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[nush]

Yeah, I think that's a factor also, I don't get up in the middle of the night to pee, because it'll take me an hour to fall back to sleep, so I just ride it out and when I wake it's the first thing I do.

 

[Rentahamster]

Morning wood will go away as you hit 40. It's pretty rare for me these days.

Work on your cardio more. Stretch your dick. Take L-Citrulline supplements. Have more sex in general.

 

[Rentahamster]

i just accidentally watched a whole man-on-man porn scene to completion. I'm a little worried it's gonna turn me gay now. What do you guys think?

Did you accidentally the whole fleshlight, too?

 

[Thaedolus]

i just accidentally watched a whole man-on-man porn scene to completion. I'm a little worried it's gonna turn me gay now. What do you guys think?

Time only goes one direction

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not that there’s anything wrong with that!

 

[haxan7]

Did you accidentally the whole fleshlight, too?

I haven’t used those in years. I got an infection from reusing one too much without cleaning it

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I haven’t used those in years. I got an infection from reusing one too much without cleaning it

Were you using the contents of said fleshlight like this?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[haxan7]

Were you using the contents of said fleshlight like this?

Was I drinking the lube/cum mixture from inside my dirty fleshlight? Can’t say that I was.

 

[Richard Packer]

Work on your cardio more. Stretch your dick. Take L-Citrulline supplements. Have more sex in general.

For a hamster that partakes in extracurricular hamster activities. You're awfully concerned with the boner health of prominent men.

 

[Thaedolus]

For a hamster that partakes in extracurricular hamster activities. You're awfully concerned with the boner health of prominent men.

Boner health is human health

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Was I drinking the lube/cum mixture from inside my dirty fleshlight? Can’t say that I was.

Sounds like you've not lived.

 

[Tschumi]

nush it seems that your current pet game Judgement is called 'Judge Eyes' on Japanese game covers, i prefer it "Why you givin' me the judge eyes?"

Also explains his wonderfully intense expression on the cover lol

 

[Tschumi]

I've been slightly absent from this thread recently, soon may that change, but like i'm astonished by ur ability to keep it wall-to-wall pervy cringe humour, week after week

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I found a small lump on my balls yesterday. This happened before when I was like 22. It was a cyst (I get them occasionally every 6 months or so but usually on my face). And I'm pretty sure this one is also a cyst.

My point here is that you should all check your balls (and/or breasts) for lumps routinely. If not for your own health, then do it for Tom Green.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Let me know if you need an extra hand.

 

[Star-Lord]

So I mentioned previously that I’d been talking to someone and we’d been getting quite close, and we were supposed to be going on a ‘retreat’ this weekend, but they’ve cancelled, and I’m more upset about this than I should be. So I’ve decided instead I’m going to get completely rat-arsed.

 

[Soodanim]

So I mentioned previously that I’d been talking to someone and we’d been getting quite close, and we were supposed to be going on a ‘retreat’ this weekend, but they’ve cancelled, and I’m more upset about this than I should be. So I’ve decided instead I’m going to get completely rat-arsed.

When others fail, you've always got Meta GAF to drunk post in. If we're lucky you'll gift us a drunk thread or two

 

[Star-Lord]

When others fail, you've always got Meta GAF to drunk post in. If we're lucky you'll gift us a drunk thread or two

That may very well happen, given past experiences.

 

[haxan7]

That may very well happen, given past experiences.

If you poop yourself while drunk, let me know. I have some business opportunities available. Nothing too crazy, but you might be a little sore after.

 

[T8SC]

So I mentioned previously that I’d been talking to someone and we’d been getting quite close, and we were supposed to be going on a ‘retreat’ this weekend, but they’ve cancelled, and I’m more upset about this than I should be. So I’ve decided instead I’m going to get completely rat-arsed.

Did they know prior to cancelling that this weekend retreat would involve no sex, which most would consider compulsory?

Sounds like a "dirty weekender" to me .... but without the dirty part.

 

[plushyp]

 

[nush]

So I mentioned previously that I’d been talking to someone and we’d been getting quite close, and we were supposed to be going on a ‘retreat’ this weekend, but they’ve cancelled, and I’m more upset about this than I should be. So I’ve decided instead I’m going to get completely rat-arsed.

She probably didn't want to go anyway. Said yes just to get out of the situation and or hoping you'd forget. It's all too common behavior.

 

[T8SC]

She probably didn't want to go anyway. Said yes just to get out of the situation and or hoping you'd forget. It's all too common behavior.

His pants simply weren't fancy enough.

 

[*Nightwing]

Is….

Is this the best facial joke ever made nuanced behind an actual semi-hard felt PSA?:

(I get them occasionally every 6 months or so but usually on my face)

I stand both in awe and respect of your comedic glory my good sir! Well done!!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Books is for burning’, not learnin’.

 

[T8SC]

Books is for burning’, not learnin’.

 

[haxan7]

Books is for burning’, not learnin’.

yes

 

[Thaedolus]

…man I fuckin love Iron Maiden, even a B side with Adrian on lead vocals

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[haxan7]

That’s nice of her to help frosty tie his shoelaces like that

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Is nothing sacred? Sick fuckers lol
I think this happened in one of those jack frost horror movies. The evil snowman totally banged a girl with his carrot nose.

 

[Thaedolus]

"My jaw hurts"

 

[Star-Lord]

Well, back to working from home again on Monday. Yay.

 

[Richard Packer]

This happened in one of my Japanese Animes.

And we're the ones who are sick.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

36 hours in Chicago. 20 hours at home. Then time travel in the Pacific. Here’s hoping it goes smoothly and safely.

 

[plushyp]

 

[Barakov]

 

[nush]

Well, back to working from home again on Monday. Yay.

*Benny Hill theme*

 

[T8SC]

*Benny Hill theme*

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Why did I decide on the flight that arrives during rush hour?

I don’t get how people deal with this every day.

 

[T8SC]

Why did I decide on the flight that arrives during rush hour?

I don’t get how people deal with this every day.

 

[Star-Lord]

*Benny Hill theme*

The whole thing does seem like a joke. If people just acted responsibly, we wouldn’t be in the shit with this new Megatron strain or whatever it is.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My room got upgraded to a suite, which is nice but what am I meant to do with all this room? I should have brought my racing setup to play Forza.

 

[Tschumi]

My room got upgraded to a suite, which is nice but what am I meant to do with all this room? I should have brought my racing setup to play Forza.

I've a mate who streams it to his phone with the cloud thing?

 

[nush]

My room got upgraded to a suite, which is nice but what am I meant to do with all this room? I should have brought my racing setup to play Forza.

Hooker and blow party of course.

 

[Thaedolus]

Talked to me wife about an acoustic kit today. Shot that shit down immediately

So- got on my TD-17 instead, tried to do my Nicko impression. Lasted about 30 minutes, I'd like to git gud at Where Eagles Dare before I die:

 

[GeekyDad]

i just accidentally watched a whole man-on-man porn scene to completion. I'm a little worried it's gonna turn me gay now. What do you guys think?

How does one accidentally watch "a whole man-on-man porn scene to completion"? I'm thinkin' the dongs make an appearance pretty early on.

 

[Tschumi]

For the first time in my life I've seemingly developed something like a food intolerance... when i eat an entire giant bag of cheese doritos on top of another lunch, i unfailingly get a headache for the rest of the day.

....not gonna be a particularly hard trap to avoid methinks... i've only done it twice in like 6 months, when i had a nostalgia fit lol

 

[azertydu91]

So how's everyone doing today?