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[XiaNaphryz]

https://consumerist.com/2017/02/21/kelloggs-offering-pop-tart-pizza-tacos-this-week-at-nyc-cafe/

That ache you feel may be your sweet tooth smarting from the sight of the veritable sugar smorgasbord that is Kellogg’s cafe menu this week:

• “Birthday Fiesta Nachos” made with Frosted Confetti Cupcake “chips,” and “sweet spins on spicy toppings”;

• Pop-Tarts “burritos” that are really pastries rolled in crepes with different toppings;

• Personal “pizzas” made with a brown sugar Pop-Tarts crust, strawberry sauce and fruit “pepperoni”;

• “Tacos” filled with a faux ground beef made from — you guessed it! — crumbled Pop-Tarts, coconut “lettuce,” and delivered in cinnamon dusted tortillas;

• And last but not least, “chili fries” that are topped with that same sweet “ground beef” and frosting “cheese.”

The cafe — open in Times Square through Feb. 26 — will also serve shakes, cheesecakes, and cake poppers featuring Pop-Tarts flavors, as well as Pop-Tarts “flights”: selections of pastries that are fruity, chocolatey, or “sweetly satisfying.”

Those cavity-creating confections won’t be cheap, either, with prices ranging from $8 to $12.

http://newsroom.kelloggcompany.com/...n-Times-Square-With-A-Spin-On-New-York-Dishes

 

[hypernima]

I've lost faith in humanity.

 

[Vestal]

 

[mattwhite924]

I read the thread title and thought gross.

Then I saw that pic and some of that stuff actually look pretty good. D:

 

[lethial]

Excellent nutritional options, Kellogs!

 

[Quonny]

prices ranging from $8 to $12

lol

 

[Kayhan]

Horrifying.

lol paying $12 for some Kelloggs cereal.

 

[Orkidea]

http://i.imgur.com/GVd8sD4.gif[img][/QUOTE]

This is a really HQ gif

 

[DOWN]

I want to go to there

 

[Permanently A]

Man its amazing how a gross amount of sugar is vomit inducing, but a gross amount of salt makes my mouth water.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

It's like they're trying to kill us.

Knowing this, I would still try all of them. Thank god I'm not in NYC. >_>

 

[akira28]

diabeetusal.

 

[D4Danger]

You're gonna be wrecked by 10am if you eat this shit for breakfast

 

[.JayZii]

It's a shame Pop-Tarts are gross.

 

[Kayhan]

You're gonna be wrecked by 10am if you eat this shit for breakfast

After you roll out of bed and eat this you can roll right back in bed.

 

[Moppeh]

Yeah... That's overkill. Just a nibble of that s'mores "burrito" would send me into a sugar coma.

EDIT: Wait, are those marshmallows not even warmed? Fuck that noise, if I'm going to be killed by a candy burrito, I at least want that shit warmed up.

 

[D4Danger]

After you roll out of bed and eat this you can roll right back in bed.

I've figured out my 5 year plan

 

[TedHub]

I WANNA MUNCH!!

 

[AwakenedCloud]

I was actually looking up this place a few days ago. Cereal bars are a thing I want to exist, but unfortunately there's only a handful nationwide.

 

[Dishwalla]

Gross.

 

[Cipher Peon]

I thought this was made over the summer.

I had intended on going but my coworkers refused, they thought it was stupid ;;

Spoiler

cant wait to drag my girlfriend there hehehehehe

EDIT: Through the 26th of this month? Aww man, I won't be in the city then ><

 

[Zubz]

I can feel my teeth rotting already. Still sounds delicious, despite how awful it should sound from those descriptions.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

People will eat this up, literally, just for the novelty of it. I saw some candy/treat sushi on Instagram earlier today that looked just like this stuff. If I'm in NYC, I'm not gonna balk at spending $8 on some weird Rice Krispie Treat/Pop Tart

The profit margins on that place must be amazing. I guess milk is sorta pricey. But the cereal, that's nothing.

 

[Frozenprince]

They must not be pulling in enough from the general menu items then.

Usually stunts like this is to generate moor foot traffic in increase turnover from the "spectacle" of it.

 

[Spiral Insanity]

Jesus. This shit will kill you. Diabetes Cafe.

 

[LionPride]

I fucking hate NYC for having this and im unable to get there.

 

[Rynocirator]

Heavenly.

 

[triplestation]

Dump a bag of Oreos in a cafe and eat the Oreos in the cafe like a animal you piece of shit

 

[SRG01]

Why is this a cafe and not a dessert bar?

 

[Kebiinu]

Neat. I live in Brooklyn, will be visiting the cafe once it opens!

 

[DXB-KNIGHT]

 

[Stinkles]

Dump a bag of Oreos in a cafe and eat the Oreos in the cafe like a animal you piece of shit

Huehuehue

 

[Host Samurai]

Dat feel when you had this idea for a cereal bar in NYC back in 2008, complete with a business plan that worked and no invester believed in it. I'm still pissed

 

[GoodCoffeeJoey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itWxXyCfW5s

 

[Spiral Insanity]

Dat feel when you had this idea for a cereal bar in NYC back in 2008, complete with a business plan that worked and no invester believed in it. I'm still pissed

Well, even Kellogg's can't make it a success. You should have probably bought some real estate in 2008 though.

 

[Zasa]

Of course something like this is in Times Square, automatically kills all possibilities of going there to peak my curiosity. God damn you Times Square.

 

[Dog Problems]

I read the thread title and thought gross.

Then I saw that pic and some of that stuff actually look pretty good. D:

Yeah, I'd tried some of that stuff.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

This is how you die

 

[Lord Fagan]

...What sorcery is this?

 

[HoodWinked]

lol

 

[SKINNER!]

 

[Lijik]

I WANNA MUNCH!!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Dat feel when you had this idea for a cereal bar in NYC back in 2008, complete with a business plan that worked and no invester believed in it. I'm still pissed

Team up with General Mills and open a competing one across the street.

 

[ColdPizza]

Looks like a bunch of crap. Dentists rejoice.

 

[Keasar]

No yoghurt enema to complement?

 

[TheFurizzlyBear]

I WANNA MUNCH!!

These are some good good boys

 

[backflip10019]

Dump a bag of Oreos in a cafe and eat the Oreos in the cafe like a animal you piece of shit

 

[The Last Wizard]

1) this place stil expensive as fuck
2) bring back pop tarts cereal and razzle dazzle rice krispies

 

[SuperEpicMan]

More like:

Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation. In fact, Kellogg devoted much of his energy to discouraging sexual activity of any kind, and was an especially ardent critic of masturbation, which he believed could cause "cancer of the womb, urinary diseases, nocturnal emissions, impotence, epilepsy, insanity, and mental and physical debility" as well as "dimness of vision" and moral corruption. A patent for the product was filed on May 31, 1895, and issued on April 14, 1896.

 

[Tom Nook]

Fuck it!

I'm in.