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[haxan7]

 

[p_xavier]

Omg so jealous right now!

She's the one who bought me the big collector's edition dildo. She was my boss for a couple of years, that's how I met her.

 

[Zeroing]

She's the one who bought me the big collector's edition dildo. She was my boss for a couple of years, that's how I met her.

Double Jealous. So you need change your way of viewing things, you might have few friends but they are really good. Who cares about that stupid basketball guy... F. him

 

[badblue]

 

[Zeroing]

Who? Also can I watch?

 

[Richard Packer]

Same one I use!

 

[Peggies]

Holy shit! How cool is that?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Learn to Git Gud all on your own.

Babby's first double kill.

 

[badblue]

And this guy is here playing Elden Ring with bananas

 

[haxan7]

This horniness is rough. I haven't gotten laid since May 5th.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This horniness is rough. I haven't gotten laid since May 5th.

Tinder?

 

[haxan7]

Tinder?

I have been on it a bit but not having much luck. My attitude isn't great right now either. I don't want to deal with anyone. I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.

 

[badblue]

This horniness is rough. I haven't gotten laid since May 5th.

Here me out.... spend $15,000 on a hyper realistic dog costume....

 

[Richard Packer]

I have been on it a bit but not having much luck. My attitude isn't great right now either. I don't want to deal with anyone. I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.

Stop trying to fuck and start trying to live.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Crazy Oilers/Flames game being played now. Late in the second period, it's 4-4. The teams just scored 4 of those goals in about a minute. Two each.

 

[badblue]

Crazy Oilers/Flames game being played now. Late in the second period, it's 4-4. The teams just scored 4 of those goals in about a minute. Two each.

Living in Alberta right now and this series is basically the biggest local news.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Living in Alberta right now and this series is basically the biggest local news.

I'm a loser Leafs fan, but when the series was set to play each other I knew this would be the best series in the playoffs. Love it. And I'm not even an OIlers/Flamers fan in any way.

 

[badblue]

I'm not even an OIlers/Flamers fan in any way.

I just want to see if the riots are comparable to the one Vancouver had when the Canucks lost.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I just want to see if the riots are comparable to the one Vancouver had when the Canucks lost.

That's west coast Vancouver people for ya. Two riots and when Canada played Russia in the Summit Series the fans booed Team Canada after a loss where Espo even had to do a post game speech about it. The city never wins anything (NHL and god awful Grizzlies) except Grey Cups here and there and the sports fans there act like entitled champions.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Hoo boy. Oilers advance. Flames got ripped off a good goal. They should had won.

 

[nush]

This horniness is rough. I haven't gotten laid since May 5th.

Pay to win.

 

[badblue]

Hoo boy. Oilers advance.

So that's that noise I hear outside.

^ Literal first gif that showed up for me when I went to shitpost a gif.

Oh god.... if they get to the finals I'm going to have to hear about that BS everywhere...

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Avs/TB finals. There is no way Mike Smith is going to continue holding the fort. He's done better than I thought, but has had awesome scoring support and first round was against low scoring Kings. If Avs advance to play Oilers, I dont see him doing so well.

 

[Zeroing]

This horniness is rough. I haven't gotten laid since May 5th.

I am willing to go gay for pay! I do not swallow.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Peggies]

I am willing to go gay for pay! I do not swallow.

 

[Peggies]

I have been on it a bit but not having much luck. My attitude isn't great right now either. I don't want to deal with anyone. I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.

That breaks my heart . Don't be sad little Haxan7. Just find a girl who loves Trump as much as you do and isn't high maintenance. And you should get a dog.
Yes, go get a puppy and share lots of pictures with us!

 

[Zeroing]

 

[badblue]

I am willing to go gay for pay! I do not swallow.

You will if there is enough.

 

[Zeroing]

You will if there is enough.

Nah

 

[Peggies]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That breaks my heart . Don't be sad little Haxan7. Just find a girl who loves Trump as much as you do and isn't high maintenance. And you should get a dog.
Yes, go get a puppy and share lots of pictures with us!

But please don’t use it to get over this dry spell.

 

[p_xavier]

I am willing to go gay for pay! I do not swallow.

I do it for free and swallowing is the best part. Jizzus.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I hate waking up for an early flight but getting home right at lunch time will be so nice. I might even nap.

 

[nush]

Jizzus.

Don't Google that.

 

[p_xavier]

Don't Google that.

Fucking jesus christ, is lots worse.

 

[Zeroing]

Is that a yes?

 

[Zeroing]

I do it for free and swallowing is the best part.

I only swallow it when I like the guy! Call me a romantic!

 

[Peggies]

I only swallow it when I like the guy! Call me a romantic!

I don't get it. What do you do with it? Spitting it out is really rude, you know?

 

[Richard Packer]

I don't get it. What do you do with it? Spitting it out is really rude, you know?

 

[Peggies]

 

[Richard Packer]

That's disgusting.

 

[Zeroing]

I don't get it. What do you do with it? Spitting it out is really rude, you know?

I spit it out, “he says you suck it like a true man”. I say you didn’t ruined my throat 4/10

That’s what real men do when having man to man action! Rude stuff!

I consider myself lucky I don’t get hit with it on my eyes!

 

[Zeroing]

That's disgusting.

Swallowing? I agree if I want to swallow nasty stuff I might as well made a smoothie of pineapple pizza!!!

 

[haxan7]

 

[Richard Packer]

Swallowing? I agree if I want to swallow nasty stuff I might as well made a smoothie of pineapple pizza!!!

0/10

This guy is lame as fuck.

 

[badblue]

Swallowing? I agree if I want to swallow nasty stuff I might as well made a smoothie of pineapple pizza!!!

Pineapple pizza is delicious.

 

[p_xavier]

 

[Zeroing]

0/10

This guy is lame as fuck.

Thank you for your opinion! I’m so glad I “asked it”.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Somehow this thread continues to snowball into deeper depravity.

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