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[Carl2282]

Not related? Go for it, dude.

fuck all the haters go for it!

 

[NLB2]

Is it wrong? Even if she's hot and not related to you? My dads wife already had the daughter before they married and I'm pretty sure she's making moves on me when I go to the house. She's practically some radom girl I know. Except she's my step-sister.

She's probably a total slut, but I'm desperate and it's better then paying for a hooker or an escort since I'd have a higher chance of getting a std.

I take the slut part back, but she's hot. Too hot for me, but she knows I'm a virgin so maybe it's pity sex?

Do I take a condom to the their house when I go up there this weekend?

Judging by your post, your virgin status, and your Final Fantasy tag, I'm assuming she's not into you at all.

 

[Arde5643]

So you married her? wtf man?

His dad, you dolt.

 

[eznark]

Judging by your post, your virgin status, and your Final Fantasy tag, I'm assuming she's not into you at all.

redundancy is redundant

 

[Walshicus]

.

Your avatar was my wallpaper for half a year. Good choice.

Also, stupid OP...

 

[Uncle]

His dad, you dolt.

Now that's just disgusting...


Has anyone else been having a lot of 500 errors lately?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

 

[Neo C.]

So, basically you've just created this thread for some internet high fives?

 

[Domino Theory]

DOIT.

Take pics of her, the act, and then post about the whole shebang here.

 

[Sol..]

bang it and don't forget to mark your territory when you do the deed.

splurge on the hello kitty bedspread, on the rainbow ponies, around the rims of her door, and don't forget to hit the collage of Mathew Perry too. He loves jizz on his chin.

 

[Calcaneus]

Have fun, I guess....

you know what, scratch that, I hope its painful.

 

[Barrett2]

Where's the promised pic of your sister? It shouldn't take this long to find it on your computer. My money says he is frantically looking through Facebook right now trying to find a plausible looking wedding pic.

Don't fool us OP, where's the goods?

 

[xS1TH L0RDx]

hit it with the fury of zeus

Spoiler

im from the south

 

[Teddman]

Don't let it stop this from hitting 20+ pages.

 

[jakncoke]

fuck her but :lol when your family finds out, and :lol if it turns into more than a 1 time thing

 

[flipping_heck]

Hit it, and never talk about with your family ever again...

Go for it, with pictures and a report later, and don't skimp on the details no matter how disgusting it is

 

[sixteen-bit]

I'm a closet fan.

Give Debut and Post a listen.

 

[tokkun]

This happened to my old college roommate, and he ended up switching schools to move in with her. Their parents were divorced already, but it still seemed pretty creepy.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

WTF

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

Take your fleshlight instead.

I really want to buy one of those because I heard they're really good. But god damn are they expensive.

 

[joey_z]

WENEEDPICTURESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ForzaItalia]

Plug away bro, plug away!

If you get caught just tell her mom that when she found out you were a virgin...she jumped on it...

 

[AlphaSnake]

Do it. What difference is there if her mom is your dad's friend, acquaintance, GF or wife - there's no blood relation at all.

Set phasers to hit, son.

 

[yacobod]

just when i thought the OT couldnt get any dumber....

 

[Broseybrose]

Dude, the question you have to ask yourself here is:

"Would Dexter hit it?"

.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah, do it.

 

[saelz8]

just wow...woulld you provide me with the full-video link?

Dana Kunze - 175FT Dive

 

[perfectchaos007]

I know it sounds wrong to have sex with a step-sister, but shes really not your sister at all. Shes just another girl with no blood relation.

 

[shawnlreed]

quit pretending you don't get the reference, GAF

 

[GhaleonEB]

Not related? Go for it, dude.

another period

.

 

[Mr Jared]

quit pretending you don't get the reference, GAF

YEEEEEEEES!

 

[FF_VIII]

Where's the promised pic of your sister? It shouldn't take this long to find it on your computer. My money says he is frantically looking through Facebook right now trying to find a plausible looking wedding pic.

Don't fool us OP, where's the goods?

Jackpot.

I lied, this thread is a farce.

I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.

But alas, you found me out. I salute you sir.

My dad did get together though with another woman, but no daughter

Also, the teenager hormone thing is wrong.

I'm 23.

P.S, About the fleshlight, I had to keep throwing them away since my family kept nearly finding them. That and they're far too loud, and messy. How you supposed to clean the cum out of them when someone's in the kitchen?

 

[saelz8]

172FT Dive, typo!

 

[Brobzoid]

Given the option to have sex with a step-sister I'd hit it just to tell the story regardless of what she looked like.

 

[eznark]

blah blah blah, 23 year old virgin blah blah blah

for shame

 

[Ashodin]

Jackpot.

I lied, this thread is a farce.

I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.

But alas, you found me out. I salute you sir.

My dad did get together though with another woman, but no daughter

Also, the teenager hormone thing is wrong.

I'm 23.

P.S, About the fleshlight, I had to keep throwing them away since my family kept nearly finding them. That and they're far too loud, and messy. How you supposed to clean the cum out of them when someone's in the kitchen?

EPIC FAIL

Dude at least I told the story of busting a nut on my friend's coffeetable and it was REAL

 

[CajoleJuice]

sacrifice the virgin to appease the GAF gods, plz

 

[louie]

Go for it, just don't freak out when your face deep in your sisters pussy.

edit: damn you.

 

[BladedExpert]

facepalm.gif

 

[Justin Bailey]

Pretty obvious, but you could have kept going with it.

 

[MIMIC]

This is a great thread.

 

[Timber]

I lied, this thread is a farce.

I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.

Hot damn. I believed your OP, but now I'm not so sure.

 

[Tucah]

These threads can hit like 15+ pages. You never stop at 2.

 

[Servbot #42]

quit pretending you don't get the reference, GAF

I take your marmalade boy and raise you:

 

[Stoney Mason]

Jackpot.

I lied, this thread is a farce.

I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.

But alas, you found me out. I salute you sir.

My dad did get together though with another woman, but no daughter

Also, the teenager hormone thing is wrong.

I'm 23.

P.S, About the fleshlight, I had to keep throwing them away since my family kept nearly finding them. That and they're far too loud, and messy. How you supposed to clean the cum out of them when someone's in the kitchen?

 

[DarkJC]

Aaaaand the topic fizzles out.

 

[Cheeto]

Jackpot.

I lied, this thread is a farce.

I just wanted people to think I could actually lose my virginity (I had to use relatives, because it's perverted enough to work!) I need that attention since I don't get it anywhere else.

But alas, you found me out. I salute you sir.

My dad did get together though with another woman, but no daughter

Also, the teenager hormone thing is wrong.

I'm 23.

P.S, About the fleshlight, I had to keep throwing them away since my family kept nearly finding them. That and they're far too loud, and messy. How you supposed to clean the cum out of them when someone's in the kitchen?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

["God's Beard!"]

quit pretending you don't get the reference, GAF

Kimi Shika Iranai was better. But I do have all 8 volumes of Marmalade Boy on my shelf, and I don't even read manga.

 

[jakncoke]

http://rebelrockrunners.org/gallery/d/15309-2/ban_him.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

nahh just junior member him for a long...long..very fucking long time.

 

[Calcaneus]

Ok, so yeah, hypothetically.........would it be cool to bang your hot step-sister?