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Need a way to keep my nipples permanently erect

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DoomGyver

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idahoblue said:
Is this what you mean?

http://www.gynecomnastia.info/

male-breast-reduction.jpg


Meh, don't see the big deal.
My old roommate had nipples like that, I always called him "nips" :lol
 

Replicant

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WickedAngel said:
The big deal is a bit more obvious on the left side of the pic than the right. It's not just the nipple; his peck has a soft slope on the bottom like a woman's breast would have.

It's not something that he could fix without surgery.

Yeah, I assume that pic is a before and after surgery?
 
krypt0nian said:
Greedy bitch.
:lol

They actually do not look like real nipples at all. They just look like two big moles, 2-3 inches under my actual nipples. They are symmetrical so I finally figured out I'm a freak.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
BitchTits said:
Nipples come in all shapes and sizes, you're worrying about a triviality.
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:lol
 

Odrion

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tekumseh said:
Turn your safe search off, then look for pictures of Traci Lords...you're welcome....

EDIT: ARRRGH, beaten....:lol
and then realize that you now have child porn in your registry
 

Fersis

It is illegal to Tag Fish in Tag Fishing Sanctuaries by law 38.36 of the GAF Wildlife Act
gynecomastia? It has a name and all? Wow
I should get surgery then.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Careful now. Gynecomastia is much more than just oversized nipples: is the accumulation of fat in a way that resembles women's breasts even with your nipples fully erect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

I also have a terrible case of puffies (definitely not awesome if you are a man), and my bitch tits dissapear once my nipples are excited. Welcome to the club.
 
idahoblue said:
Is this what you mean?

http://www.gynecomnastia.info/

male-breast-reduction.jpg


Meh, don't see the big deal.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

from the link:


Benefits of natural male breast reduction
You'll be rid of the mental anguish & discomfort of a larger than normal chest, your body will look better proportioned, and clothes will fit you better. it may be four-six months before your breasts settle into their new shape, which is why it is recommended that you use Alexia Male Breast Reduction Pills for the full suggested six month term. Even then, their shape may fluctuate in response to your hormonal shifts, weight changes, and pregnancy.


WAT :lol :lol :lol
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Manmademan said:
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

from the link:


Benefits of natural male breast reduction
You'll be rid of the mental anguish & discomfort of a larger than normal chest, your body will look better proportioned, and clothes will fit you better. it may be four-six months before your breasts settle into their new shape, which is why it is recommended that you use Alexia Male Breast Reduction Pills for the full suggested six month term. Even then, their shape may fluctuate in response to your hormonal shifts, weight changes, and pregnancy.


WAT :lol :lol :lol
I'm convinced. Gotta find my CC now...
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Funky Papa said:
Careful now. Gynecomastia is much more than just oversized nipples: is the accumulation of fat in a way that resembles women's breasts even with your nipples fully erect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

I also have a terrible case of puffies (definitely not awesome if you are a man), and my bitch tits dissapear once my nipples are excited. Welcome to the club.
actually that's wrong. gynecomastia is literally breast tissue, not fat.
 

JimmyV

Banned
wait so your solution to "puffy nipples" is to keep them constantly hard. Yeah, that wont be weird at all wearing a tight shirt.....
 

PantherLotus

Professional Schmuck
1. Wear a white undershirt underneath everything. You should be anyway. This will help smooth the nipple region as well as prolong the life of every shirt you own. It also helps you smell better.

2. At some point you'll have to accept who you are. Cool guys don't give a fuck if they have puffy nipples. Focus on things you can control, like your breath, hair, clothes, job, and diction. Women love guys who are confident but not cocky, who know they're flawed but don't care. Don't obsess over things like this.
 

newsguy

Member
Not sure if this has been said but if you're overweight that amplifies it. It have it in a minor form, but I'm in better shape and they look fine now. Alot of times it's simply fat.
 

Zylander

Member
What, no requests for pics? :lol

Hit the gym (naturally) lose weight if you are overweight. Get your hormone levels checked out to rule out any problems there.

If after a couple of years you are still self-conscious, reconsider surgery.
 

deadbeef

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PantherLotus said:
1. Wear a white undershirt underneath everything. You should be anyway. This will help smooth the nipple region as well as prolong the life of every shirt you own. It also helps you smell better.

2. At some point you'll have to accept who you are. Cool guys don't give a fuck if they have puffy nipples. Focus on things you can control, like your breath, hair, clothes, job, and diction. Women love guys who are confident but not cocky, who know they're flawed but don't care. Don't obsess over things like this.

You have good posts.
 
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