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[kunonabi]

I once got matched up with a girl that sacrificed chickens in her closet. Hannah can call me anytime.

 

[Kilau]

I once got matched up with a girl that sacrificed chickens in her closet. Hannah can call me anytime.

Cock torture…

 

[German Hops]

I once got matched up with a girl that sacrificed chickens in her closet.

You dated a fat girl, I presume?

 

[GeekyDad]

Cock torture…

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[kunonabi]

You dated a fat girl, I presume?

Not yet. This was just on her dating profile. She made jewelry out of the bones or something.

 

[Kilau]

Did he died??

 

[Sidney Prescott]

 

[dcll]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[Ionian]

Seriously snotted myself, no lie.

I'd say my family will block me for sharing it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Irobot82]

Nothing about that is funny. Just sad.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Nothing about that is funny. Just sad.

We was just here for the laughs.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

 

[dcll]

 

[Sidney Prescott]

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Old, but classic to me.

 

[Facism]

 

[Con-Z-epT]

 

[dcll]

 

[GeekyDad]

...

 

[T8SC]

 

[BadBurger]

Brexit

 

[dcll]

 

[Sidney Prescott]

 

[Con-Z-epT]

The uncle of my girlfriend is a butcher and recently he changed his profile pic for social media to this...

I had a good laugh and afterwards i googled Peppa Pig real when this appeared...

Now i have nightmares!

 

[German Hops]

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[Sidney Prescott]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Con-Z-epT]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[haxan7]

Hey guys do you think I should dip my penis in here

 

[Burning Blade]

Hey guys do you think I should dip my penis in here

That seems perfectly hygienic.

 

[haxan7]

That seems perfectly hygienic.

That’s not high on my priority list

 

[YoshiMadness]

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[22•22]

Smoked salmon, yummy

 

[Con-Z-epT]

 

[John Marston]

 

[pesaddict]

heeeeeres JOHNNY !!

 

[dcll]

 

[celsowmbr]

 

[mortal]

 

[GeekyDad]

...

Not funny. If I came across that cocksucker talking to that kid like that, I'd fucking topple his piece of shit ass.

 

[haxan7]

I fapped to her