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[Thaedolus]

It wasn't until you made it one.

I told one my friends, whom I refer to as “Big D,” I thought I had chiggers once and the “what the FUCK?” I got before I emphasized the CH CH was pretty epic.

They fuckin itch man wear your bug spray if you’re in Missouri

 

[Maiden Voyage]

if you’re in Missouri

I try to avoid misery whenever possible.

 

[Thaedolus]

I try to avoid misery whenever possible.

That’s what my dad always called it growing up, for various reasons.

KC bbq and Fred n Red’s in Joplin are pretty amazing tho

 

[Star-Lord]

I plan to visit Missouri when I do my road trip across America.

 

[Thaedolus]

Homeless guy yells at me driving with my windows down: hey that song is from Mega Man 3!

Me: hell yeah it is!

Dude: fuckin rock on man!!

See working downtown is kinda fun sometimes

Specifically this version of Weapon Get:

 

[DragoonKain]

I actually just realized I only do this with my black friends, because they do it back to me (I’m white)…is it mostly a race thing?

I don't know, I don't do it with any race in particular.

 

[Rentahamster]

Your new user brings back memories of school.

I don't know if I'm triggered or turned on.

Easy way to check. What was the status of your boner at the time?

 

[Zeroing]

I'm back! What have I missed? What is the latest drama on neogaf?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Man this wind can sure fuck the hell right off.

 

[Zeroing]

Man this wind can sure fuck the hell right off.

We also had strong wind here, not good for my allergies. The seasons on the island ceased to exist, one day is autumn next day is summer etc... we are doomed.

 

[p_xavier]

Which cookies Amazon?

 

[p_xavier]

We also had strong wind here, not good for my allergies. The seasons on the island ceased to exist, one day is autumn next day is summer etc... we are doomed.

Drama bitch, just get your sinus burnt, will
get rid of the issue.

 

[Zeroing]

Drama bitch, just get your sinus burnt, will
get rid of the issue.

It is my eyes not my nose.

 

[p_xavier]

It is my eyes not my nose.

I'm blind from getting my eyes burnt, so don't know the source.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Random soapbox pitch...GAF Gold members should have faster posting privileges. Waiting 60 seconds between posts just slows your GAF day down.

 

[haxan7]

I'm back! What have I missed? What is the latest drama on neogaf?

I turned into a full blown homosexual after I turned down the wrong street and walked through a bunch of guys swinging their dicks around

 

[haxan7]

I started a new job and I've been working since 9AM (12 hours). I feel like they are testing me.

 

[p_xavier]

I started a new job and I've been working since 9AM (12 hours). I feel like they are testing me.

Why in this World you would be tested. I mean, you can make 900$ an hour by stealing a store in San Francisco.

 

[haxan7]

Why in this World you would be tested. I mean, you can make 900$ an hour by stealing a store in San Francisco.

i'd never get away with it. i'm white

 

[p_xavier]

i'd never get away with it. i'm white

I laughed then wanted to give shelter.

 

[badblue]

i'd never get away with it. i'm white

 

[Barakov]

 

[Star-Lord]

Easy way to check. What was the status of your boner at the time?

You could pitch a tent.

 

[p_xavier]

You could pitch a tent.

Only camping that's enjoyable.

 

[Star-Lord]

Only camping that's enjoyable.

Join me, won't you? We'll do some roasting over the campfire.

 

[nush]

Join me, won't you? We'll do some roasting over the campfire.

 

[p_xavier]

Join me, won't you? We'll do some roasting over the campfire.

As long as its spit-roasting,

 

[Star-Lord]

As long as its spit-roasting,

It's the only roast I'm interested in.

 

[Zeroing]

I turned into a full blown homosexual after I turned down the wrong street and walked through a bunch of guys swinging their dicks around

Did you got your membership card?

 

[haxan7]

Did you got your membership card?

yes but those darn gays fucked it up. This came in the mail earlier:

 

[badblue]

yes but those darn gays fucked it up. This came in the mail earlier:

Like the card says, "Don't let labels limit you". You go out there and be the best lesbian you can be.

 

[Zeroing]

yes but those darn gays fucked it up. This came in the mail earlier:

You don’t fool me! That’s a forgery! The real one has glitter one it!

 

[p_xavier]

yes but those darn gays fucked it up. This came in the mail earlier:

Congrats! I got my lesbian card too.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Congrats! I got my lesbian card too.

How's prison?

 

[p_xavier]

How's prison?

I'm being accused of rape when i just wanted to show that women with penises can't make babies when on low testosterone. All transphobia from the womxn!

 

[badblue]

Congrats! I got my lesbian card too.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

teezzy yo bro u still lookin for a girl? Are you near Detroit?

 

[p_xavier]

teezzy yo bro u still lookin for a girl? Are you near Detroit?

Can't wait for the sequel to Requiem For A Dream.

 

[teezzy]

Maiden Voyage

you get your balls chopped off yet?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Maiden Voyage

you get your balls chopped off yet?

Do you want to borrow them?

 

[teezzy]

Do you want to borrow them?

No

 

[Maiden Voyage]

No

Going to borrow your dates?

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[teezzy]

Going to borrow your dates?

Dates? I hear yours are the size of raisins

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Dates? I hear yours are the size of raisins

Puns aren’t your strength.

 

[teezzy]

Puns aren’t your strength.

Lol okay raisin balls

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Lol okay raisin balls

Rising Balls would be a pretty cool Native American name.

 

[teezzy]

Rising Balls would be a pretty cool Native American name.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[teezzy]

They're not wrong