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At a Californian show in 2001, Charlize Theron and Duran Duran’s John Taylor, both friends, were standing outside his dressing room. He invited them in, but a clearly disgusted Theron told him, “Andy Dick’s in there. It’s not nice.”

When he entered, Moby found the comedian “perched on a table with his pants down around his ankles, squatting over a vegan end-of-tour cake that my managers had given me.”

A group of his friends were standing around the table and chanting, “Poop! Poop! Poop!” Moby simply grabbed some beers for himself and his friends and casually left Dick to tend to his business.
 

Shelbutt

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There isn't a time in her career that i wouldn't have banged her. This is no exception.

edit: except when she was on nick kids of course....nearly ended up on a list there.
I was a huge fan of hers when I was a small girl. Now I just feel immense pity for her. There's not really been a time in her life where she wasn't oogled or controlled or forced into things. No wonder she had a mental breakdown(s)
 

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Sacramento Man Sentenced for Selling Fertilizer as Diet Pill

A man who sold a toxic fertilizer as a diet pill has been sentenced to three years in federal prison.

Scott Edward Cavell of Sacramento was sentenced Tuesday for interstate commerce of misbranded drugs.

Prosecutors say that between 2015 and 2017, Cavell and others marketed a drug called DNP for weight-loss and fat-burning while officially selling it as a fertilizer.

DNP is used as a fertilizer, a pesticide and for manufacturing but it’s not approved for human consumption because the Food and Drug Administration says it’s too toxic.

Cavell acknowledged that he controlled websites that marketed the drug in pill form as a supplement.

Source: Fox
 

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Police: South Carolina woman stopped for driving drunk on toy truck



WALHALLA, S.C. (AP) — A South Carolina woman who police say was driving drunk will not be cited with a DUI because her vehicle of choice was a toy truck.

News outlets quote police as saying that instead they charged 25-year-old Megan Holman with public intoxication. They say they spotted her cruising down the road in a Power Wheels electric toy truck after a caller reported a suspicious person on the street.

Officers say she driving about a mile (1.5 kilometers) from her home in Walhalla when they stopped her.

 

Tesseract

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Police: South Carolina woman stopped for driving drunk on toy truck



WALHALLA, S.C. (AP) — A South Carolina woman who police say was driving drunk will not be cited with a DUI because her vehicle of choice was a toy truck.

News outlets quote police as saying that instead they charged 25-year-old Megan Holman with public intoxication. They say they spotted her cruising down the road in a Power Wheels electric toy truck after a caller reported a suspicious person on the street.

Officers say she driving about a mile (1.5 kilometers) from her home in Walhalla when they stopped her.


bad ass
 

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Jefferson Police Called In To Dispute After Someone Urinated In A Cookie Jar

There has been no indication if any charges will be filed after a Jefferson woman reported that someone had urinated in her cookie jar. The Jefferson Police Department received notice of the incident at approximately 1:55 p.m. on Thursday when the resident in the 600 block of North Olive Street told officers her roommate had committed the offense. The woman retaliated by pouring the cookie jar full of urine on the offender’s clothing.


I wonder if it was a man or a woman that did the deed?

Accuser: Who pissed on the cookies in the cookie jar?
Accuser: [vis_name][/vis_name] pissed on the cookies in the cookie jar!
Accused: Who, me?
Accuser/Group: Yes, you!
Accused: Not I!
Accuser/Group: Then who?
Accused: At least it wasn't poo!

vis_name would have would have worked well there.
 
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