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[XiaNaphryz]

From the same dude who ordered a $47 Quadriginoctuple Frappucino from Starbucks, he continues the crazy.

He orders a Jumbo Jack from a Jack in the Box drive-thru with a sourdough bun, 20 beef patties, 5 orders of bacon, the ingredients from the turkey bacon cheddar sandwich and the deli trio sandwich, every cheese on the menu (swiss-style, provolone, american, cheddar, real swiss), a chicken patty, a spicy chicken patty, fried eggs, extra ham, sausage, grilled onions, and onion rings. None of the lettuce, tomato, pickles, regular onions, or sauce you'd normally see on a Jumbo Jack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXQC51MYPdI

 

[Adam Blade]

You deserve a new tag, Xia.

"Fast Food Savant" or something like that.

 

[Acorn]

Can he dislocate his jaw to take a bite?

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Fuck, man I want some Jack in the Box.

 

[ZealousD]

Dude.

You don't order something like that at the Drive Thru.

If you're going to be that crazy, you order it inside.

 

[dekline]

 

[Arkos]

What a freaking baller. $38 on a single fast food item. #yolo #swaggggg

 

[No Love]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

What a freaking baller. $38 on a single fast food item. #swaggggg

Get Mr Swag in here, he'd probably make a thread about it

 

[Azure Dream]

Can he dislocate his jaw to take a bite?

Footage

 

[Stinkles]

Guy is a boss. Best of all, the top patties are cool enough to eat immediately as he bites down.

 

[abstract alien]

That didn't look as bad as I expected it to look

 

[The Artful Dodger]

Sounds bomb. I wouldn't be able to down that but still...hahaha there's something about an obscene amount of delicious that is appreciated.


Lately, I've been nabbing a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger with Sourdough Bread.

 

[way more]

Whoever this guy is, he really needs a girlfriend.

 

[JudgeN]

Tried Jack in box for the first time couple of weeks ago, was the worst hamburger I've ever ate. Meat reminded me of the soy burgers we used to get in high school, this guy screwed up.

 

[FairyD]

Everything looks good except for the thin deli meat in the middle.

 

[Nappuccino]

Whoever this guy is, he really needs a girlfriend.

He'd probably eat her.

Not in a good way.

 

[malfcn]

Looks good to me.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Average american lunch

 

[iAmMaximus]

R.I.P.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Whoever this guy is, he really needs a girlfriend.

He has a daughter.

 

[abstract alien]

What do we call it? Something corny like the Samurai Jack, or something more inventive?

 

[Stinkles]

Tried Jack in box for the first time couple of weeks ago, was the worst hamburger I've ever ate. Meat reminded me of the soy burgers we used to get in high school, this guy screwed up.

WAT.

Fast food burgers are tiered.


Jack has the best options of any mega outlet.

Burger King has the best produce.

McD's has the best nothing.

Wendys is cool if you are afraid of circles.

If you have to eat bad burgers, Jack is not wack, tis crack.

 

[Ashhong]

Wheres that football player everybody loves to post?

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

WAT.

Fast food burgers are tiered.


Jack has the best options of any mega outlet.

Burger King has the best produce.

McD's has the best nothing.

Wendys is cool if you are afraid of circles.

If you have to eat bad burgers, Jack is not wack, tis crack.

Crazy talk. Mcdonalds has the best price. Ill order 5 mcdoubles with 5 bucks

 

[GhettoGamer]

Wheres that football player everybody loves to post?

Taco Bell can only summon Lord Freeman

 

[Ricerocket]

had no idea jack in the box did custom orders. His video only shows him ordering it but did he eat it?!

 

[EloquentM]

You deserve a new tag, Xia.

"Fast Food Savant" or something like that.

Agreed

 

[Log4Girlz]

Wheres that football player everybody loves to post?

Taco Bell

 

[Fusebox]

Imagine it, but in your stomach. How would it even fit??

 

[shira]

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Hambuhger.

 

[jbug617]

I was watching Travel Channel the other day and I see they gave him his own show. Basically goes to a city and tries to find the best takeout. He still eats in the car.

 

[saltywalrus]

WAT.

Fast food burgers are tiered.


Jack has the best options of any mega outlet.

Burger King has the best produce.

McD's has the best nothing.

Wendys is cool if you are afraid of circles.

If you have to eat bad burgers, Jack is not wack, tis crack.

Burger King has by far the worst produce. Awful, disgusting lettuce.

 

[bigosc2k]

Can it be put into a taco shell?

 

[madvin_zwei]

Whoa..knew you could go with a custom bun, but never a whole burger. Jack ball on top is a nice touch.

 

[Leynos]

20 patties? That aint shit. How about 100 patties?

 

[FZZ]

I'm no longer phased by large burgers because nothing exceeds this

Edit: DAMN YOU LEYNOS

 

[Concept17]

But that isn't a burger. Its just a bunch of patties smashed together and covered in cheese in a box. ^

 

[GamePnoy74]

Dude's got nothing on the infamous Mr. Sato of Rocket News 24, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugIDfvUpcwY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdyxd0LsL1I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjrjQ6zlW6I

 

[dekline]

LOL

 

[Htown]

Crazy talk. Mcdonalds has the best price. Ill order 5 mcdoubles with 5 bucks

If you're going to spend 5 bucks on burgers, why not get some that actually taste like something?

 

[Arkos]

I just realized, I bet it's over 9000 calories

 

[Log4Girlz]

I just realized, I bet it's over 9000 calories

That's unhealthy. Just saiyan'

 

[Arkos]

That's unhealthy. Just saiyan'

aaaaand I'm /dead

 

[bounchfx]

less than 40 bucks to get on the news I am not surprised he's done this multiple times now, heh.

 

[abstract alien]

That's unhealthy. Just saiyan'

Ha, you got me with that one. Good show Log lol

 

[Arkos]

less than 40 bucks to get on the news I am not surprised he's done this multiple times now, heh.

GAF project: let's have like 20 of us request this on the same day, start the movement to get it on their menu (insert movement joke)

 

[Replicant]

Well.....at least he got an interesting photo out of that.

 

[Dreavus]

Was it naive of me to think that it would be all nice and perfectly stacked, rather than a droopy wobbling mess of a sandwich that it actually turned out to be?

 

[Devolution]

Was it naive of me to think that it would be all nice and perfectly stacked, rather than a droopy wobbling mess of a sandwich that it actually turned out to be?

Why would it be any different from the slop they usually serve?