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Tesseract

Banned
Do you also like getting pegged and swallowing your own nut?
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Do you also like getting pegged and swallowing your own nut?

I never got why you guys jump to dry humping masculinity all of the time.

So she's not a blonde haired blue eyed southern bell, so she wants a strap on all of a sudden? Chicks like her may be the biggest subs, and want you to choke, smack them with paddles, and restrain them with ropes. You never know.

Anyway she has nice boobs and a nice face so she checks out. If you wouldn't hit you're probably gay.
 
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brap

Banned
Chicks like her may be the biggest subs, and want you to choke, smack them with paddles, and restrain them with ropes. You never know.
Can't handle a normal or strong woman? You need some skank with daddy issues?

Anyway she has nice boobs and a nice face so she checks out. If you wouldn't hit you're probably gay.
I'm gay for not liking ugly women? Alright. Sorry I'm not some thirsty incel that only cares about a womans big saggy droopy tits. But I guess guys like you take what you can get.
 
Can't handle a normal or strong woman? You need some skank with daddy issues?

Being submissive in bed is having daddy issues? That's antithesis to strong women? Normal women? Have you ever had sex with more than one woman?

Dominant in the streets submissive in the sheets. Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets?

Do you think that these are fairytales or something???

I'm gay for not liking ugly women? Alright. Sorry I'm not some thirsty incel that only cares about a womans big saggy droopy tits. But I guess guys like you take what you can get.

You may as well be. You saw a tattoo went to level 10 judgmental. Is she tainted, impure because she has some ink? Her tits are fine.
 
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brap

Banned
Being submissive in bed is having daddy issues?
Huge difference being submissive and being OH PLEASE BEAT ME AND LOVE ME LIKE MY DADDY USED TO
I'm a sub but I'm not a huge retard.

Dominant in the streets submissive in the sheets. Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets?

Do you think that these are fairytales or something???
You really sound like some virgin who watches too much Skinemax. Just because a woman might wanna smell your balls and eat your ass doesn't mean she wants to be beat up and tied up. You sound like you have problems with women.

Have you ever had sex with more than one woman?
Have you even had sex with one or do you just watch too much porn?

You may as well be. You saw a tattoo went to level 10 judgmental. Is she tainted, impure because she has some ink? Her tits are fine.
You were the one saying she was into whips and shit. Not me. And you can like her tits all you want but they're still saggy granny tits.
 
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Foamy

Unconfirmed Member
nah bro you got it all wrong 💪

i'm looking for other cool bros to hang out at my party mansion

nothing sexual

That's what they all say. Then you wake up the next morning in a ditch on the side of the highway with a roofie hangover and a perforated rectum.

Or so I've heard.
 
Huge difference being submissive and being OH PLEASE BEAT ME AND LOVE ME LIKE MY DADDY USED TO
I'm a sub but I'm not a huge retard.


You really sound like some virgin who watches too much Skinemax. Just because a woman might wanna smell your balls and eat your ass doesn't mean she wants to be beat up and tied up. You sound like you have problems with women.


Have you even had sex with one or do you just watch too much porn?


You were the one saying she was into whips and shit. Not me. And you can like her tits all you want but they're still saggy granny tits.

So far you have misunderstood 100% of everything that I have said, and you're still making baseless assumptions, so I'll leave it at that.
 

V2Tommy

Member
Was Helen of Troy fatted or tatted?
Speaking in pure physiology, larger women with exaggerated curves and proportions are hyperfeminine and subconsciously attractive. Tattooed women are just attention-seeking and irresponsible toward their future tastes.
 

Tesseract

Banned
Speaking in pure physiology, larger women with exaggerated curves and proportions are hyperfeminine and subconsciously attractive. Tattooed women are just attention-seeking and irresponsible toward their future tastes.

yer just making shit up in that second sentence
 
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