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[TheDreadBaron]

Also, can I just say, so much fuss is made about penis length. It’s all length, length, length. In this laser-focused obsession with length, have we all forgotten about girth?

Chodes of the world unite!

 

[Toots]

I remember when I had a small penis. It was during my first year of Cub Scouts.

We're talking about yours, not those you have inside of you.

 

[drganon]

 

[Bo_Hazem]

Honestly though it seems like things that only impact men are the last things it's "ok" to body shame on, how many times do we see and hear small dick energy etc, wives telling their husbands point blank they're fat, short/bald shaming, or even girls rejecting and ridiculing guys based on if they were cut or whole, I've never heard of a guy reject a girl for having meat curtains though.

Yet simultaneously they'll split their brains and also believe most of this comes from men and women don't do it, while in the middle of doing it.

On a serious note, having a larger than average unit can limit your sex style to missionary and cowgirl, especially if it's stiff as fuck and can't twist downwards. Prone would be 1-3min max before she starts feeling it on fire, and doggy is extremely hard and you feel like you gonna split it open. Hitting the cervix is also pretty painful shit so all of these things can hinder your overall experience, lol. Also time limit can be around 5-15min, more than that could put the pussy out of service for 2-4 days even with being slow and having it lubed. And that's after giving birth to a baby as it was a nightmare before that.

People are different, so not all women are into large or stiff units. It could be a blessing or a curse depending on your significant other.

 

[DEAD ORIGINAL]

Best advice from me would laugh it off and accept fate.

I got twisted knees, which makes me walk like a crooked person.

In order to fix that, I have to do a coin flip on whether to walk like normal if surgery is successful, or walk in a wheelchair if the surgery fails, since the surgery is 50/50.

There is nothing I can do about it, and it makes people look at me with weird eyes if I show my legs. I can't do any normal activities like playing or a lot. Fate is just shit sometimes.

Just buy a penguin costume be mascot for a team you could make a fortune

 

[RJMacready73]

Nah, not even that. Just no debt and doesn't make idiotic financial decisions. I know a coworker who makes only about 25,000 a year. Dude is 400 lbs and is married to a 10/10 with 4 kids. He just never made stupid decisions in finances and has been debt free most of his life. Only time he took on debt was when he got married, which he managed to get paid off in a few years.

your idea of a 10/10 is probably vastly different to my idea of a 10/10 tbh

 

[Bragr]

This article is secretly about scalpers and people who emulate/pirate on the Steam Deck.

 

[F0rneus]

Also, can I just say, so much fuss is made about penis length. It’s all length, length, length. In this laser-focused obsession with length, have we all forgotten about girth?

Chodes of the world unite!

Too much overshare bruh.

Also lol at micropeens. No offense.

 

[mitch1971]

Clicks for dicks.

 

[TheDreadBaron]

On a serious note, having a larger than average unit can limit your sex style to missionary and cowgirl, especially if it's stiff as fuck and can't twist downwards. Prone would be 1-3min max before she starts feeling it on fire, and doggy is extremely hard and you feel like you gonna split it open. Hitting the cervix is also pretty painful shit so all of these things can hinder your overall experience, lol. Also time limit can be around 5-15min, more than that could put the pussy out of service for 2-4 days even with being slow and having it lubed. And that's after giving birth to a baby as it was a nightmare before that.

People are different, so not all women are into large or stiff units. It could be a blessing or a curse depending on your significant other.

Someone’s hung like a horse, humble brag?

 

[Bo_Hazem]

Someone’s hung like a horse, humble brag?

Not really, lol. More of what's considered "ideal" for mostly girls with too much body count isn't really ideal for virgins/low body count girls usually. But people tend to glorify it too much. When you tend to go to more "honest" surveys you see that most women tend to prefer average to slightly above average. But 3.75" is just pushing your luck too much.

 

[Batiman]

I'd rather have a micropenis than a penis that doesn't work.

For real. I have a lot of co workers in their early 40s that are starting to have that problem. It really fucks with their head. Luckily I still get hard as easily as I did in my high school days

 

[Bo_Hazem]

For real. I have a lot of co workers in their early 40s that are starting to have that problem. It really fucks with their head. Luckily I still get hard as easily as I did in my high school days

Another reason to avoid smoking, alcohol, and other bad habits that degrade your body faster than it should be.

 

[Beastclaw Raider]

For real. I have a lot of co workers in their early 40s that are starting to have that problem. It really fucks with their head. Luckily I still get hard as easily as I did in my high school days

Another reason to avoid smoking, alcohol, and other bad habits that degrade your body faster than it should be.

Yeah, one thing is blood pressure. Do everything you can to have a nice blood pressure, if you get on them pills, bad news.

 

[Slicker than your average]

The chad of the small penis world.

 

[Paltheos]

Rather long article for such a small unit.

Ngl I feel like you made this topic just so that you can make this post.

 

[Dr. Claus]

There are deranged women everywhere, that doesn’t make it a rule. A 10/10 has equally a large pool of old rich men trying to make her a trophy wife, she will (logically) pick one from the top, not bottom.

"Deranged". Seek help, mate. Maybe read less red pill subreddits.

your idea of a 10/10 is probably vastly different to my idea of a 10/10 tbh

Oh my personal 10/10 would probably not be anyone's. I am going by what is conventionally attractive to most men, not my personal attraction. The Boob/Butt thread that used to reside here is what I am mostly considering the average Gaffer's 10/10.

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

Shit, if the internet has taught me one thing it's that there's absolutely, positively a fetish specifically for this out there. Time to do some googling, micro-broz.

 

[Toons]

Yours shrank down to the gaf mandated 12 inches?!? Shoot, what were you packing before?

Wait my email had a decimal in-between those two numbers.... EvilLore must be behind this

 

[haxan7]

I usually just let them find out the normal way

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

I usually just let them find out the normal way

Unsolicited micro-dick pic?

I feel that, brotholomew

 

[haxan7]

Unsolicited micro-dick pic?

I feel that, brotholomew

after they take it out

 

[Days like these...]

I'm only 4" but the circumference of a coke can so...

 

[22:22:22]

I'm only 4" but the circumference of a coke can so...

So no anal on a one night stand

 

[skneogaf]

I feel bad for any dude with this issue, especially since there a perfectly find normal sized being mutilated into a mangina from the members of era!

 

[Days like these...]

So no anal on a one night stand

OK I lied I'm the circumference of a pencil but 9 inches

 

[Esca]

I usually say I'm hung like a squirrel so that when she really sees it is a huge surprise and big smile
Win win

 

[GymWolf]

I usually say I'm hung like a squirrel so that when she really sees it is a huge surprise and big smile
Win win

Lowering and subverting the expectations, that's from the rian johnson school of flirting.

 

[German Hops]

I'd say whatever works for him, so be it.

 

[Days like these...]

I say I have a boy clit to give them an idea of the size

 

[German Hops]

I say I have a boy clit to give them an idea of the size

I can see now why you went trans..

 

[Days like these...]

I can see now why you went trans..

My facade of manly virility is just that