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Samus smokes, doesn't she?

justiceiro

Marlboro: Other M
I mean, think about it. She is alone, in a spaceship, making who knows how long deep space travels, without too much to live for neither anyone waiting for her at home, or at least, someone she cares about.

Hell, the humans from the military in starcraft smokes, why wouldn't she? Of course, Nintendo will never confirm, but why do you think you never see what Samus do inside her ship? It would be a fire hazard for sure, but I don't think someone risking her life in exoplanetas every now and then are too worried about it.

I can see it. Let me even paint the picture: so, every now and then, she sits down on her bridge chair, lights one cigarette up, and contemplates the stars, just chilling. You just chilling, my girl.

So, can someone make a fanart with these elements? I think would look really cool.

P.S.: Plus, that's how she's able to fit the morph ball.
 

LordOfChaos

Member
She prefers edibles

 

Barakov

Gold Member
I mean, think about it. She is alone, in a spaceship, making who knows how long deep space travels, without too much to live for neither anyone waiting for her at home, or at least, someone she cares about.

Hell, the humans from the military in starcraft smokes, why wouldn't she? Of course, Nintendo will never confirm, but why do you think you never see what Samus do inside her ship? It would be a fire hazard for sure, but I don't think someone risking her life in exoplanetas every now and then are too worried about it.

I can see it. Let me even paint the picture: so, every now and then, she sits down on her bridge chair, lights one cigarette up, and contemplates the stars, just chilling. You just chilling, my girl.

So, can someone make a fanart with these elements? I think would look really cool.

P.S.: Plus, that's how she's able to fit the morph ball.
If you had a bunch of parasites trying to suck the life out of you everytime you stepped outside your ship you'd be doing drugs too.
 

jshackles

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
I can see it. Let me even paint the picture: so, every now and then, she sits down on her bridge chair, lights one cigarette up, and contemplates the stars, just chilling. You just chilling, my girl.
Why would you light something on fire in a spaceship?
 

MagiusNecros

Gilgamesh Fan Annoyance
Pretty sure she doesn't smoke at all. Especially given that she wears a exosuit that filters breathable air in space and across different planets that don't exactly have breathable oxygen.

Not sure what Nicotine would do for her that the Chozo and Metroid DNA already wouldn't provide.
 

N30RYU

Member
I don't know if she smokes or not... but if we don't see what she does in his ship is 'cause must be full of monster dildos
 

Tangerine

Member
I don't know if she smokes or not... but if we don't see what she does in his ship is 'cause must be full of monster dildos
The official lore is pretty deep and hard...to understand. Pretty adult too.

From the official wiki:

Samus Aran: Placed into the wife bank at a young age, Samus became overweight and hopelessly ugly. When her to-be husband rejected her, she assaulted him and became a prisoner on the cluster, sentenced to become a brainwashed love-slave. However, the process was interrupted and while she became fit and beautiful, the brainwashing portion was incomplete, and she inadvertently had her DNA fused with that of a Cluster Lizard. Samus is strong and independent, and is obsessed with sex to the point where she is willing to sleep with almost any man, with the sole exception of Ridley; by whom she is repulsed.

A smooth refreshing Marlboro light after sex is Samus' cigarette of choice.[1] In one manga she is depicted as blowing up a small moon in anger, after realising she had already used up her last smokes the previous night, while letting five space pirates run a train on her.[2]

In terms of gender representation in video games, she has received largely positive reviews. She is also recognized as one of the earliest female video game protagonists and has remained a popular and well-received character, especially amongst feminists. Anita Sarkeesian has said she sees a lot of herself in Samus Aran.[3]
 
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Robb

Gold Member
Nah, where would she get the cigarettes when she’s out in space? She’s also in that suit 90% of the time, I’d think she’d suffocate if she smokes inside of it.

But who knows, maybe that’s one of the new mechanics in Metroid Prime 4 - you save the game by having a smoke break.
 

Rest

Banned
OP that's retarded you're retarded.

Is this what I got a warning for? This is a Ben Stiller quote. It's ironic.
 
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