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Ionian

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Thought this was a piss-take but a quick Google and it's not a SNL skit? She legit is mental.

Made it even funnier.

Next person who cuts my hair, shall retort with "You are a groomer" with a sad condescending face. Need to buy glasses though to get the look right. hahahahaha. top link right there. Can't stop laughing.
 
Thought this was a piss-take but a quick Google and it's not a SNL skit? She legit is mental.

Made it even funnier.

Next person who cuts my hair, shall retort with "You are a groomer" with a sad condescending face. Need to buy glasses though to get the look right. hahahahaha. top link right there. Can't stop laughing.
Wait... That's not a parody/sarcastic video?
 

Ionian

Member
Looks like kool-aid dye. When I was younger, people dyed their hair with actual kool-aid because it was cheap and it had the same effect. Trash look in any cases.

Ah when I was younger, my grandmother would just have weird hair.

As kids we loved it, either blue, purple or whatever her pension paid. (she was working class, can't have been much). Came from the Liberties which is rough as fuck for Dublin at the time. Then my Father fell in love. I was the result.

Her birthdays were always hard sweets as I loved them. Mother kept telling me to stop as she couldn't chew them. Bonus! got them back.

I was very very young. Hadn't hit puberty. Used to escort her home after every visit to make sure she was ok. (years later as an adult).
 
I don't get how some in here can't see it, lol.

But people want to justify their confirmations and all that gravy.

She works for Blaze TV, this is high sarcasm, just like their Slightly Offensive pod/vidcast.
Anyone who didn’t understand that was parody is either being disingenuous or is extremely gullible. She’s clearly using “antiracist” language applied to the people who desperately want to teach children fringe sexual and gender ideas. I don’t see anyone would need that explained to them though.
 
Anyone who didn’t understand that was parody is either being disingenuous or is extremely gullible. She’s clearly using “antiracist” language applied to the people who desperately want to teach children fringe sexual and gender ideas. I don’t see anyone would need that explained to them though.
I immediately thought it was satire, but when Ionian Ionian said it wasn't, I took him at his word since it sounded like he did outside research into this lady.
 

Ionian

Member
I immediately thought it was satire, but when Ionian Ionian said it wasn't, I took him at his word since it sounded like he did outside research into this lady.

I just Googled her name and it brought up a Wiki. If it is satire then my bad, doesn't mention it on the page. I've never heard of BlazeTV before.

Odd the page doesn't mention her being satire, generally Wiki mods are pretty strict.
 

Zeroing

Banned
You can die your hair without changing genders, people do it all the time.

The Punk scene in the 80s use to die their hair and have mohawks and penises.
Also the 90's, where guys still die and bleach their hair and used black nail polish.
WTF is happening? People are acting like they are from a small island that has been stuck in the 1940's ???
 

StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
You can die your hair without changing genders, people do it all the time.

The Punk scene in the 80s use to die their hair and have mohawks and penises.
Also the 90's, where guys still die and bleach their hair and used black nail polish.
WTF is happening? People are acting like they are from a small island that has been stuck in the 1940's ???
The difference is back then when you did weird shit, you needed to show your face to people in-person to feel happy about it. And that assumed their reactions were positive.

Now, someone can tweet they coloured their hair with a picture and feel happy about it even if everyone laughs at it.
 

Ionian

Member
The difference is back then when you did weird shit, you needed to show your face to people in-person to feel happy about it. And that assumed their reactions were positive.

Now, someone can tweet they coloured their hair with a picture and feel happy about it even if everyone laughs at it.

Was gonna laugh at the fact both said "die" when it's 'dye' but they're not incorrect. Fucks up your hair.

I die my hair all the time with a headshaver. Nothing like it, not even balding just less hassle and grows too quickly.
 

Zeroing

Banned
The difference is back then when you did weird shit, you needed to show your face to people in-person to feel happy about it. And that assumed their reactions were positive.

Now, someone can tweet they coloured their hair with a picture and feel happy about it even if everyone laughs at it.
You are right it does make sense.
 

StreetsofBeige

Gold Member
Was gonna laugh at the fact both said "die" when it's 'dye' but they're not incorrect. Fucks up your hair.

I die my hair all the time with a headshaver. Nothing like it, not even balding just less hassle and grows too quickly.
As I type Im eating some Miss Vickies hot BBQ chips (I really am). My tongue is dying from the chips.
 

Reallink

Member
I just Googled her name and it brought up a Wiki. If it is satire then my bad, doesn't mention it on the page. I've never heard of BlazeTV before.

Odd the page doesn't mention her being satire, generally Wiki mods are pretty strict.

It's a 1:1 spoof of Anti-Racism courses helmed by some guy called Abram X (hence the Allie X) who famously charges corporations, universities, and government agencies $10,000/hr for speaking engagements. Everything she said is a direct quote of his, only with groomer replaced by racist.
 
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Ionian

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It's a 1:1 spoof of Anti-Racism courses helmed by some guy called Abram X (hence the Allie X) who famously charges corporations, universities, and government agencies $10,000/hr for speaking engagements. Everything she said is a direct quote of his, only with groomer replaced by racist.

The tweet makes more sense now. Had never heard of either before as I'm not American and they're not well known here (that I know) but after looking him up I can see the angle.

They both seem unhinged to be honest after looking at his Twitter as well. (Why is it always Twitter?).

Elon sort this out!
 
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