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Male GAF: Does anyone have an exceptionally small "member"? (semi-NSFW)

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I'm literally on the edge of 7" and I was once told I'm too small by a chick I met online. Haven't had any complaints since, but there was a time when I was pretty damn worried about my size.

Thinking back, it was mostly irrational. Hindsight is 20:20 though...
 

Oxn

Member
I expected half of nfl-gaf to be in here.

A pretty good friend has a small one. He got drunk and was peeing out of his zipped down fly, and asked me a question and when I looked over I saw it. He still does pretty well though, if anything it gives him a lot of that quiet confidence that women are attracted to. Cause he knows it all depends on his game and ability to satisfy a women intellectually and make her laugh. We've spoken about this, and he says thats more than half the battle. So I don't think it slows him down. YMMV

But when u saw him peeing he was probably flaccid. That is no way to judge at all.
 
Guys, we need to see a graph of dick size distribution fitted to a bell curve. It's absolutely critical that we establish where "small" ends and "exceptionally small" begins.
 

braves01

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Were there evolutionary advantages to being a grower? Like you could chase after prey without your dong flopping about or something?
 
Is it abnormal to gain 4-5 inches when becoming erect?

With all this talk about "grower" and "shower," it almost seems that way. I never even knew there was a term for that type of thing. When I take my ADD medicine my penis shrinks into nothingness, but can and will switch forms when need be.
 
You're wondering about micro penises huh OP? I used to take care of special needs kids, there was this one big kid who had what looked like a maybe a half inch button size protuberance for a penis(used to change them and help them in the bathroom). I doubt he will care when he grows up though, stuck in the developmental age of around 5. Now, if it was a mentally developmental child at his age... I can imagine it would probably be horrific.

As for me I think I am at that perfect size, 5'6" with around a 6'5" dick. I'm grower too so its like 2 inches flaccid.

Better things to worry about than member size though.
 
Conor_Fool
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anyway I think there's like a fetish for dudes who have small penises and like to be told how small their penises are or something. Like it all revolves around their penis size. It's really pretty strange. But good luck getting anyone to pipe up when you're giggling and tittering over 'baby carrots' but not intending to offend :p

Really I have to wonder why, and such, this thread, etc, etc. You know what I mean. "Funny slang".

I already have. Don't see the big deal - I have a four incher. Nothing I can do to change it.
 

terrisus

Member
"Hey guys! Post here if you have a small penis!"
Yeah, that's a great theme for a topic...

Also, the idea of everyone knowing the length of their penis has always been so strange to me, since it means at some point they stuck a ruler up against it.
Hopefully no one used a tape measure at least. Those things can be pretty dangerous when released.
 
A woman's vaginal canal is between 5 and 7 inches when aroused. The upper two thirds of which lack nerve endings. The nerve endings are focused towards the outer third. So in terms of actual physical stimulation, a small penis may be able to do the job (if it has appropriate girth). But if a woman is into having a partner with a larger penis then it won't matter if a smaller penis could provide enough stimulation.

At least that is what I learned in health class.
 
"Hey guys! Post here if you have a small penis!"
Yeah, that's a great theme for a topic...

Also, the idea of everyone knowing the length of their penis has always been so strange to me, since it means at some point they stuck a ruler up against it.
Hopefully no one used a tape measure at least. Those things can be pretty dangerous when released.

Yes, I do wonder whether people are just guessing or have actually measured. I always thought I was big, ha ha! Until I measured of course.

Then again, I hadn't watched porn much until I hit my mid-twenties. So I had not been brainwashed into thinking I was small.
 

Grinchy

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Would you say a woman with a 7-inch canal had an "exceptionally large" vagina?

lol I wish women bragged about having huge vaginas

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EmiPrime

Member
Err, it means "unusual; not typical." And if that Huff Post article is anything to go by, only ~15% of men have a penis under 5 inches.

That table doesn't even display tenths of an inch.

I guess by your reasoning that someone with a 4.9" dick is exceptionally small while someone with a 5.1" incher is in the clear.

Are you trying to work through some issues of your own here? Where are you going with this thread?
 

Calibus

Member
Don't they hire short dudes in porn to make their junk seem bigger on camera?

I've heard that many male porn star sizes aren't that far off from the average size regular Joe. Prosthetics, post-processing effects, camera angles and pairing men with especially petite women are used to enhance size.
 

Oxn

Member
That table doesn't even display tenths of an inch.

I guess by your reasoning that someone with a 4.9" dick is exceptionally small while someone with a 5.1" incher is in the clear.

Are you trying to work through some issues of your own here? Where are you going with this thread?

Also a guy with a 4.9er but 2 inches in diameter is gonna be bigger than a 5.5er with 1inches in diameter.

So its all relative
 

Movement

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Guys, we need to see a graph of dick size distribution fitted to a bell curve. It's absolutely critical that we establish where "small" ends and "exceptionally small" begins.

-2 standard deviations from the mean.
I predict the mean at approximately 5.7 inches with a standard deviation of 0.75 inches.
 

Hurley

Member
Mine looks pretty small when I'm looking down at it, especially when It's flaccid because I'm most certainly a grower but when I measure it I'm pleasantly surprised by the size.
 
So how do you measure the value of a man's dick, in American dollars, taking into account both length and girth? Like how much for a pound of dick?
 
I recall reading that somewhere. Maybe that's some porn myth. I believe someone in the industry in one of the Louis Theroux documentaries on porn mentions it as well.

Interesting. I don't like reading too much BTS stuff when it comes to porn. Ruins the whole fantasy aspect of it.
 
I feel sorry for guys with micro-penii.
Not because they'll have trouble with females, not significantly anyway, but because of how much they'll be looked down upon by men.

Let's face it, men care more about penis size than women.
 
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