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Sidney Prescott
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Hey GAF! 
It's been a while, I hope you guys are doing great!
Just been busy with work and life myself, but I recently built my own Gaming PC so that felt satisfying after all these years. Feels nice to not have to search for lower spec games all the time with an older machine.
It really is such a nice alternative as somebody who's primarily always been a console gamer. Starting to get the hang of using the mouse and keyboard too.
It's been a while, I hope you guys are doing great!Just been busy with work and life myself, but I recently built my own Gaming PC so that felt satisfying after all these years. Feels nice to not have to search for lower spec games all the time with an older machine.
It really is such a nice alternative as somebody who's primarily always been a console gamer. Starting to get the hang of using the mouse and keyboard too.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Hey GAF!
Just been busy with work and life myself, but I recently built my own Gaming PC so that felt satisfying after all these years. Feels nice to not have to search for lower spec games all the time with an older machine.
It really is such a nice alternative as somebody who's primarily always been a console gamer. Starting to get the hang of using the mouse and keyboard too.
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
3 sprigs of alfalfa and a thicc eggplant
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I prefer to use the word, Aubergine. 
It sounds more dignified than eggplant, lol
It sounds more dignified than eggplant, lol
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Whoa!
Is this you?
That's Josephine the Eggplant Licker
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I prefer to use the word, Aubergine.
It sounds more dignified than eggplant, lol
Excuse me, 3 sprigs of alfalfa and a thicc veiny purple aubergine
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Has she been on vacation? I haven't seen her the last time I visited.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Richard Packer
Member
Greatest nights of my life.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
)
Richard Packer
Member
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Wash. Your. Ass.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Necrophilia costs extra home slice.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Today, I learned having sex with dead bodies was a thing and even has a word for it.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Today, I learned having sex with dead bodies was a thing and even has a word for it.
And I don't even care how she died
But I like it better
If she smells of formaldehyde
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
nikolino840
Member
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
What is that all about?
Edit: Google his name and those websites and all will be revealed.
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
We've got to be up to what, 10 splinter forums at this point?
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
And who the fuck names their offspring Florian? Lol
Hudo
Member
I bet he also went with "I am gonna tell your parents" in his school days (and rightfully got beaten up).
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
This is the only King Robert I know of, the great Bobby B
Thaedolus
Member
This is the only King Robert I know of, the great Bobby B
Peggies
Gold Member
So, that first day at work wasn't particularly nice. That girl who did my job while I was gone, was giving me attitude and kept checking her phone while I had my super motivating pep talk.
It was really awkward. I came in like:
But they were more like:
Now I'm sad
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Ungrateful co-workers, eh?So, that first day at work wasn't particularly nice. That girl who did my job while I was gone, was giving me attitude and kept checking her phone while I had my super motivating pep talk.
It was really awkward. I came in like:
But they were more like:
Now I'm sad
Just tell me where, and I'll steal all of their lunches!
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Peggies
Gold Member
Haha I'd like that. Steal them all their couscous and quinoa salads and organic seaweed smoothies. Make them eat short chained carbohydrates!
Richard Packer
Member
Walk around with a coffee cup. At all times. Show your dominance.So, that first day at work wasn't particularly nice. That girl who did my job while I was gone, was giving me attitude and kept checking her phone while I had my super motivating pep talk.
It was really awkward. I came in like:
But they were more like:
Now I'm sad
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Peggies
Gold Member
You know what? You're right! That's what happens when you have children. You get soft. You get weak. You stop throwing stuff at people!
And that's when they get to you.
But just like Simba I will fight my way back to my rightful throne!
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Dontkidyourselfjimmy
Member
Tomorrow is going to be a big day.
Back to work after two years and it's September 1st. Off you go smelly ass August, welcome Pumpkin Spice September!
Thaedolus
Member
"Costco opened up early so I was checked out 2 minutes after opening, it's probably too tacky to order a hot dog already. FML."
Things
Maiden Voyage
has never said
Maiden Voyage
has never said
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I am a hotdog receptacle open 24/7/365"Costco opened up early so I was checked out 2 minutes after opening, it's probably too tacky to order a hot dog already. FML."
Things
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I am hiring!
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Did @nightmare-slain kill another gaffer?
Thaedolus
Member
Folks I turned an easy DIY fix the shower knob project into a plumbing emergency. Fuck yeah!
The knob that was broken I fixed just fine, easy peasy. Then I got cocky and thought…may as well replace the other one while I’m at it that first one was so easy-OH GOD TURN THE WATER BACK OFF
Welp.
The knob that was broken I fixed just fine, easy peasy. Then I got cocky and thought…may as well replace the other one while I’m at it that first one was so easy-OH GOD TURN THE WATER BACK OFF
Welp.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
You didn't know how to turn off the water pressure?
Richard Packer
Member
Thaedolus
Member
Yes I knew how to turn off the water pressure. Like I said, side one went fine, side two…
yeah you’re right…
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Is that supposed to be analogous to his penis or his asshole?
This is important.
This is important.
Peggies
Gold Member
I think his penis. No?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
#teamasshole
Peggies
Gold Member
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