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Male GAF: Does anyone have an exceptionally small "member"? (semi-NSFW)

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I take back what I said. It matters but depending on how you compensate for it, it should be a non-issue for most women. Tongue/finger combo rules all.
 

Clydefrog

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I watched that documentary about the hipster who had the small penis. He traveled the world discussing the obsession with penis size and tried various methods to get his member bigger. They spent half an hour on him about to get Korean penis-elongating surgery only for him to back out at the last moment. He ended up getting a girlfriend from the sex shop he went to.

don't watch it.
 

Aristion

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I want to hear if any tall guys have small penises. I've always been interested in the correlation between penis size and height.

I'm relatively short (5'6) but I have an above-average penis size.
 

Grinchy

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I had a friend who supposedly had a really small penis. I never actually saw it, but you know how immature girls love to gossip. So I heard from a female friend that he was insanely tiny. He seems to be relatively ok with it from what I can tell.

I'm not all that huge, myself. I am 6'2 so most people would probably assume I'm bigger than I am. I was right around 7 inches last time I measured as a kid. I don't give a fuck about how big/small I am. I'm also a grower and if you want to see my tiny flaccid baby penis, the tickets are free.
 

Spinluck

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I watched that documentary about the hipster who had the small penis. He traveled the world discussing the obsession with penis size and tried various methods to get his member bigger. They spent half an hour on him about to get Korean penis-elongating surgery only for him to back out at the last moment. He ended up getting a girlfriend from the sex shop he went to.

don't watch it.

I wanna watch it now, sounds funny.
 

Calibus

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What are you trying to say man? At what size do you think it would be uncomfortable or painful? The guy is talking about 5 inches and below so how much bigger is too big?

I seem to recall reading that the average vaginal depth was about 5 inches when aroused. Of course it can stretch, but after a certain point it just becomes uncomfortable and painful because of the pressure against the cervical walls. So a porn start sized member of around 7-8 plus would be stretching things quite a bit.
 
Wow good job. This one flew right past me until someone quoted it and my brain gave it a second thought...

That post flew by me both when it was posted and when it was first quoted. Nooow I get it. Well done

You might want to stop getting your information about the human body from porn.

Under 5" is not exceptionally small.

I checked out some size charts before posting the thread. The most common average I saw was around ~5.5 inches. So if 5 is below average, wouldn't anything smaller be "exceptional?" And in turn anything over 6 inches is exceptionally large?
 

War Peaceman

You're a big guy.
I had a friend who supposedly had a really small penis. I never actually saw it, but you know how immature girls love to gossip. So I heard from a female friend that he was insanely tiny. He seems to be relatively ok with it from what I can tell.

I'm not all that huge, myself. I am 6'2 so most people would probably assume I'm bigger than I am. I was right around 7 inches last time I measured as a kid. I don't give a fuck about how big/small I am. I'm also a grower and if you want to see my tiny flaccid baby penis, the tickets are free.

This makes me think. Is there actually a correlation between height and penis size? Logic would say yes, but what I've heard from girls tells me otherwise. Granted, that is not a scientific appraisal!
 
This makes me think. Is there actually a correlation between height and penis size? Logic would say yes, but what I've heard from girls tells me otherwise. Granted, that is not a scientific appraisal!

I don't think so. At least form my own personal observations and word of mouth.
 
I like to think that the whole focus on male member size to the extreme that it is, quite likely mirrors women's focus [not all of course] on weight and the like. Women care more about their own weight more than men care about it. And men care about their member size likely more than women do. Maybe not though. It's fairly hard to gauge an entire gender's take on something.
 
This makes me think. Is there actually a correlation between height and penis size? Logic would say yes, but what I've heard from girls tells me otherwise. Granted, that is not a scientific appraisal!

None whatsoever.

Joke. According to people, shaving might make your penis seem bigger. I don't believe it.
How do you measure a penis though, flaccid or erect?

Right. I can see how it may look bigger, but it won't make a difference to the measurement. And it would be measured erect.
 

EmiPrime

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I checked out some size charts before posting the thread. The most common average I saw was around ~5.5 inches. So if 5 is below average, wouldn't anything smaller be "exceptional?" And in turn anything over 6 inches is exceptionally large?

You need a new dictionary if you think that's what "exceptionally" means.

Exceptionally small would be a micro penis (google or wiki it if you like).
 
I checked out some size charts before posting the thread. The most common average I saw was around ~5.5 inches. So if 5 is below average, wouldn't anything smaller be "exceptional?" And in turn anything over 6 inches is exceptionally large?

So 5.5-6 is the entire range under which just "large" fits? Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.

As for the topic of the thread, I get by okay.
 
Are we talkin erect here? I know that's usually the assumption but I will readily admit that the difference for me is substantial. Especially on a cold day. "Baby carrot" accurately describes the flaccid state, but approaching 8 inches at full mast.
 
I had a friend who supposedly had a really small penis. I never actually saw it, but you know how immature girls love to gossip. So I heard from a female friend that he was insanely tiny. He seems to be relatively ok with it from what I can tell.

I'm not all that huge, myself. I am 6'2 so most people would probably assume I'm bigger than I am. I was right around 7 inches last time I measured as a kid. I don't give a fuck about how big/small I am. I'm also a grower and if you want to see my tiny flaccid baby penis, the tickets are free.

According to a graph in this trashy Huff Post article, 7 inches is larger than 90% of other men.

You need a new dictionary if you think that's what "exceptionally" means.

Exceptionally small would be a micro penis (google or wiki it if you like).

Err, it means "unusual; not typical." And if that Huff Post article is anything to go by, only ~15% of men have a penis under 5 inches.
 

exarkun

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I expected half of nfl-gaf to be in here.

A pretty good friend has a small one. He got drunk and was peeing out of his zipped down fly, and asked me a question and when I looked over I saw it. He still does pretty well though, if anything it gives him a lot of that quiet confidence that women are attracted to. Cause he knows it all depends on his game and ability to satisfy a women intellectually and make her laugh. We've spoken about this, and he says thats more than half the battle. So I don't think it slows him down. YMMV
 

AlexBasch

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16 cm when fully erect.

No one has complained so far because I know how to do other shit than just ram my junk into a woman.
 
I expected half of nfl-gaf to be in here.

A pretty good friend has a small one. He got drunk and was peeing out of his zipped down fly, and asked me a question and when I looked over I saw it. He still does pretty well though, if anything it gives him a lot of that quiet confidence that women are attracted to. Cause he knows it all depends on his game and ability to satisfy a women intellectually and make her laugh. We've spoken about this, and he says thats more than half the battle. So I don't think it slows him down. YMMV

a flaccid dick is no way to measure it. Sometimes my dude looks like it should be attached to a 6 year old.
 

Oxn

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What if our kinda fat? How do you measure?

Is the measurement of the penis from the tip to the base? Or the tip to the bone? Cause if our kinda fat you can push down your fat a Lil bit you can gain an extra third of an inch or so.
 
So clearly the only scientific way to go about this is to have every GAF member wanting to post in this thread who is male PM a picture of their member with a ruler [and their username on a piece of paper] to a mod to determine the GAF average.

So which mod wants to volunteer or should we just choose one at random and start sending pics?

I am kidding of course
probably
 

akira28

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Conor_Fool
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anyway I think there's like a fetish for dudes who have small penises and like to be told how small their penises are or something. Like it all revolves around their penis size. It's really pretty strange. But good luck getting anyone to pipe up when you're giggling and tittering over 'baby carrots' but not intending to offend :p

Really I have to wonder why, and such, this thread, etc, etc. You know what I mean. "Funny slang".
 
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