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[Makura]

http://www.cellularthemovie.com/

I thought this was joke until I saw Basinger...actually I still think it might be a joke. Looks like a spoof from SNL to me.

 

[levious]

Service isn't the only thing that dies!

 

[yoshifumi]

Service isn't the only thing that dies!

hahahahaha

 

[Matlock]

Roaming gets you charged...WITH DEATH

 

[levious]

hahahahaha

I don't want you to get the wrong idea, I wasn't being clever, it was actually on the movie poster.

 

[Kefkaff]

Yeah, I saw a preview for this movie before 9/11.... Wow...

 

[totoro'd]

Yes, but Chris Evans who stars in the movie is major hotness:

 

[Tool]

Yeah, I saw a preview for this movie before 9/11.... Wow...

It's one of those movie trailors you completely forget about until someone brings it up again. I've seen the trailor now before 2 other movies but only now actually remember watching it. Looks really stupid.

 

[FortNinety]

Does that idiot from the Verizon Wireless commercial get killed in the movie? If so, I'll see it.

 

[ZootedGranny]

COUPON: THE MOVIE

 

[=W=]

COUPON: THE MOVIE

I SAW THE SHIT OUT OF IT!

 

[aoi tsuki]

Okay so...

1. So she fixes the phone and doesn't call the cops? Or, assuming the 0, 9, and 1 keys don't work, doesn't have some random person just call the cops for her?

2. Why doesn't the guy she does call the cops and camp outside her house to make sure everything is taken care of?

 

[ZootedGranny]

Wait, even after my joke, I watched the trailer (which apparently my brain had blocked out, cause I had seen it before), and saw John Ennis was in it.

THE JOKE IS ON ME!

 

[Pattergen]

I read the screenplay a few months ago. Judging from what I read and assuming no drastic changes were made (all of the scenes shown in the trailer were in the screenplay I read), this movie is most certainly crap.

 

[Templar Wizard]

"do you have a .... charger?"

sweet fucking rael.

joke of the day levious. and even funnier that its the actual tag.

 

[FnordChan]

Reach out and kill someone!

Hell is now a local call!

When the line goes dead...so do you!

"HOLY MARY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE PHONE!"

Courtesy of Corn Pone Flicks' "The Phone".

FnordChan

 

[MrPing1000]

Yes, but Chris Evans who stars in the movie is major hotness:

There is only one!

 

[yoshifumi]

I don't want you to get the wrong idea, I wasn't being clever, it was actually on the movie poster.

that makes it even funnier

a poster at the theater i work at says "if the signal dies...so does she"

 

[Willco]

What we do needs is T-Mobile: The Movie starring Catherina Zeta Jones and Sean Connery as a whacky, oddball couple in search of decent cell phone coverage and affordable Instant Messaging rates so they can rob a world bank (and write wireless e-mail!).

This could work.

I think I will trash my Adam Sandler/Jack Black buddy movie called Pop-Tarts: The Movie about two Pop-Tarts factory workers who bust an international crime syndicate who is smugging cocaine in Pop-Tarts. We've got Paul W.S. Anderson onboard to direct!

 

[yoshifumi]

What we do needs is T-Mobile: The Movie starring Catherina Zeta Jones and Sean Connery as a whacky, oddball couple in search of decent cell phone coverage and affordable Instant Messaging rates so they can rob a world bank (and write wireless e-mail!).

no no they should be training breakdancing dinosaur ninja zombie pirates to do it for them and then the monsters turn on them

 

[Celicar]

lol

This is another movie that was supposed to come out forever and a day ago. It just looks awful.