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[Wario64]

http://www.gtasanandreas.net/news/single.php?id=1436

A few months ago, Barton Waterduck discovered a few sections of unused code in the PS2 version of San An for the girlfriend "missions". With a bit of memory hacking and such, he discovered these removed portions of mission scripting were to not only put the camera inside the girlfriends' house when you stop in for "coffee", but also to make a little mini-game of it. Now, with the magic of user-editable files on the PC, PatrickW was able to unlock the uncensored "coffee" segments for all to play with. Here's a few screens, but be warned, they might be a bit on the NSFW side...

3 pics in the link above

 

[Jeff-DSA]

It's a rare moment when I wish this board had the face_plain emoticon from IGN.

This is one of those times.

 

[Monk]

The competition from God of War's minigame must have been what made them decide not to keep it.

 

[aoi tsuki]

No muff diving controls?

6.9

 

[Miroku]

lame.

 

[Link]

I love how he's still fully clothed.

 

[CurseoftheGods]

GTA blows.

 

[CO_Andy]

Would be funny if GTA got an 'Adult' rating.

Imagine the controversy it would stir around the world.

 

[john tv]

That is some ugly-ass art right there. Sheesh.

 

[Date of Lies]

gta is crap, this only further proves it

 

[sangreal]

I don't buy that story. More likely someone just made a (real) shitty sex mod

 

[Reilly]

FAP FAP FAP FAP

 

[Redblack]

At least fun :lol

 

[Deleted member 1235]

it would be crap and stupid if the graphics were great. but blocky characters having it off = good times in 20 years on the look back.

 

[Hyoushi]

A few months ago, Barton Waterduck discovered a few sections of unused code...

WTF :lol :lol

 

[MarkMacD]

And also: it's bullshit.

 

[Teddman]

Has anyone actually tried playing that "minigame"? :lol

 

[Smiles and Cries]

this better be bullshit. :lol

I mean DOA boobies is geeky enough we don't need blocky jaggy sex

 

[Yusaku]

Horrifying. They should've kept it in, abstinence rates would've skyrocketed.

 

[Do The Mario]

Just pathetic.

 

[Manders]

that looks awful. ugh

 

[KyotoMecca]

Craptastic.

Also for proper thrills BATTLE RAPER 2 is probably the better option, it's on UKR (and in another topic here I think)

 

[theREBELins]

*Masturbates furiously to screens*

 

[Bob White]

:lol

Fake or not, its funny.

And to all of you guys using this to somehow show how gta sucks, piss the fuck off and go play more than 15 minutes of the game.

 

[Ranger X]

I don't know if it's fake but there's a little something that makes me wonder if it may be true. When you have a "coffee", the girl are saying stuff but what is written at the bottom of the screen isn't corresponding to it... but corresponding to the text on that mini-game...
Or maybe that's what gave the guy the idea for the mod.

 

[TTP]

*Masturbates furiously to screens*

:lol

 

[Tain]

I don't buy that story. More likely someone just made a (real) shitty sex mod

Definitely.

 

[evil ways]

:lol @ the facial expressions

 

[LakeEarth]

The fact that this news comes out days after the PC version comes out screams mod to me.

 

[bjork]

:lol @ the middle picture