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things you can do instead of making an account suicide thread

64bitmodels

Reverse groomer.
1. play some games. This is a gaming forum, we talk about games. Know what's the better option? playing the games you talk about
2. go out for a walk. Touching grass makes you at the very least 2.5x happier every time you do it. if you do that maybe you won't want to get banned
3. watch porn. Come. Take the edge off.
4. take a nap. you'll forget what you were mad about when you wake up
5. learn the difficult, nearly impossible task of connecting a PC to a TV, which you can view right here -----> https://www.neogaf.com/threads/a-short-guide-on-how-to-connect-your-pc-to-a-tv.1638915/
6. watch a movie. Get involved with another story and another plot. Afterwards you'll come back reinvigorated wtih new stuff to talk about
7. listen to music. nothing soothes the soul more than amazing music
8. go to another thread and talk there. you'll likely be less angry at the mods
9. Go to the gym. become a chad. you won't even take people on the internet seriously after that
 
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Von Hugh

Member
Season 2 Wtf GIF by Parks and Recreation
 

The_Mike

I cry about SonyGaf from my chair in Redmond, WA
Well, he's not wrong for the most part, lol.
True.

I kinda get the idea behind why people do it.

They want to show how unhappy they are with something and hopes to get heard. Then they get banned and is forgotten within the next day

I would personally just log out of the forum and never return. Even better, if I change my mind I could login again.
 

Chiggs

Member
And make us miss out on literal gold mines? I say let them

Just like console war threads, they're the comedy gifts that keep on giving...despite everyone acting like it's the worst thing ever because they think getting huffy and sanctimonious will impress a mod.
 

64bitmodels

Reverse groomer.
Just like console war threads, they're the comedy gifts that keep on giving...despite everyone acting like it's the worst thing ever because they think getting huffy and sanctimonious will impress a mod.
i just do this shit because its funny. i made a thread about how to make a good account suicide thread a while ago
account suicides are an amazing topic for troll threads
 

solidus12

Member
10. Clean your console's fan and heatsink to avoid jet engine noise.

Advice is mainly for PS4 owners
 

kiphalfton

Member
"Account suicide threads" on another forum I was on were much sexier.

Lots of porn gifs for those who can't read between the lines
 

Kataploom

Gold Member
True.

I kinda get the idea behind why people do it.

They want to show how unhappy they are with something and hopes to get heard. Then they get banned and is forgotten within the next day

I would personally just log out of the forum and never return. Even better, if I change my mind I could login again.
Maybe they're not used to deal with their emotions in that sense, they're not the kind of people that think that changing their minds is in their possibilities for whatever reason...
 

TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
Can we get a poll going for Evilore to see about creating a subforum for Jackass Dingleberry Circus ban threads and counter ban threads and call it "The Gold Mines," ?
 
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RoboFu

One of the green rats
Play games on what platform though? What platform???!!!!! 😭
 
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lh032

I cry about Xbox and hate PlayStation.
Another alternative is to go to the best and safehaven resetera.
 

G-Bus

Banned
Gaming forums shouldn't be taken seriously and to a lesser extent the internet as a whole.

Your here to share your interest and love of the medium. Once you start getting agitated/pissed off etc over words about entertainment where everyone has their own likes and dislikes you need to take a step back and ask yourself why your even here.

Can't imagine what it would have been like growing up with the internet and social media being such a big part of one's life from an early age.

Go outside, socialise. Do what humans have been doing for 1000s of years. All this online crap is not normal and it fucks with your head. Going to take a very long time for humans to adjust to "socialising" in this manner.
 
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10. draw and paint your favorite video game characters, environments.
11. Learn how to animate, code and make a video game of your own and make money
12. Learn how to be frugal, acquire proper financial education, invest, and be a millionaire.
13. Have a Pet Cat or dog that loves you.
14. Love yourself and give yourself a hug.
 
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