I think old ancient scupltures were made by people who came from that universe. That's why a lot of ancient statues have small cocks.

And I think that's the biggest reason people are having these infinite universe fantasies. Not that they want to prove there is no need for a god to make this universe possible, but because they want there to be a universe they feel like they'd belong to. And that's also the reason I wrote this post.

Some men, surely not myself mind you but studies have been done, are Innies. They just have historic disproportionate representation.

 

[Airola]

Some men, surely not myself mind you but studies have been done, are Innies. They just have historic disproportionate representation.

It also doesn't help that surely there are certainly more people who before going to a public shower or sauna uses all tricks from stretching to whatever else to make it look like their penis is longer than there are people who would do the opposite and use all tricks to make their penis look smaller.

 

[Grinchy]

You either got it or to you don't, no amount of lying is going to change it.

No, but maybe lying gets you to that finish line.

Women will wear giant padded bras that also push their mosquito bites up with a force that could pressurize coal into a diamond to make you think they have bigger tits than they really do, but once the clothes are off, you're not turning away just because you were duped. I guess it's possible that it works the other way, too.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

It also doesn't help that surely there are certainly more people who before going to a public shower or sauna uses all tricks from stretching to whatever else to make it look like their penis is longer than there are people who would do the opposite and use all tricks to make their penis look smaller.

Surely indeed.

 

[Soltype]

No, but maybe lying gets you to that finish line.

Women will wear giant padded bras that also push their mosquito bites up with a force that could pressurize coal into a diamond to make you think they have bigger tits than they really do, but once the clothes are off, you're not turning away just because you were duped. I guess it's possible that it works the other way, too.

Lol, Im used to tits not looking as good outside a bra, but I hate getting booty duped though, it's way worse