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Star-Lord

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I would say something about Packer not being able to resist touching tips with me, but he’d only accuse me of begging for attention.
 

Tschumi

Member
My girl bent over to wipe some spilt coffee off the floor last night, a million Japanese porn scenarios flew through my mind and i spilt my drink all down my front.
Then i did my duty, sopping wet top and all.

The moral of this story is that Japanese porn is essential training.

Just Do It Running GIF by Rocky


.. Is that too hetero for this bish?
 
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nush

Gold Member
My girl bent over to wipe some spilt coffee off the floor last night, a million Japanese porn scenarios flew through my mind and i spilt my drink all down my front.
Then i did my duty, sopping wet top and all.

The moral of this story is that Japanese porn is essential training.

Just Do It Running GIF by Rocky


.. Is that too hetero for this bish?

Back in the day, Chinese girlfriend asks if you've got any porn. Open porn DVD drawer and put porn on TV. There's no Chinese porn so it's all Japanese. She starts getting horny and acting out on me what's happening on screen, I realize this and take the opportunity to change the disc to something more of my personal liking. Ohhh yeah baby.

Can confirm Japanese porn is essential training. :messenger_fistbump:
 

Tschumi

Member
Back in the day, Chinese girlfriend asks if you've got any porn. Open porn DVD drawer and put porn on TV. There's no Chinese porn so it's all Japanese. She starts getting horny and acting out on me what's happening on screen, I realize this and take the opportunity to change the disc to something more of my personal liking. Ohhh yeah baby.

Can confirm Japanese porn is essential training. :messenger_fistbump:
Kind of disturbed by how predator sonnovabich arms are both right handed
 

Peggies

Gold Member
I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". What started as a joke has become cruel reality. People use it unsarcastically false and no one seems to stop them :messenger_face_screaming: .

Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."

I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.

Vince Vaughn GIF
 

Tschumi

Member
I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". What started as a joke has become cruel reality. People use it unsarcastically false and no one seems to stop them :messenger_face_screaming: .

Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."

I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.

Vince Vaughn GIF
....See for me that's what that actor still looks like but he probably looks like the next thing to Patrick Stewart these days...

I enjoy the mental image that awful sentence made. Splat.



I searched a looong few minutes to find a gif of that moment lol
 

Star-Lord

Gold Member
I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". What started as a joke has become cruel reality. People use it unsarcastically false and no one seems to stop them :messenger_face_screaming: .

Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."

I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.
I literally feel your pain.
 

Prison Mike

Member
I'm shocked as to how far we've come with the wrong use of "literally". What started as a joke has become cruel reality. People use it unsarcastically false and no one seems to stop them :messenger_face_screaming: .

Today I read this in an article:"Anya Taylor-Joy has literally been catapulted to A+++ list levels of fame..."

I mean come on, that's ridiculous. That would mean she's actually been put in a catapult and smashed on the red carpet.

Vince Vaughn GIF
Parks And Recreation GIF
 
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