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poodaddy

Member
Dude that can hurt so fucking bad. Ever bent your shit shoving it back in? It's fucking nightmarish! I once had my wife fuckin crush my guy when she was riding reverse cowgirl and she got up a lil too high, my dude slipped out and she came down and bent my guy hard.

I don't mind telling you, the session was over and I was trying to hold back tears. Not my finest moment lads, not at all.
 

Maiden Voyage

Gold™ Member
I was expecting Eva Longoria at first. Still seems like a nice catch, even if it's not her.

Dude that can hurt so fucking bad. Ever bent your shit shoving it back in? It's fucking nightmarish! I once had my wife fuckin crush my guy when she was riding reverse cowgirl and she got up a lil too high, my dude slipped out and she came down and bent my guy hard.

I don't mind telling you, the session was over and I was trying to hold back tears. Not my finest moment lads, not at all.
 

Trunx81

Member
Dude that can hurt so fucking bad. Ever bent your shit shoving it back in? It's fucking nightmarish! I once had my wife fuckin crush my guy when she was riding reverse cowgirl and she got up a lil too high, my dude slipped out and she came down and bent my guy hard.

I don't mind telling you, the session was over and I was trying to hold back tears. Not my finest moment lads, not at all.
Did you know that you can break it as well? Don’t go to Wikipedia and read about Penile Fracture.

(Although the shark looks more like “TFW you already nutted but she said that you should keep on going”)
 

poodaddy

Member
Did you know that you can break it as well? Don’t go to Wikipedia and read about Penile Fracture.

(Although the shark looks more like “TFW you already nutted but she said that you should keep on going”)
Jesus. I thought it was just a muscle, I figured it can tear but I didn't know it could fracture. Terrifying stuff. It's weird how one of the most blissful activities can lead to so much pain.
 
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