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As soon as he started going on about comparing cellphone pictures with a girl in japan i KNEW it was tim rogers. that's longer than it would usually take me to recognize his prose.
edit: why are people in here shitting on tim rogers so much? most game reviewers don't know how to talk about a game like it isn't a slice of bread. Tim turns game reviews into an artform in itself. The way reviews are supposed to work is that you build an understanding of the reviewer, so that over time you can know if you should play a game based on not just whether the reviewer in question "liked" it, but what kind of thoughts it made them have. Tim Rogers excels at thought-having, but to be fair, you need a pretty high IQ to understand Tim Rogers
edit: why are people in here shitting on tim rogers so much? most game reviewers don't know how to talk about a game like it isn't a slice of bread. Tim turns game reviews into an artform in itself. The way reviews are supposed to work is that you build an understanding of the reviewer, so that over time you can know if you should play a game based on not just whether the reviewer in question "liked" it, but what kind of thoughts it made them have. Tim Rogers excels at thought-having, but to be fair, you need a pretty high IQ to understand Tim Rogers
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