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[Unicorn]

Intravaginal ejaculation latency time (E.g. how long it takes for the male to come after commencing vaginal penetration from start to finish - which means no position breaks, just straight up pumping)

Ages 18-30: 6.5 minutes
Ages: 31-50: 5.4 minutes
Ages: 51+: 4.3 minutes

I'd say I'm above that, yet a lot of women would consider this inadequate. (Strictly talking straight pumpin').

 

[kharma45]

24% of people in Northern Ireland own a cock ring.

What a dirty bunch we are.

 

[TheLaughingStock]

It's over almost as fast as the movies.

 

[Gotchaye]

For the record, girth is probably ~6.28 times thickness. Your penis should not be a cube.

 

[Suairyu]

Wow, 20 - 30%? Now I understand all the jokes about female orgasm. Interesting. Anyone wanna comment?

One interesting thing I've encountered in life is that there are women who can't initially, but over the course of a relationship they've gotten to a point where they could. And it was more than me simply learning what they liked - it was like a psychological change in them that took months to set in.

So I would wager that statistic isn't fixed in stone.

 

[Impeccable]

Your penis should not be a cube.

Fuck, I really am doing it wrong.

 

[geomon]

Female orgasms
[Disclaimer, survey based]

20-30% of women achieve an orgasm during sex.
70-80% of women require clitoral stimulation for an orgasm to happen.

Source

 

[Angry Grimace]

ITT: People exaggerate on the internet.

Or: WhitneyHoustonD/emandsTicketStubs.gif

30 minute sex heroes with giant dicks are are a GAF staple, but I think GAF is snapping, though. I saw people admitting to little weiners and busting in 2 minutes.

 

[Ferrio]

Also intravaginal ejaculation latency time is my new favorite phrase.

We should measure it in MS, then we can ask for our Ejaculation Ping.

 

[skyfinch]

I measure from my butthole to the tip. Mine's still average.

 

[Senator Soufflé]

24% of people in Northern Ireland own a cock ring.

Not me I'm afraid.

 

[Rodney McKay]

For the record, girth is probably ~6.28 times thickness. Your penis should not be a cube.

Alright, lets Google how to measure girth...

Whoa, first result FTW.

 

[Acorn]

The age which both brits and americans lose their virginity has steadily been increasing over the last ten years.

Pfft what a shitty generation, no sex and more right wing. Fuck the youth.

 

[iNvid02]

are there any stats on how often it's put into the wrong hole

I feel so alone out here

 

[Symphonia]

ITT: People exaggerate on the internet.

Or: WhitneyHoustonD/emandsTicketStubs.gif

Jealousy is a fickle bitch.

I'm not claiming to be a stallion in the sack but I'm above average in the majority of those fields. Its not exactly impossible for it to be true.

 

[Vermillion]

They have trouble doing it

A girl can be super into it but sometimes it's hard to get them over the top. It's good to talk and see what you can do before and during to make it happen more often.

Also basically what Squiddy said below

The second statistic explains it:
70-80% of women require clitoral stimulation for an orgasm to happen.

Most people seem to think that vaginal penetration alone is enough for female orgasm, when it statistically is not.

Ah.

One interesting thing I've encountered in life is that there are women who can't initially, but over the course of a relationship they've gotten to a point where they could. And it was more than me simply learning what they liked - it was like a psychological change in them that took months to set in.

So I would wager that statistic isn't fixed in stone.

Interesting...

 

[Gotchaye]

For the record, girth is probably ~6.28 times thickness. Your penis should not be a cube.

I lied. ~3.14 times thickness. Now I feel worse.

 

[Winterfang]

Slightly Above average in everything. Bellow average in female satisfaction =(

 

[MWS Natural]

Ages 18-30: 6.5 minutes
Ages: 31-50: 5.4 minutes
Ages: 51+: 4.3 minutes

Wow didn't realize most guys are this terrible. I can count on one hand how many times I've climaxed that quickly. You can't even do more than 1 damn position in 5 minutes!

 

[theytookourjobz]

We should measure it in MS, then we can ask for our Ejaculation Ping.

Yo baby, my ping is so high it's like I'm on dialup.

 

[Vermillion]

I lied. ~3.14 times thickness. Now I feel worse.

Penises aren't perfectly round, though, yeah? So I think it may actually be a little under that.

 

[Unicorn]

Wow didn't realize most guys are this terrible. I can count on one hand how many times I've climaxed that quickly. You can't even do more than 1 damn position in 5 minutes!

Again this time frame is in one position pumping away.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

Penises aren't perfectly round, though, yeah? So I think it may actually be a little under that.

edit: I'm so bad at math now, I can't even joke about it.

 

[Twilight Gap]

Not sure where this applies since GAF is all 6 ft plus, ripped for days, with thick cocks down to their knees, and would pass on Jennifer Lawrence for having no ass.

 

[Grakl]

Jealousy is a fickle bitch.

I'm not claiming to be a stallion in the sack but I'm above average in the majority of those fields. Its not exactly impossible for it to be true.

get dat condom machine ready

 

[Senoculum]

This one time a lady said that my dick was big. It boosted my confidence, but I thought she was full of shit considering my length is only slightly above average.

Now I just measured my girth. 5.1 inches! Holy cow. I'm on top of the food chain. I'm gonna walk outside and feel all smug now.

 

[TAJ]

I lied. ~3.14 times thickness. Now I feel worse.

It's even worse than that, because dicks aren't perfect cylinders.

 

[RSLAEV]

20%-30% Achieve an orgasm during sex?Fuck. What the hell man. Why?

What's that ya say Reggie?

 

[TAJ]

This one time a lady said that my dick was big. It boosted my confidence, but I thought she was full of shit considering my length is only slightly above average.

Now I just measured my girth. 5.1 inches! Holy cow. I'm on top of the food chain. I'm gonna walk outside and feel all smug now.

Actually, that's the top of the average range. Top of the food chain is more like 7", which is quite a bit bigger than 5.1".
Given equal length, we're talking an 88.39% bigger dick.

 

[Symphonia]

get dat condom machine ready

Oh no, you hit me where it hurts, my photos of me on a drunk night out, however will I cope!?

 

[Easy_D]

Above average GAF, assemble!

 

[Henchmen21]

This one time a lady said that my dick was big. It boosted my confidence, but I thought she was full of shit considering my length is only slightly above average.

Now I just measured my girth. 5.1 inches! Holy cow. I'm on top of the food chain. I'm gonna walk outside and feel all smug now.

 

[IceCold]

Related to this thread

 

[todahawk]

What is "girth"? Is that the circumference?

Think of it as the equivalent of how you measure your waist except you're measuring your dick... ie. tiny little 5" pants for your dick.

 

[Grakl]

Oh no, you hit me where it hurts, my photos of me on a drunk night out, however will I cope!?

I wasn't attacking you, just a joke lol

 

[Kinyou]

20-30% of women achieve an orgasm during sex.
70-80% of women require clitoral stimulation for an orgasm to happen.

Are those 70%-80% of the 30%?!

 

[Fantastic Four skin.bmp]

Wait, bone pressed is a legitimate thing?
7 long (not bone pressed, its lies!), 6 around. Terrible anxiety though, and have never 'gotten there' during secks. I know, I need to stop whackin' it. >_>

 

[oneils]

20%-30% Achieve an orgasm during sex?Fuck. What the hell man. Why?

I guess they are defining "sex" here as intercourse. In that case, the next stat helps explain it. If 70-80% of women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm, it is going to be a little difficult to do through intercourse alone.

 

[MWS Natural]

Again this time frame is in one position pumping away.

Still. Too much rabbit humping not enough long stroke.

 

[oneils]

I'd say I'm above that, yet a lot of women would consider this inadequate. (Strictly talking straight pumpin').

That stat seems kind of useless to me.

7 minutes in the same position seems boring to me. I like to switch it up.

Still. Too much rabbit humping not enough long stroke.

But if you are not switching it up, it seems to me your actually trying to get off. If you are trying to get off, why delay it?

I'll never understand the whole fascination with "how long do you last?" If I want to get off, it does not take a lot of time. If I don't want to get off, I don't.

The way I see it, if guys are not having long sessions of intercourse it is because they don't want to. I might be missing something, though.

 

[Devolution]

That penetration number means a lot of dudes don't even know their woman is faking.

 

[Yaboosh]

My wife and I regularly have sex for 15-30 minutes, but there is no way I would last 6 minutes just jackhammering away. I mean, I am not impotent.

 

[Manmademan]

Intravaginal ejaculation latency time (E.g. how long it takes for the male to come after commencing vaginal penetration from start to finish - which means no position breaks, just straight up pumping)

Ages 18-30: 6.5 minutes
Ages: 31-50: 5.4 minutes
Ages: 51+: 4.3 minutes

This was always hilarious to me. Really guys? REALLY? Lol

 

[Chipotle]

I always wanted to last longer, until I started SSRIs. Now it can get ridiculous. When I read the side effects list I laughed at how it described lasting too long as "sexual dysfunction". Not now.

 

[Can Crusher]

Ages 18-30: 6.5 minutes
Ages: 31-50: 5.4 minutes
Ages: 51+: 4.3 minutes

What the fuck

 

[Yaboosh]

That penetration number means a lot of dudes don't even know their woman is faking.

Faking orgasms is such a shitty thing to do and basically dooms your love life to mediocrity at best.

 

[oneils]

That penetration number means a lot of dudes don't even know their woman is faking.

The way it is defined leads me to believe that it is the point in the session where the guy is trying to get off (Intravaginal ejaculation latency time). For all we know, they could have been making love for an hour before hand.

 

[LuffyZoro]

I always thought that the 5" number for girth seemed really big until I actually measured today. Whaddaya know, almost exactly 5 inches.

 

[Manmademan]

I guess they are defining "sex" here as intercourse. In that case, the next stat helps explain it. If 70-80% of women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm, it is going to be a little difficult to do through intercourse alone.

if 70-80% of women need clitoral stimulation, then 70-80% of them should be asking for it, and 70-80% of men should be doing it during intercourse.

I always thought that the 5" number for girth seemed really big until I actually measured today. Whaddaya know, almost exactly 5 inches.

I've never really had a tape measure handy.

 

[Unicorn]

Every day GAF makes me sadder and sadder I am not currently having sex.